Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Saturday, June 09, 2007

Could the knobheaded scammer, who sent me this pile of shit, please explain to me why the UK Lottery would be operating in Dubai and paying me in dollars?

Not the brightest of scams!

BTW, if you really are the UK Lottery, you would know that organisation is spelt with an "s" not a "z".

Your E-mail address has won you US$4.6M

UK LOTTERY ORGANIZATIONTICKET FREE/ONLINE E-MAIL ADDRESS WINNINGS DEPARTMENT.

If you are the correct owner of this email address,then be glad this day as the result of the UK lotto online e-mail winning draws and sweepstakes held in DUBAI-UNITED ARAB EMIRATE on the 30 th of May 2007 has just been released and we are glad to announce to you that your e-mail address has won you the lottery in the first category and you are entitled to claim the sum of US$4.6M.

Your email addresses was entered for the online draw on this Ticket Number: APP236566301307 and won on this Lucky Number: MX014926583.You are to contact Mr.John Eso. on the below email address for quick delivery of your won cheque of US$4.6M. All winners cheque are certified and are cashable in any bank of any country.

To enable the Courier Company ascertain you as the rightful receiver of the cheque, include the below listed information in your contact mail.

Your country, complete official names, amount won, ticket and lucky numbers, date/venue of draw, address where your wish to receive your winnings,contact telephone, mobile and fax numbers, sex, age, occupation and job title.

Top Speed Express UAE Company Ltd.Office Address:
75 Mussalla Road,
Dubai
UAE.
Email-Address: zenithexpress22@yahoo.ie
Contact Agent: Mr John Eso.
Yours Truly,
Mr James Usmond.
Co-ordinator.
UK LOTTERY ORGANIZATION

1 comment:

  1. Anonymous11:52 am

    First, they send us sms from Dubai Mobile No. 0971501415921 and my husband email them to their email add: lotoprizzf@yahoo.co.uk and then now we are sure that this is a scam..

    see their email below: ------

    We have received your mail and we have confirmed that you are one of the lucky winners of the free G.S.M phone lottery promotion joint Bonanza organising by Digital Services Klient Network Inc and K-rro Network,London United Kingdom.

    This promotion is for our newly formed company to gain popularity in the Global mobile phone networking.

    The selection process was carried out through random selections in our computerised phone number election system from a database of over 250,000 phone numbers drawn from all the continent of the world.

    This promotion is approved by the British Gaming Board and also licensed by the international association of gaming regulators(IAGR)and We are proud to say that over 30 MILLION British pounds are won in more than 150 countries worldwide and all winning must be claimed as soon as possible to avoid delay.

    So as one of the winners, your winning prize will be process and you receive your prize but to enable us to process your prize you are requested to fill the form below and send to us with a copy of your international passport or National ID Card.

    As soon as you fill the form and return back to us we shall process your prize and inform you how you will receive your winning prize and also one of the rule of this promotion is that after you receive your money you will be invited to visit us for the ceremony in London for all the 20 winners and we shall use the ceremony to lunch our website and it will be our great honour to have all the winners on the ceremony day.

    We await your immediate reply.

    Best Regards,

    Mrs Ever Tucker
    (ASIA, MIDEAST AND AFRICA REPRESENTATIVE)

    Fill the form below and return to us and also attached a copy of your international passport or National ID Card
    ===================================

    YOUR FULL NAME...............................
    YOUR FULL ADDRESS ...........................

    PRIVATE TEL :..............................

    MOBILE PHONE ......................

    FAX NO:...........................

    OCCUPATION:........................
    POSITION IN YOUR WORKING PLACE:..
    AGE:...............................
    NATIONALITY:.......................

    COUNTRY OF
    RESIDENCE:.........................

    YOUR MONTHLY INCOME:............................
    TICKET NUMBER:.....................
    NEXT OF KIN NAME AND
    ADDRESS:................

    I................HEREBY DECLARE THAT THE ABOVE DATA ARE TRUE AND IN CASE OF ANY UNFORESEEN CIRCUMSTANCES MY NEXT OF KIN HAS RIGHT TO CLAIM MY TOTAL WINNING.

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