Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Monday, July 28, 2008

This scammer should have at least checked to see if I lived in the US/Canada, I don't.

The scam either uses the hapless victim's bank account to launder money, or charges a fee for setting up a non existent job contract.

Trends Holdings And Print needs a book-keeper, we need someone in the States/Canada to work as our representative and assist us in processing the payments from our clients and I will pay him/her a weekly wage, by percentage.
Contact us through mail for next step, (gilbert.stradden@rocketmail.com) .
Hoping to hear from you soon.
Regards,
GILBERT STRADDEN

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

This lady wants to have a "long lasting relationship with me", and to offer me a share of $13.5M.

Well that's the best offer I have had this morning!

Madam Laarni Ejarcito Enriquez, Read Carefully.
Confinement house.
Manilla,Phillipine.

I am very sorry to had infringe into your privacy without permission but please with all humility i solicit your attention to hear me out. I am madam Laarni Enriquez, a filippino by nationality and a divorcee who has surffered so much for offence i never committed.

Honestly I would love to have a long lasting relationship with you if possible entrusting my life time fortune into your possession,as now I am broken hearted and needs someone to trust and to really conffident on, without remembering my past and forsaken experiences from my close conffidents and family.

I am really in need of someone, who would take me for whom I am and as a life time partner after making claims of my deposited life fortuned in Abroad. Well, from your profile I believe in my heart that you ought to be a very honest person.

I would like to give you a brief description of my life autobiograph I was once the mistress of our President, Joseph Estrada, and during his tenure in office, I was often used as a courier in depositing his(the president) funds, in the Europe,and Africa because of my honesty but his wife Madam Loi and her son-Jude, accused me of having secret affair with the president ,this led to fabrication of all kind of allegation against me just to disrepute my honesty earned fame.

But not quite long I was arrested together with his wife and son in connection with the 27th July, 2003, failed coup for working in the household of the ex-president Joseph Estrada . Althought i was later granted bailed as there was no substantial evidence against me now I have been released but under security watch within state confinement with limited opportunity to reach the outside world to prove my innocence.

All I want from you is to assist me make claims of some funds I did deposited in Security House in Ivory Coast a remote state in Africa. Every other deposit have been consficated and seized by the the government of Madam Gloria the President of republic of philippine. But, this one is the only one they could not see, as I did kept the deposit certicate and deposit agreetment with one of my close confidant.

The Amount being deposited is ( $13.5 Million United states dollars )as this was the money that was supposed to be used by the President to acquire some properties in Africa.
All I want from you, now is honesty and sincerity, As soon as this money is claimed by you, I will look for a way out and sneaked out of Philippines and travel down to meet you in your country,

All the fees has being taken care of as at the time of deposit.

I would like us to go into investment partnership together,in investing this money in your country and anywhere else you prefer. I will send you my Photo,And a deposit certificate and authoritative agreetment which i am prapared to forward to you with more hint on how to reach the Security House to retrieve and request the transfer of the fund on my behalf to your country while i join you at convenient time for joint investment if you desire. In addition to this i promise to give you an instant reward out of the total sum of the money for your kind and sincere assistance.

Please reply this email with your full correspondence informations like TEL,FAX, and HOUSE ADDRESS to enable me proceed fast.

Sincerely,
Laarni.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Ah, capital letters...always the sign of a "quality" email scam!

DEAR VALUED WINNER,

CONGRTULATIONS!YOU HAVE JUST WON (EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND POUNDS) UK ONLINE LOTTERY IN WHICH YOUR E-MAIL WAS SELECTED RANDOMLY IN THIS EDITION OF UK ONLINE LOTTERY HELD ON THE 15th Of JULY, 2008. YOUR E-MAIL ATTACHED TO TICKET NUMBER 56475600545 188, SERIAL NUMBER 5368/02, DREW THE LUCKY NUMBERS no.:13.16.22.43.47.49. {28}Bonus Ball.

THIS IS FROM A TOTAL CASH PRIZE OF £3.6 MILLION POUNDS, SHARED AMOUNG THE FIRST FOUR(4) LUCKY WINNERS IN THIS CATEGORY. PLEASE NOTE THAT YOUR LUCKY WINNING NUMBER FALLS WITHIN OUR EUROPEAN BOOKLET REPRESENTATIVE OFFICE IN EUROPE AS INDICATED IN YOUR COUPON. IN VIEW OF THIS, YOUR £850,000 (EIGHT HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND POUNDS) WILL BE RELEASED TO YOU BY ANY OF OUR OFFICE IN EUROPE.

PLEASE KEEP YOUR WINNING INFORMATION CONFIDENTIAL AT THIS MOMENT. PLEASE DO NOT BROADCAST THIS INFORMATION TO OTHERS TILL YOU RECEIVE YOUR CHECK, PLEASE
BE WARNED!!.

TO PROCESS YOUR WINNINGS, SEND DETAILS TO YOUR FIDUCIARY AGENT VIA E-MAIL.YOUR NAME, ADDRESS, PHONE NUMBER, FAX, PASSPORT

HIS INFORMATION IS AS FOLLOW;
NAME: MR. BRIAN ADAMS
PHONE: Tel: +44 704 574 3960
Email: uknlclaimsdeskofjuly@live.co.uk

REGARDS
MR. GARY RAYMOND
ONLINE CORDINATOR

Saturday, July 12, 2008

How very kind!

No effort whatsoever, as I did fark all!

Dear friend,

I am very happy to inform you about my success in getting that fund. Now, I want you to contact my secretary on the information below:-

Name:- Mr. Chima Oderah, ask him to send to you the total sum of ($1.500.000.00) US Dollars in a bank draft, which I kept for your compensation. So contact him immediately on his e-mail:(chima_odareh@live.com) and send him the below information to enable him deliver your bank draft to you.

1.YOUR FULL NAME:___
2.YOUR ADDRESS:_____
3.TELEPHONE NUMBER:____
4.YOUR AGE:______________
5.OCCUPATION:_________

Regards,
Barr.David Williams.

Friday, July 11, 2008

Ah the sweet smell of bullshit!

I am George Alex. , an attorney at law. A deceased client of mine, that shares the same last name as yours, who here in after shall be referred to as my client, died as the result of a heart-related condition on March 12th 2005. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the tsunami disaster on the 26th December 2004 in
Sumatra Indonesia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake
I can be reached on (linkgeorgealex99@yahoo.com.hk) for details.
My late Client has a deposit of Eighteen Million Dollars ( US$18 Million) left behind.
Best regards,
Jim Leon.
Attorney at Law
TEL: +44-702 407 0676
linkgeorgealex99@yahoo.com.hk

Monday, July 07, 2008

I have lost count of the number of times that I have won the UK Lottery, truly I must be blessed!

Congratulations!!!

We are pleased to inform you of 4TH-JULY-2008 UK NATIONAL LOTTERY draw. Your email address was picked.

YOUR WINNING DETAILS;

BATCH NUMBER: 065/088/XY24
TICKET NUMBER: 023-1111-790-458
REFERENCE NUMBER: UK/839030X2/14

consequently won £480,152.00 in the 2nd category.Contact the underlisted for claims procedure.

Contact; Ms. Roxanne Millse

Mail: msroxannemills@gmail.com

Congratulations.

Sir. Nikita A Thompson.
Online Coordinator.

Thursday, July 03, 2008

Lies all lies!

HELLO,

I HAVE A CLASSIFIED INFORMATION FOR YOU ABOUT AN UNCLIAMED FUND.

I WANT YOU TO OFFICIALLY GET BACK TO ME WITH YOUR PERSONAL DETAILSFOR MORE INFORMATIONS.

REGARDS
ADEWALE JOHNSON