Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Monday, July 13, 2009

This scammer, who claims to be based in the UK, might care to reflect on the fact that in the UK we don't have "boulevards" nor do we have "apartments" (we call them "flats").

He might also care to reflect on the fact that there is no such wrod as "bollyvard".

Oh, and Berkshire is not in London!

Good day,

Would you like to work from home and get paid weekly, without affecting your present job?

ALF Cosmetics Company needs a book-keeper in your state to be part of its financial team. You are to work at home andget paid weekly without leaving or affecting your present job.

ALF Cosmetics Company is primarily a Skin Care company based in the UK,we need someone to work for the company as a representative/book keeper in the States. We make products like Cellex-C Products, DCL Products, DDF Skincare,Jan Marini Skin Care, which of course, we have various customers we make supplies to weekly in the States.

***YOUR TASK IS TO CO-ORDINATE PAYMENTS FROM CUSTOMERS AND HELP US WITHTHE PAYMENT PROCESSING***

This is in view of not having an office presently in your Country.You dont need to have an Office and this certainly wont disturb any form ofwork you have going on at the moment. BENEFIT IS AS FOLLOWS:-* The average monthly income is about $4000 USD....* No form of investments from you....* This job takes only 1-3 hours per day....* You do not pay any form of taxes.... If you are interested in being our representative please write back to this email:....{alfredbright@hotmail.com} with the informations asked below to start receiving payments from our customers and start cashing right away.

Kindly Fill out the form below and we will be glad to get back to you within 12 hours.

APPLICATION FORM
Full Name........
Contact Address........
Zip Code.........
City.................
State............
Country..............
Home Phone.......
Cell Phone...........
Email..............
Age...........
Occupation........

Best Regards,

Dr.Andrew ALF Cosmetics Company
Holy Bollyvard,
14 Apt 1d,
Victoria Street
Windsor,
Berkshire
SL4 1Yb
London U.K