Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Friday, September 18, 2009

This scam is short and simple, but utter bollocks!

$6.8MILLION USD on an ATM CARD is in your favor,Contact Mrs. Linda Hillswith your NAME,DELIVERY ADDRESS COUNTRY AND PHONE NUMBER.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

This scammer is worried that I am dead. Seemingly I have funds lying dormant that I haven't collected, presumably because I am dead!

One of the most poorly written scams I have read in quite a number of days.

FROM CHIEF Tony Eke (EXECUTIVE CHAIRMAN)
GLOBAL FINANCIAL INVESTIGATION OFFICE
14A AWOLOWO LANE, IKOYI
LAGOS NIGERIA.
Email: tony_eke2000@yahoo.it
Motto: No Body is Above The Law
Attention Fund Beneficiary Are You Dead??????,
I Am CHIEF Tony Eke (New Chairman GFI) Chairman Global
Financial Investigation Office Nigeria, There Is Presently A Counter
Claims On Your Funds By One Mrs. Rose Morgan, Who Is Presently Trying To
Make Us Believe That
You Are Dead And Even Explained That You Entered Into An Agreement With
her,To help You In Receiving Your Fund And That Was My Reason Of
Calling/Writing For Confirmation.
So here Comes The Big Question...
Did You Sign Any Deed Of Assignment In Favor Of (Mrs. Rose
Morgan)?,Thereby Making her The Current Beneficiary With her Following
Account Details:
Bank Name : Cimb Bank Of Malaysia
Bank Address : Api-Api Centre, Lot 4/G3, 88000 Kota Kinabalu, Sabah,
Malaysia.Bank Customer
Account Number/Name : 10020069859527
Swift Code & Routine Number : Cibbmykl
Type Of Account : Saving Account
However you are to Reconfirm the below details for prove of alive
Full Name:
Full Address:
Direct Telephone:
Age:
Occupation:
Sx:MALE
Country:
We Shall Proceed To Issue All Payments Details to her Said Mrs. Rose
Morgan,If We do not hear from You Within The Next Two Working Days From
Today.
Thanks
Lovely Greetings and congratulations in advance God bless if still alive.
Best Regards
Yours Sincerely
Executive Chairman, Chief Tony Eke (AIG rtd.)
Contact Email: tony_eke2000@yahoo.it

Wednesday, September 02, 2009

Despite the amusing turn of phrase, this is still a scam.

Dear Partner,

I am sending you this email through the internet with reservations, basically because you may perceive my intentions wrongly.

The issue I want to unravel to you is a very classified and sensitive one, it may be very difficult for you to comprehend, but it certainly the truth.

It involves huge sum of Fund that I want you to receive on my behalf,

On your response via my email address (kwangpk222@yahoo.co.jp) I will send you the details and more information about myself and the funds.

Yours Sincerely,

Mr. Park Kwang. (South Korea)