Despite the amusing turn of phrase, this is still a scam.
I am sending you this email through the internet with reservations, basically because you may perceive my intentions wrongly.
The issue I want to unravel to you is a very classified and sensitive one, it may be very difficult for you to comprehend, but it certainly the truth.
It involves huge sum of Fund that I want you to receive on my behalf,
On your response via my email address (email@example.com) I will send you the details and more information about myself and the funds.
Mr. Park Kwang. (South Korea)