Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Am I Dead yet?

My thanks to the scammer who sent me a message with the following subject line:
"ARE YOU DEAD? IF YOU ARE NOT DEAD CONTACT IMMEDIATELY‏"
As far as I am aware, I am not dead yet. However, dead or alive, I won't waste my time contacting the scammer.

Sunday, March 02, 2014

Question For Scammers

I have a couple of questions wrt the "hot new penis pills" that you keep trying to flog me.

- Do you mean the pills are hot (in the sense that they burn), if so they sound dangerous?

- Are the pills to be taken by my penis, if so is that not very uncomfortable?

Monday, February 17, 2014

Advice To Scammers

The phrase "my late husband died" is tautology, if you are going to try to scam someone at least have the wit to do it in a grammatically correct fashion.