Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

Message to the prat of a scammer that sent me this pile of shit.

If you are going to pretend to be Lloyds Bank, at least spell the name correctly MORON!

Dear Llyods TSB Bank Customer,

We recently have determined that different computers have logged into your Llyods TSB
Bank account, and multiple password failures were present before the
logons. For this reason your Account has been Suspended. To Re-activate, you are required to re-log into your account correctly and verify your account
activities.

We thank you for your co-operation in this manner.

To log into your account and verify your account activity, click here:

https:// online.lloydstsb.co.uk/customer.ibc

We appreciate your support and understanding, as we work together to keep Lloyds TSB
Bank a safe place to do business.
Thank you for your patience in this matter.

Trust and Safety Department
Llyods TSB Bank
Please do not reply to this e-mail as this is only a notification. Mail sent to
this address cannot be answered.

Monday, February 27, 2006

I have "won" $1M non existent dollars from a fake lottery.

How useless!

MESSAGE ALART.
WINNING NOTICE FOR CATEGORY"A" WINNER-
Ref. No.-
LSLUK/2031/8161/04
BATCH NUMBER: 14/011/IPD.
www.staatsloterij.nl

Attention:Â
Staatsloterij International has just concluded its final
draws of it's periodical promotional program.An exclusive list of email
addresses of thousands of individual and corporate bodies were picked
by automated random computer search from the internet with serial
number 5772-54 drew the lucky numbers 3-4-17-28-35-44and consequently
won in the First Category.

No tickets were sold. Your email address
emerged as one of seven winners in the silver stakes category"A" as
email addresses were soughted, from a total number of 1,000,000
addresses drawn from all over the globe. After an automated computer
ballot of our International Promotions Program, only SEVEN winners
emerged in this category and therefore each are to receive payouts of
$1,000,000.00 USD DOLLAR from the total of $7,000,000.00 USD DOLLAR
SEVEN MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLAR).
However,every email address
selected was accompanied by a reference and ticket number,after the
cyber lotto selection, the below ticket and reference numbers emerged
as one of the lucky winners in the above category.CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Reference number for your prize is:Ref. No.- LSLUK/2031/8161/04
BATCH
NUMBER: 14/011/IPD.
ticket number 50941465206-529

For your prize claim
processing, we have employed the service of an lnternational Trust
firm. They are to handle the transfer of your cash prize of
1,000,000.00 Dollar in line with our procedures and upon your
directions.Your prize has been insured to its full value with your
email address and will be transferred to you under their professional
service.
To immediately initiate the processing of your prize claim,
please contact the under-mentioned at our claims department;

     Â
Mr.F.VincentÂ
      Amsterdam-Netherlands.

Email:

     Â
Â
Tel.:Â +3

In your best interest(s), you must initiate contact
within three weeks of receipt of this Correspondence.
Attorney/Fiduciary Agents, are to handle all matters with regards to
legalization of your winning documents.You are also advised to send a
copy of this email, to the Director of operations at the claims
department, Mr.Frank Vincent,when contacting him.
You may be required
to provide any of the above information during the process of
collecting your prize. We congratulate you once again and it is our
hope that you participate in any of our international programs in the
nearest future.

Thank you and CONGRATULATIONS!!!.

Sincerely,
Mrs.
Kate Veldhuizen.
Promotions Manager,
Staats loterij international,
Netherlands.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Night and day, seven days a week; the scammers never give up in their relentless efforts to trick the naive and gullible out of their money.

WEBSITE:www.superbal.nl

SUPERBAL EMAIL LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS
FROM: THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT
SUPERBAL INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE
AWARD DEPT.TEL/FAX 0031 847 301 119
EMAIL: infosuperbal2005@winning.com
www.superbal.nl
DATE: 17TH JANUARY 2006
REF NO: OMS/200793/07
BATCH NO: 24/00602/XXPDB
ATTN: BENEFICIARY (OMS/200793/07)

RE: AWARD CLAIM FINAL NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you the release today of the result of the SUPERBAL LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM (YEAR BONANZA 2006) of which results was release on 17TH JAN 2005.
Your name attached to the ticket number 025-11464992-750 with serial number 2449-05 drew the lucky number 13-15-22-37-39-47, which consequently won the lottery in the 1st category.
You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of €1.000.000.00 (ONE MILLION EURO ONLY) in cash credited to file REF NO: OMS/200793/07 and BATCH NO: 24/00602/XXPDB. This is from a total cash prize of €15.000.00.00 (FIFTEEN MILLION EURO ONLY) shared among the fifteen international winners in this category.
CONGRATULATION!!!!
Your fund is now deposited with a SECURITY COMPANY insured to your name. Due to mix up of some addresses and names, we ask that you keep this award from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to your nominated bank account, as this is a part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of this program by participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 25,000 names from AMERICA, ASIA, AFRICA, EUROPE and NEW ZEALAND. As part of our end of year international program, which we conduct once every year, we hope with a part of your prize money, you will take part in this year-end of year Bonanza high stake US$1.6 Billion international lottery.
To begin your prize claim, contact your claims agent,
MR. YOSI COLE, Foreign Operation Manager SUPERBAL E-MAIL LOTTERY PROMOTION, TEL: EMAIL: For the processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice. Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 25TH FEBUARY 2006. After this date all funds will be returned to the MINISTRY ECONOMY HOLLAND as unclaimed. Also, for your information, 10% of your won prize belongs to IBERO PROMOTION the company that bought the lottery ticket on your behalf, as a part of their commission. This commission will be paid to Manager SUPERBAL E-MAIL LOTTERY PROMOTION only after you have received your fund in your designated account.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform us as quickly as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. Harriet Wilson.
GROUP CORDINATOR
(SUPERBAL E-MAIL LOTTERY PROMOTIONS)

Friday, February 24, 2006

Another day, another fake lottery win!

These people must think that I am stupid.

It goes without saying that these lottery "wins" sent by email are fakes, please don't be so stupid to fall for them.

FROM: LUCKY DAY LOTTERY FEBRUARY RESULT
BURDENSTRAAT 22 1053 DS
AMERFORTS (THE NETHERLANDS)
THE DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE WARD
DEAR SIR/MADAM,
             RESULTS FOR CATEGORY WINNER                              Â
Congratulation you have been selected as one of the draw winner of the
lucky-day Lottery International Program held on the 22th FEBRUARY 2006 and
results were officially announced today 24th FEBRUARYÂ 2006. Your name "email
address" was attached to ticket number; 369-555-876/6181-22, Serial number
90-77-689/5,ref number 11-677-435/668 batch draws lucky numbers
9,18,24,26,41,43,61,65,68,73,(01) bonus number (5), which consequently won the
lottery in! the second category. You hereby have been approved lump sum pay of
500,000.00 UNITED STATE DOLLARS (FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS)Â from the total
cash prize of 2 MILLION DOLLARS shared amongst four lucky winners based on
their category.
All participants "email address" were selected through a computer balloting
system drawn from Nine hundred participants by their respective continents
across the globe as part of our international promotions program which is
conducted annually. To process your claim contact the financial agent with this
information,

MR Albert Van Jansen
LUCKY DAY LOTTERYÂ PROMOTIONS NL
Email:
Tel:

We you to keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been
processed and Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid
double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by non participants,

Best Regards
MARIA STEPHENS
Co-coordinator
LUCKY DAY LOTTERYÂ PROMOTIONS
NL._________________________________________________________________________

Thursday, February 23, 2006

PHISH WARNING

The following phish, claiming to be from Visa, is doing the rounds at the moment.

Do not, if you receive one, click on the link and enter your details. This is a scam, designed to trick you into reveling your passcodes and id details.

Good afternoon, unfortunately some processings have been cracked by hackers, so a new secure code to protect your data has been introduced by Visa. You should check your card balance and in case of suspicious transactions immediately contact your card issuing bank. If you don't see any suspicious transactions, it doesn't mean that the card is not lost and cannot be used. Probably, your card issuers have not updated information yet. That is why we strongly recommend you to visit our website and update your profile, otherwise we cannot guarantee stolen money repayment. Thank you for your attention. Click here and update your profile.

Wednesday, February 22, 2006

These fake lottery "wins" keep rolling in. If I had a dollar for every "winning" email that I have received I would be a millionaire by now!

FROM: LUCKYSTAR E-GAMES
WINNING NOTICE FOR CATEGORY "A" WINNER
RE: AWARDS WINNING
NOTIFICATION

Dear Consolation Prize Winner,

NOTICE OF CONSOLATION
PRIZE WINNING

This email confirms that you have been notified of by
LUCKYSTAR E-GAMES Bv Netherlands of your email lottery winning for 2005
LuckyStar Lotto-Wheel E-Games held on Nov 2005.

We wish to
congratulate you on the selection of your email Ref number which was
selected among the 45 Lucky consolation prize winners. Your email ID
identified with REF: 35149/337-5247/LMO and was selected by Electronic
Random selection System (ERSS) with entries from the 50,000 different
email addresses enrolled for the Lotto-Wheel E-Games. Your email ID
included among the 50,000 different email addresses where submitted by
our partner international email provider companies.

Ref Number:
35149/337-5247/LMO
Batch Number: 2637/2312-LNI/2005
Ticket Number:
967666233
Lucky Amount: 1.500, 000.00(0ne million five hundred
thousand Euros only)

You are required to file claims for your lottery
prize winning by contacting the lottery claims
Processing Officer with
your winning information provided above.

Lottery Claims Officer:
Name: Mr.Clement Hensmor
Email:
Tel: +3
Fax:
Congratulations Once again from all our
staffs on your consolation prize winning, we hope you
will partake in
our forth coming LUCKYSTAR E-GAMES.

Yours truly,
Mrs.Sara Borsch
(Lottery Coordinator)

Monday, February 20, 2006

Lying thieving scumbags!

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LOTTO NL
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RE: 30 Years Anniversary Awards!
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You are a winner,
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We are celebrating our thirtieth anniversary this year and to mark this special occasion we are launching our first international program, The 30 Years Anniversary Awards! To make it special Lotto nl is giving away Thirty million Euros. We intend to make thirty families millionaires this year with our 30 Years Anniversary Awards program.
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We want to make this year special for you and all the more memorable by giving you One Million Euros!
Yes, € 1, 000, 000, 00.
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From the results of the 30 Years Anniversary Awards draw that took place on the 20th of February 2006.Â
Lotto nl is proud to announce, that you have been chosen to receive €1, 000, 000, 00 in our 30 Years Anniversary Awards promotion. Winners are selected via their email address and your email has come out as one of the winners. With this we say CONGRATULATION$.Â
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This is an independent promotion and is unconnected to any publication. No purchase necessary. Any entries without valid collection numbers will be declared void.
All winnings must be claimed not later than the 14th of March 2006. After this date all unclaimed prizes will be declared void. Claimants must be over 21years. All entries must adhere to the 30 Years Anniversary Awards eligibility/claim rules stated in our official rules. You will receive the 30 Years Anniversary Awards!’ claim rules when you file your claim.     Â
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This program is strictly for international participants and all Dutch residents are exempt from participation.
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NOTE: Being that you were selected via your email address and to avoid double claims your winnings must be notarized and a certificate of award must be obtained from the Netherlands Gaming Control Board to complete the claims process, this certificate can only be obtained through legal representation, so you will be referred to an independent lawyer acting as a referee to assist in this process. The notarization is essential to create a legal link between you and your email address. You are responsible for the legal charges for the notarization of the claim and the acquisition of the certificate of award.
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When replying provide the following:
Name:
Nationality:
Country of residence:
Tel number:
To file for your claim, please contact our /your processing agent
 Mr. M. de Bruijne.
Email:
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Kindly remember to quote your reference number in all correspondence.
REF Number:Â Â JFFH/08-IL1131/06
BATCH No:Â Â Â Â OMO/15/057/SPG
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Finally, we call on you to make sure that you save a copy of this mail because you might be called upon to produce it at anytime and do note your reference numbers clearly as stated for we will not be held responsible should there be any complications in this transaction due to negligence on your part.
Congratulations once more from all of us at Lotto nl and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
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Management
Lotto nl.   Â
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NOTICE: You have received this message from lotto nl prize dept. because you have visited one of our sponsored sites and have voluntarily given your email address to receive mails from their sponsors.If you wish to be taken out of this list do not reply to this mail, reply to the agent with the words remove. If you are not the intended recipient, you must not, directly or indirectly, use, disclose, distribute, print or copy any part of this message. If you believe you have received this message in error, please delete it and all copies of it from your system and notify the sender immediately by reply e-mail. Thank you.
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Saturday, February 18, 2006

Watch out watch out, there's a fake lottery about!

UK NATIONAL LOTTERY HEADQUARTERS:
P O Box 1010 Liverpool,
L70 1NL UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)
TEL:(+44) 797 904 5299
Fax :(+44) 871 521 0204
Email: uknlotteryclaims@walla.com

FROM: UNITED KINGDOM NATIONAL LOTTERY.
WINNING NOTICE FOR CATEGORY "A" WINNER

BONUS LOTTERY PROMOTION PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION
Dear Lucky Winner,
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual final draws of UNITED KINGDOM NATIONAL LOTTERY international Lottery programs. The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 21,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet, no tickets were sold. After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged as one of two winners in the category "A" with the following winning information:
REF No: UKNL-L/200-26937
BATCH No: 2005MJL-01
TICKET No: 20511465463-7644
SERIAL No: S/N-00168
LUCKY No: 887-13-865-37-10-83
You as well as the other winner are therefore to receive a cash prize of £600,000. Pounds (six hundred thousand pounds only) each from the total payout.
Your prize award has been insured with your e-mail address and will be transferred to you upon meeting our requirements, statutory obligations, verifications, validations and satisfactory report. To begin the claims processing of your prize winnings you are advised to contact our licensed and accredited claims agent for category "A" winners with the information below:
To file for your claim, please contact the processing agent;
Mr Steven Moore
TEL:(+44)
Fax :(+44)
Email:
NOTE: You are also required to indicate what means you would prefer your winning remitted to you, either:
1. Your winner cheque couriered to you
2. You receive your winning by telegraphic transfer from our associate bank to your bank account.
Remember to quote your reference information in all correspondence. You are to keep all lotto information away from the general public especially your reference and ticket numbers. (This is important as a case of double claims will not be entertained). Anybody under the age of 18 and members of the affiliate agencies are automatically not allowed to participate in this program.
Please note;
You are hereby advice to send us the following;
1. Your full name and address
2. Your personal phone and fax number, and
3. Your winning numbers.
4. Your Occupaton and Age
5. Your Nationality and Country
Reply to this confidential email account: uknlotteryclaims@walla.com
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Susan Anderson.
for UK NATIONAL LOTTERY.
NOTE: You are to contact your claims officer immediately.

Friday, February 17, 2006

MESSAGE FOR LYNN

Lynn I tried to email you today, but your mail system bounced the message.

Please advise.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Fake lottery warning

Do not fall for this one, it is a fake.

FROM: THE DIRECTOR,
E-MAIL COMPUTER GENERATED DRAWS
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT
SIZAL LOTTO INTERNATIONAL
REFERENCE NUMBER :SIZAL/SL-000234/34/SZL-06
BATCH NUMBER : SIZAL/234167 /SZL/05-10
***************************************************************************************************************
Congratulations as we bring to your notice, the results of the first ever
e-mail computer generated draws, conducted by SIZAL INTERNATIOANAL LOTTERY
( Electronic Division of Sisal Lotto ). We are happy to inform you that you
have emerged a 2nd Category winner under the first ever e-mail computer
generated draws held in Italy on the 28th day of January 2006 and results
released on the 30th January, 2006 which is part of our promotional draws.
The draws were held prior to your notification as your e-mail address was
among the e-mail addresses generated by the computer. Participants were
selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 4,000,000
names/email addresses of individuals and companies from Africa, America,
Asia, Australia, Canada, Europe, Middle East, and New Zealand as part of our
2006 International Promotions Program.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 25751105 with serial number
018798 drew the lucky numbers 31-40-25-67-41,75(04), and consequently won in
the 2nd Category. You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of Five
Hundred Thousand United States Dollars( US$500,000.00 ) This is from the
total prize money of Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand united States
Dollars ( $7,500,000.00 ) shared among the fifteen ( 15 ) international
winners in this category.
***************************************************************************************************************
CONGRATULATIONS!
We also wish to bring to your notice that you stand a chance of winning up
to $12Million in our end of year promotional mega million ticket draws. we
hope that with a part of your prize, you will participate as you are
automatically drawn by in the end of year sweep stake as a winner in first
ever e-mail computer generated draws.
You are hereby advised to contact your claims agent as soon as possible for
speedy processing and remittance of your prize money . Remember, you must
contact your agent not later the 31st of March, 2006.
CLAIMS AGENT:
MR. KEN WILLIAMS

NOTE: For easy reference and identification you are to state your reference
and batch identification numbers in all your correspondence to your claims
agent.
Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being part
of our program.
Sincerely,
MICHELLE DORTHEY
THE DIRECTOR,
FROM: THE DIRECTOR,
E-MAIL COMPUTER GENERATED DRAWS
SIZAL LOTTO INTERNATIONAL

VIALE GORBO DORA 20, 50100 FIRENZE, ITALY.
N.B. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the Winners will result to
disqualification.
**** PLEASE DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS EMAIL **** FOR ALL QUESTIONS CONCERNING
YOUR WINNING STATUS, ENQUIRY AND PROCEDURES, SHOULD BE DIRECTED TO YOUR
CLAIMS AGENT.
(TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY) SISAL INTERNATIONAL, SBN: (20080109217) is
licensed as a ITALIAN Gaming and lottery Financial Service Company, Licensed
under the Corporations Act 2001. The ITALIAN Securities and Investments
Commission (ISIC) administer this License according to the Corporations Law
and the Financial Services Reform legislation.
***************************************************************************************************************
CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: This e-mail communication and any attachments may
contain confidential and privileged information for the use of the
designated recipients named above. If you are not the intended recipient,
you are hereby notified that you have received this communication in error
and that any review, disclosure, dissemination, distribution or copying of
it or its contents is prohibited. If you have received this communication in
error, please notify the Gaming Control Board immediately by e-mail at
postmaster_sizal@virgilio.it and destroy all copies of this communication
and any attachments

Friday, February 10, 2006

Another fake lottery folks.

To be avoided at all costs!

SUPERBAL EMAIL LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS
FROM: THE DESK OF THE VICE PRESIDENT
SUPERBAL INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE
AWARD DEPT.TEL/FAX
EMAIL:
www.superbal.nl
DATE: 17TH JANUARY 2006
REF NO: OMS/200793/07
BATCH NO: 24/00602/XXPDB
ATTN: BENEFICIARY (OMS/200793/07)

RE: AWARD CLAIM FINAL NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you the release today of the result of the SUPERBAL LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM (YEAR BONANZA 2006) of which results was release on 17TH JAN 2005.
Your name attached to the ticket number 025-11464992-750 with serial number 2449-05 drew the lucky number 13-15-22-37-39-47, which consequently won the lottery in the 1st category.
You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of €1.000.000.00 (ONE MILLION EURO ONLY) in cash credited to file REF NO: OMS/200793/07 and BATCH NO: 24/00602/XXPDB. This is from a total cash prize of €15.000.00.00 (FIFTEEN MILLION EURO ONLY) shared among the fifteen international winners in this category.
CONGRATULATION!!!!
Your fund is now deposited with a SECURITY COMPANY insured to your name. Due to mix up of some addresses and names, we ask that you keep this award from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to your nominated bank account, as this is a part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of this program by participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 25,000 names from AMERICA, ASIA, AFRICA, EUROPE and NEW ZEALAND. As part of our end of year international program, which we conduct once every year, we hope with a part of your prize money, you will take part in this year-end of year Bonanza high stake US$1.6 Billion international lottery.
To begin your prize claim, contact your claims agent,
MR. YOSI COLE, Foreign Operation Manager SUPERBAL E-MAIL LOTTERY PROMOTION, TEL: , FAX: EMAIL: t. For the processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice. Remember, all prize money must be claimed not later than 25TH FEBUARY 2006. After this date all funds will be returned to the MINISTRY ECONOMY HOLLAND as unclaimed. Also, for your information, 10% of your won prize belongs to IBERO PROMOTION the company that bought the lottery ticket on your behalf, as a part of their commission. This commission will be paid to Manager SUPERBAL E-MAIL LOTTERY PROMOTION only after you have received your fund in your designated account.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform us as quickly as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional program.
Yours Sincerely,
Mrs. Harriet Wilson.
GROUP CORDINATOR
(SUPERBAL E-MAIL LOTTERY PROMOTIONS)

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

This scammer tries to lure me into his web of deceit, by claiming that I have "won" some money on his non existent lottery.

The trouble is that his lure is pathetic, only 200K Euros!

As I keep repeating, I don't get out of bed for these fake lottery scams for less than 2M Euros.

DE LOTTO INTERNATIONAL AND MICRO SOFT WARESÂ BVÂ .
REMBERPLEIN 765.
28089 ZB AMSTERDAM HOLLAND
NETHERLANDS

EMAIL:
infomicro@representative.com


FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTION
DIRECTOR
RESULTS FOR THE SECOND
CATEGORY DRAW
INTERNATIONAL
PROMOTIONS DEPT.
REF: MCS/4249859609/WV1
BATCH: STAV/91663/AK

                            Â
                      ELECTRONIC MAIL
AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION

ATTN;WINNER,

RE:WINNING
NOTIFICATION/FINAL AWARD:

We are pleased to inform you of the
release, of the long awaited results of the just concluded Lottery
resilt of DEÂ LOTTO INTERNATIONALÂ in Conjuction with MICRO SOFT WARES
BVÂ held on 4th Febuary 2006 with.Reference Number: MCS/4249859609/WV1,
and Batch number BATCH: STAV/91663/AK

Your email address attached to
the ticket number:TK/469\365\9BV that drew the lucky winning number,
which consequently won the lottery in the second category in four
parts.

You have been approved for a payment of €200,000.00 Euro (TWO
HUNDRED THOUSAND EURO) in cash credited to file reference number:
HPL/4247159609/WP1.

This is from a total cash prize of [€2 MILLION
EUROS]Shared among the ten international winners that won the second
categories.

congratulations!!!

All participants were selected
through a Multi international computer ballot system drawn from 98,000
(Ninety eight thousand) names of email users around the world, as part
of our international promotion programme.

Due to mixed up of some
names and addresses, we ask that you keep this award personal, till
your claims has been processed and your funds remitted to you.

This
is part of our security measures to avoid double claiming or
unwarranted taking
advantage of the situation by other participants or
impersonators.

To begin your claim, do file for the release of your
winning by contacting
our accredited agents:

Mr.Duck Havard.
Foreign Transfer Manager.
MICRO SOFT WARESÂ BVÂ INTERNATIONAL.
Tel:
+
Fax:


NOTE: All winnings must be notarized to complete the claim process;
winners will be referred to a Foreign Transfer Manager,to have their
winnings notarized.

Winners are to cover the legal charges not
MICROSOFT BV LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
NETHERLANDS,

Please note in
order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications please remember to
quote your reference number and batch numbers in all correspondence.
They are your agent, and responsible for theProcessing and transfer of
your winnings fund to you.

YOUR SECURITY FILE NUMBER
IS W-91237-H1-
67/B4 (keepPersonal) Remember, your winning must be claimed not later
than (14-02-06) After this date, funds might be returned to the
unclaimed. Furthermore, should there be any change in your address, do
inform your claims agent as soon as possible.

Yours truly,
Mrs.
Tracy Makata
THE PROMOTION DIRECTOR.
MICRO SOFT WARESÂ BVÂ
INTERNATIONAL.
DE LOTTO INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM
(NL)
Tel:
Email:

N.B. Any
breach of
confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to
disqualification. Please do not reply to this E-mail. You are to
Contact your claims lawyers or claims agents on the Email addresses
below.

Barrister Vanmens Wisselink.[]
Advocate Smith.E.Fevinn::[]
Mr.Norman
Macaay::[

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CONFIDENTIAL NOTICE: This email message, including any attachments, is
intended only for the use of the intended recipient(s) and may contain
information that is privileged, confidential and prohibited from
unauthorized disclosure under applicable law. If you are not the
intended recipient of this message, any dissemination, distribution or
copying of this message is strictly prohibited. If you received this
message in error, please notify the sender by reply email and destroy
all copies of the original message.

Tuesday, February 07, 2006

One million Euros!

Pah!

I don't get out of bed for a fake lottery scam, unless the "win" is over 5 million.

These people are scum, if you receive one of these "wins" throw it away; it is worthless.

INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION AWARD
SUPERBAL INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION LOTTERY
NOTIFICATION
55A VAN BRANTENSTRAAT WEST,
1015KL AMSTERDAM CENTRUM,
AMSTERDAM, THE NETHERLANDS.

 FROM THE DESK OF THE MANAGING
DIRECTOR.
 INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT,

Lottery
Date, 02/06/2006

WINNING NOTICE FOR CATEGORY "A" WINNER SUPERBAL
NATIONAL LOTTO NETHERLAND, REFERENCE NUMBER-XD/NBD SERIAL NO. 223-
X7733425: BATCH NUMBER-T/XX123 All winners should not respond back to
the mail all you need to do contact your lottery winning claims
director for your winning claims on his email below.
financialagent@financier.comÂ


It is our pleasure to inform you
that you have emerged as a Category "A" winner of the Superbal National
Lottery Promotion Netherlands.

CONGRATULATIONS! You are entitled to
a prize sum of (€1.000,000.00) One Million Euros Reference number for
your winning prize is XD/NBD/223-X7733425, batch number T/XX123.

As
a category "A" winner, you have been selected from a total number of
30,000 names drawn from ASIA, AFRICA, EUROPE, MIDDLE EAST AND AMERICA.
After the computer ballot of our International Promotions Program, only
five winners emerged in this category and therefore are to receive
payouts of One Million Euros (€1.000,000.00 Euros) from the total
(First) category winners.

To immediately collect your prize; please
contact our Category "A" financial claims agent with information
below:

Mr. Yosi Cole
Financial Claims Director,
Scheltemastraat 42
8926 LTÂ
Amsterdam, Netherlands
TEL: 0
FAX: 0
Email: i

You provide your winning
prize reference number XD/NBD/223-X7733425 and winning batch number-
T/XX123 for confirmation. In your best interests, you must initiate
contact within one week of receipt of this correspondence. He will
handle all financial matters which regards claiming of your winning
prize. You are also advised to send a copy of this email, either by fax
or email, to your financial handler Mr, Yosi Cole, when contacting him
also state your full names and address telephone numbers E-mail Address
this is very important.

You are to keep all lottery information from
the public as we will not entertain cases of multiple claims processing
or compromise the privacy and security for all winners.
Other
necessary Superbal National Lottery Promotion Netherlands information
are:
Lucky number: 10-15-20-25-30
Ticket numbers: 6-9-11
Draw 3
numbers: 4-6-9-10-17
International Lottery code no: LD 280972
1. FULL
NAMES:
2. ADDRESS:
3. SEX:
4. AGE:
5. MARITAL STATUS:
6.
OCCUPATION:
7. E-MAIL ADDRESS
8. TELEPHONE NUMBER:
9. LUCKY NUMBER:
B. DRAW NUMBER
10.TICKET NUMBER:
11.SERIAL NUMBER:
12.BRIEF
DESCRIPTION OF COMPANY/INDIVIDUAL
13.COUNTRY:
14.AMOUNT WON:

You
may be required to provide any of the above information during the
process of collecting your prize.

We congratulate you once again and
it is our hope that you participate in any of our international
programs in the nearest future; all winning has to be claimed before
the claim expiration date 28th of Feb 2006. For more information about
your winning funds contact the Superbal lottery organization, email:
. www.superbal.nl

Congratulation once in
Advance,

Sincerely,
Tina Kim (Mrs.)
Promotions Manager
Superball
National Lottery Program

Monday, February 06, 2006

Yukos oil?!

How stupid do these people think I am?

PRIVATE BUSINESS PROPOSAL.
I am Joe Neyer, based in Amsterdam the
Netherlands, Former
Personal/ Corporate Legal Adviser to Mikhail
Khodorkovsky the richest
man in Russia and owner of the following
companies: Chairman CEO:
YUKOS OIL (Russian Largest Oil Company)
Chairman CEO: Menatep SBP Bank
(A well reputable financial institution
with its branches all over the
world). I seek your partnership to
accommodate the sum US$45M (Forty
five Million United States Dollars)
for us. Mikhail Khodorkovsky got
arrested for his involvement on
politics in financing the leading and
opposing political parties (the
Union of Right Forces, led by Boris
Nemtsov , and Yabloko, a
liberal/social democratic party led by Gregor
Yavlinsky) which posed
treat to President Vladimir Putin second tenure as Russian president
before
he was re-elected On March 14, 2004. You can catch more of the
story on
this; http://newsfromrussia.com/main/2003/11/13/51215.html
http://www.supportmbk.com/mbk/mbk_bio.cfm
http://www.disinfopedia.
org/wiki.phtml?title=Mikhail_B._Khodorkovsky
The fund (US$45M) in
question was approved by the Government of Russia for payment of
various
YUKOS OIL contractors/suppliers to prevent them from loosing
the money
they
invested in the numerous contracts they executed for the
above firm.
The Government had already concluded plans to frozen all
the accounts
in Mikhail
Khodorkovsky,s name both corporate and personal
before I connived with
the Accountant General of YUKOS OIL (who is also
my partner in this
transaction)
to raise a memo stating that YUKOS OIL
own contractors the above amount
which was finally approved for payment
after some deliberations.
Actually, we have paid all our Contractors
both local and foreign
because they
agitated for their payment when
they had that my boss were arrested.
YOUR ROLE:
I will
present you /
your company as one of the contractors we are owing so
that you can
stand as the beneficiary of the above quoted sum or PART
of the fund
according to your financial strength or the strength of
your company. I
will
arrange for the documentation that the payee bank will need to
transfer
the sum to you. I have decided to use this sum to relocate to
Asia
continent and never to be connected to any of Mikhail Khodorkovsky
conglomerates. The
transaction has to be concluded as soon as possible.
You will be
rewarded with 30% of the total sum for your partnership.
Can you be my
partner on this? As soon as I get your willingness to
comply I will
give you more
details.If you are really interested
contact me on my private e-mail
address..

[]

Thank you very much.

Best regards

JOE NEYER


YUKOS OIL
Yukos oil?!

How stupid do these people think I am?

PRIVATE BUSINESS PROPOSAL.
I am Joe Neyer, based in Amsterdam the
Netherlands, Former
Personal/ Corporate Legal Adviser to Mikhail
Khodorkovsky the richest
man in Russia and owner of the following
companies: Chairman CEO:
YUKOS OIL (Russian Largest Oil Company)
Chairman CEO: Menatep SBP Bank
(A well reputable financial institution
with its branches all over the
world). I seek your partnership to
accommodate the sum US$45M (Forty
five Million United States Dollars)
for us. Mikhail Khodorkovsky got
arrested for his involvement on
politics in financing the leading and
opposing political parties (the
Union of Right Forces, led by Boris
Nemtsov , and Yabloko, a
liberal/social democratic party led by Gregor
Yavlinsky) which posed
treat to President Vladimir Putin second tenure as Russian president
before
he was re-elected On March 14, 2004. You can catch more of the
story on
this; http://newsfromrussia.com/main/2003/11/13/51215.html
http://www.supportmbk.com/mbk/mbk_bio.cfm
http://www.disinfopedia.
org/wiki.phtml?title=Mikhail_B._Khodorkovsky
The fund (US$45M) in
question was approved by the Government of Russia for payment of
various
YUKOS OIL contractors/suppliers to prevent them from loosing
the money
they
invested in the numerous contracts they executed for the
above firm.
The Government had already concluded plans to frozen all
the accounts
in Mikhail
Khodorkovsky,s name both corporate and personal
before I connived with
the Accountant General of YUKOS OIL (who is also
my partner in this
transaction)
to raise a memo stating that YUKOS OIL
own contractors the above amount
which was finally approved for payment
after some deliberations.
Actually, we have paid all our Contractors
both local and foreign
because they
agitated for their payment when
they had that my boss were arrested.
YOUR ROLE:
I will
present you /
your company as one of the contractors we are owing so
that you can
stand as the beneficiary of the above quoted sum or PART
of the fund
according to your financial strength or the strength of
your company. I
will
arrange for the documentation that the payee bank will need to
transfer
the sum to you. I have decided to use this sum to relocate to
Asia
continent and never to be connected to any of Mikhail Khodorkovsky
conglomerates. The
transaction has to be concluded as soon as possible.
You will be
rewarded with 30% of the total sum for your partnership.
Can you be my
partner on this? As soon as I get your willingness to
comply I will
give you more
details.If you are really interested
contact me on my private e-mail
address..

[]

Thank you very much.

Best regards

JOE NEYER


YUKOS OIL

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Another fake lottery "win".

Do these people think that I am stupid?

CAMELOT LOTTERY UK
Our Ref: ONSP/255457003/03.
You’re Ref:
BL3/200345/07
Batch No: 35/203/FME.
DATE: Feb 2nd, 2006.

Dear winner,

RE: LOTTERY BONUS/PROMOTIONS PRIZE AWARDS WINNING NOTIFICATION

We are
pleased to notify you of the release today as dated of the UK National
Lottery/International Promotions programs held on the 12th day of Deb
2005. Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn
from 98,000 names from Europe, America, Asia, Australia, New Zealand,
Middle-East, Africa, and North & South America as part of our
international promotions program conducted annually to encourage
prospective overseas entries. We hope with part of your prize awards,
you will take part in our end of year lotto jackpot of £1.3 Billion
International Lottery.

Camelot Lottery Company has designed this cash
giveaway to introduce to the United Kindom visitors consumers a special
benefit designed to save you thousands of pounds on purchases ranging
from everyday name brand groceries to travel and entertainment .Your
email address was accessed from computer list database of BrithishÂ
consumers who recently participated in a sweepstakes contest and/or
made a recent purchase of a product through the mail or otherwise.Once
your email was accessed, case file #50861119138 was assigned to you.
And with it all right and privileges.


The result of our computer draw
of this day reveals your names attached to Ticket Number 11476886 with
serial number 178 drew the lucky number 32-35-39-42-44 which
consequently won the lottery prize awards in the 2nd category.

Therefore, you have been approved a lottery jackpot lump sum prize
awards winning of £2,810,000 (Two Million, Eight Hundred and Ten Pounds
Only) in cash prize credited to file Ref. No: BL3/200345/07. This is
from the total prize of £13,286, 320.00 (Thirteen Million, Two Hundred
and Eighty Six Thousand, Three Hundred and Twenty Pounds) shared among
the Eighteen overseas lucky winners in this category as part of our
promotional program for this year 2006.

Your prize award has been
insured in your names and ready for claim. To begin your claims
therefore, you are advised on final notice and as a matter of urgency,
to contact our licensed and accredited claim agent for overseas lucky
Winners for the processing of your prize awards winning and payment to
your designated bank account.and a total chargs of £350(Three hundred
and fifty pounds) for onward processing, Contact the,

Customer
Service Unit,

ROYAL & SUNALLIANCE
Tel:+Â
Email:

CONTACT PERSON:Williams Norman(MR.)

Due to
mixed up in some numbers and names and for the purpose of
confidentiality, be advised to keep this award notification as secret
from public notice until your claim has been processed and your prize
money remitted to your designated bank account as this is part of
precautionary measures to avoid double claim or misuse of this program
by some social miscreants. Hence, your awards’ winning is confidential
as our winners are at liberty to remain completely anonymous until
payment is effected to the benefit of the beneficiary. Our staffs are
sworn to secrecy, so you will be the only one to know what you've won
hence, this notification via this medium (EMAIL) to avoid interception
of official letters.

On a final note, you are advised to begin your
claim immediately hence, all prizes awards must be claimed and
disbursed within 30days of this notification as elapse of the scheduled
"End of Claim" date will authorized funds withholding for redirection
as abandoned/ unclaimed
without notice.

Note: To enhance the
processing of your claim by our accredited claim agent, you are advised
to officially introduce yourself to the claim agent and also provide
them with your valid means of your personal identification with a copy
of this awards notification for references.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

At
your disposal, we remain.

Very Truly Yours,
Mark Delaney(Mr.),
President Camelot Lottery
International Promotions Unit,
U.K NATIONAL
LOTTERY,
Windsor Avenue,
SW57 12RR
London.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

Scammers are, in my view, thieving scumbags who should be locked away.

However, there is more than one "class" of scammer.

The ordinary scammer who claims that you have "won" a lottery or offers you a "business" deal is bad enough, they prey on people's stupidity and greed.

However, the scammers who claim to be working for a "higher mission" such as charity are the lowest of the low. These people prey on some of those in society who really believe that they are acting in a good cause, and who are not motivated by self interest.

Here is an example of the lowest of the low, this scammer pretends that the cause is a chartable one.

Scum!

Donation from Sister Faith for the Children of God.

I am Sister Faith Isaiah from Sierra Leone in West Africa but now living in Ivory Coast our neighbouring country. I am married to Mr. Isaiah a Cocoa Merchant in Ivory Coast for Eighteen (18) years before he died in the year 2005. We were married for Nine (9) years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for one week.

Before his death we were devoted Christians. When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of 2.9 Million (Two million Nine Hundred thousand dollars) in a finance insitute here in Ivory Coast. Presently, my doctor told me that I would not last for the next three months due to cancer sickness. Though what disturbs me most is high blood preasure. Having known my condition, I decided to donate this fund to a church or better still a Christian individual that will utilize this money the way I am going to instruct here in. I want a church that will use these fund-to-fund churches,Orphanages, Research centers and widows propagating the Word of God and to ensure that the house of God is aintained. The Bible made us to understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this Money and my husband relatives are not Christians and I don't want my Husbands hardearned money to be misused by unbelievers. I don't want a Situation where this money will be used in an ungodly Manner. Hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the Bosom of the Lord. I don't need any telephone Communication in this regard because of my health.

With God all things are possible. As soon As I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of The finance insitute here. I will also issue you a letter of authority that will empower you as the new beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church to always pray for me because the Lord is my Shepherd. My happiness is that I lived alife of a Worthy Christian, whoever that wants to serve the Lord Must serve him in spirit and truth. Please always be Prayerful all through your life. Any delay in your Reply willgive me room in sourcing for a church or Christian individual for this same purpose. Please Assure me that you will act accordingly as I statedherein.

Hoping to hearing from you.Remain blessed in the name ofthe Lord.

Yours in Christ,
Sr. Faith Isaiah