Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!


Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Nul points to the moronic scammer who sent me this.

Aside from the fact that I don't have an Alliance and Leicester account, his fundamental mistake was misspelling the name of the bank in his email address:

Allaince & Leicester (


Dear Customer,

We are currently updating our online banking services, and due to this
upgrade we sincerely call your attention to follow below link and reconfirm
your online account details. Failure to confirm the online banking details
will suspend you from accessing your account online.

Due to this, you are requested to follow the provided steps and confirm
your Online Banking details for the safety of your Accounts.

Click Here

We use the latest security SSL measures to ensure that your online
banking experience is safe and secure. The administration asks you to
accept our apologies for the inconvenience caused and expresses
gratitude for cooperation.

Thanks for your co-operation,
Alliance & Leicester Internet Banking

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Advice to the scamming thieving twat who sent me this pathetic phish.

Learn to write and spell in decent English!

Dear Online Banking Customer,

We have improved a new security feature for the e-banking accounts owned by our clients - called "Associate your E-Banking account with your unique IP Adress".To be able to use it and register your unique IP Adress,you must update immediately your account information in this way being sure that nobody besides you will be able to access your e-banking account from now on.To update your account information,please login from the link below :

Attention !!!

If you won't update your personal account information in 24 hours,your account will be limited.This can cause a lot of time wasted which we believe that it doesn't brings any beneficies at all.

Barclays Bank PLC. Registered in England. Registered No: 1873567