Nul points to the moronic scammer who sent me this.
Aside from the fact that I don't have an Alliance and Leicester account, his fundamental mistake was misspelling the name of the bank in his email address:
Allaince & Leicester (firstname.lastname@example.org)
We are currently updating our online banking services, and due to this
upgrade we sincerely call your attention to follow below link and reconfirm
your online account details. Failure to confirm the online banking details
will suspend you from accessing your account online.
Due to this, you are requested to follow the provided steps and confirm
your Online Banking details for the safety of your Accounts.
We use the latest security SSL measures to ensure that your online
banking experience is safe and secure. The administration asks you to
accept our apologies for the inconvenience caused and expresses
gratitude for cooperation.
Thanks for your co-operation,
Alliance & Leicester Internet Banking