Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Wednesday, February 03, 2016

Advice To Spammers

When spamming me it is best to write in English, as I tend not to bother translating spam that is in a foreign language.

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Advice To Paypal Fraudsters

You might want to spell check you fraudulent emails before you send them out, as the last time I checked "customer" was not spelled "Costommer"!

Thursday, September 24, 2015

Oppurtunity Knocks!

Dear scammers,

You will find that "opportunity" is not spelled "oppurtunity"!

Thank you.

Thursday, September 17, 2015

02031577156 Scamming Scumbags

Scamming scumbags, claiming to be from Windows, are calling from this number 02031577156.

Block them and report them.

Thursday, August 20, 2015

Advice To Scammers

Asking me if I am "dead or alive" in the subject line really is idiotic, even by your standards!

Thursday, February 26, 2015

Advice To Barrister Michael Koffigoh

I believe the word you are groping for is "message", not "massage", re the text in the email you sent me:
"PLEASE KINDLY OPEN MY ATTACHMENT READ MY MASSAGE AND GET BACK TO ME IS VERY IMPORTANT IS ABOUT MY LATE CLIENT A CITIZEN OF YOUR COUNTRY."
Cretin!

Tuesday, February 03, 2015

Advice To Scammers

When trying to convince the gullible and naive that there is a 20 foot container waiting for them at a port, it is advisable to get the technical terms just right.

To this end, you will find that the term is "bill of lading" not "bill of ladin".

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Am I Dead yet?

My thanks to the scammer who sent me a message with the following subject line:
"ARE YOU DEAD? IF YOU ARE NOT DEAD CONTACT IMMEDIATELY‏"
As far as I am aware, I am not dead yet. However, dead or alive, I won't waste my time contacting the scammer.

Sunday, March 02, 2014

Question For Scammers

I have a couple of questions wrt the "hot new penis pills" that you keep trying to flog me.

- Do you mean the pills are hot (in the sense that they burn), if so they sound dangerous?

- Are the pills to be taken by my penis, if so is that not very uncomfortable?

Monday, February 17, 2014

Advice To Scammers

The phrase "my late husband died" is tautology, if you are going to try to scam someone at least have the wit to do it in a grammatically correct fashion.

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Laugh of The Day

Out of all the spam and phishing emails I receive on a daily basis, offering me loans etc, I contend that an "organisation" that purports to call itself "UK COMIC FINANCE" is the least likely to be taken seriously!

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Erections of Iron

My thanks to the spammer who keeps offering me a product that will, allegedly, give me "erections of iron".

However, the trouble with iron is that it rusts.