Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Monday, May 18, 2020

God Wants Trillions

I received this fascinating missive from "GOD" yesterday, threatening to blow me up along with a number of other things, including my tea!

Rather than just asking for a few thousands, "GOD" goes all in and asks me to transfer trillions to his bank account; he then rounds off his message by calling me "SATAN".

Well that's a new on one me!

Name: GOD

Email: chinacoronavirusdeath@gmail.com

Message:
THE NEW CRIME IS CHINA CORONAVIRUS AND ITS CALLED DEATH. ITS NO WAY YOU CAN RUN AWAY FROM IT BECAUSE YOU ARE SINNERS WHO HAVE NOT REPENTED THEIR SINS TO KING JESUS CHRIST AND NOW ITS TOO LATE. LOCK DOWN THESE EVIL SINNERS FOR 1000 YEARS IN JAIL.
CHINA, NORTH & SOUTH KOREA, JAPAN, THAILAND AND YOU ALL ARE THE DEVIL PARTS THAT BORROWED TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS FROM US. WE WANT OUR MONEY BACK RIGHT NOW IN THE NAME OF KING JESUS CHRIST.
SEND OUR MONEY YOU ALL BORROWED FROM US TO RIGHT NOW. YOU ALREADY HAVE CHINA CORONAVIRUS DEATH AND GOING TO THE LAKE OF THE FIRE SO WHY ARE YOU HOLDING OUR MONEY YOU BORROWED WHEN YOU ARE DEATH.
IF YOU DO NOT SEND OUR MONEY RIGHT NOW IN THE NAME OF KING JESUS CHRIST YOUR BODY, PHONE, COMPUTER, HOUSE, CLOTHES, SHOES, HOT & COLD TEA, BANKS, WAREHOUSE, UNIFORM, EVERYTHING WILL BLOW UP WITH FIRE FROM THE BOMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SEND OUR TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS RIGHT NOW IN THE NAME OF JESUS!
THE BLOOD OF KING JESUS CHRIST AGAINST YOU SATAN!
ROUTING NUMBER 031101279
ACCOUNT NUMBER 222107423613
IN THE NAME OF KING JESUS CHRIST,
 GOD

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