Stupid Punts!
Monday, July 13, 2009
 
This scammer, who claims to be based in the UK, might care to reflect on the fact that in the UK we don't have "boulevards" nor do we have "apartments" (we call them "flats").

He might also care to reflect on the fact that there is no such wrod as "bollyvard".

Oh, and Berkshire is not in London!

Good day,

Would you like to work from home and get paid weekly, without affecting your present job?

ALF Cosmetics Company needs a book-keeper in your state to be part of its financial team. You are to work at home andget paid weekly without leaving or affecting your present job.

ALF Cosmetics Company is primarily a Skin Care company based in the UK,we need someone to work for the company as a representative/book keeper in the States. We make products like Cellex-C Products, DCL Products, DDF Skincare,Jan Marini Skin Care, which of course, we have various customers we make supplies to weekly in the States.

***YOUR TASK IS TO CO-ORDINATE PAYMENTS FROM CUSTOMERS AND HELP US WITHTHE PAYMENT PROCESSING***

This is in view of not having an office presently in your Country.You dont need to have an Office and this certainly wont disturb any form ofwork you have going on at the moment. BENEFIT IS AS FOLLOWS:-* The average monthly income is about $4000 USD....* No form of investments from you....* This job takes only 1-3 hours per day....* You do not pay any form of taxes.... If you are interested in being our representative please write back to this email:....{alfredbright@hotmail.com} with the informations asked below to start receiving payments from our customers and start cashing right away.

Kindly Fill out the form below and we will be glad to get back to you within 12 hours.

APPLICATION FORM
Full Name........
Contact Address........
Zip Code.........
City.................
State............
Country..............
Home Phone.......
Cell Phone...........
Email..............
Age...........
Occupation........

Best Regards,

Dr.Andrew ALF Cosmetics Company
Holy Bollyvard,
14 Apt 1d,
Victoria Street
Windsor,
Berkshire
SL4 1Yb
London U.K

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Welcome to "Stupid Punts!", part of www.kenfrost.com "The Living Brand".

Here I present examples of the "Nigerian scam", that are deposited into my email box every day.

The perpetrators of which I have nominated for my "Worse Than Worthless"
award.

The Nigerian scam is a fine example of the stupidity and greed of both these "hucksters", and those individuals who are suckered in by the scam.

Now, you would think that these emails were so obviously a scam; that no one would be taken in by them. However, regrettably this is not so; in my experience of fraud investigation you should never underestimate the stupidity, arrogance and greed of your fellow human beings.

The scammers manage to con, a not insignificant percentage of, the stupid and greedy out of some quite sizeable amounts of money. Indeed, such is the success (a testament to the "human condition"), that the number of these letters is on the increase. I find that I now receive more of these emails, than those offering penis enlargement and the more bizarre forms of sexual gratification.

The people who perpetrate this crime are, to use a technical term, scum. The criminal enforcement agencies around the world are doing their best to track them down, but as long as there are stupid and greedy people prepared to open up their bank accounts to these "Hucksters"; there will always be some form of "Nigerian letter".

Even the Nigerian government is trying to outlaw this practice. They have passed a law, known as the 419, banning them.

I therefore would like to present my 'Worse Than Worthless' award to the perpetrators of the "Nigerian Scam" or "419er".

I have now started to keep a log of the letters I receive from these people, which shows the variety of ludicrous stories that are used to extract money from the greedy and stupid.

I would take this opportunity to remind all of you, that before taking any financial investment decision; you should consult a reputable independent financial adviser and lawyer.

Remember if it sounds too good to be true, then it is!

If you have been a victim of one of these schemes, please forward appropriate written documentation to the United States Secret Service, Financial Crimes Division, 950 H Street, NW, Washington, D.C. 20223, or telephone (USA) 202-406-5572, or contact by e-mail.

If you have received a letter, but have not lost any monies to this scheme, please fax a copy of that letter to (USA) 202 406-5031.


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