Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Saturday, April 24, 2004

Hooray! Hooray!

I have won another lottery, amazing!

This time I have won $1.5M from an Italian scheme. However, as usual, there has been a "mix up with the tickets".

They want me to send in my details etc. No doubt at some stage I will have to forward a prepayment.

Come on guys, at least change the story a bit; I am getting bored with the "ticket mix up" routine.

Globalroyer Email Lottery promotiom.
22 Via Settembre
San, Martino B.A
37036 Verona
Italy.
GOVERNMENT ACCREDITED LICENSED LOTTERY PROMOTERS.
Ref Number: 45667/678-4537
Batch Number: 90035611223-WMG/2004
Sir / Madam
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Webmasters Global
Email Lottery programs held on the 2nd of Apr 2004 Your e-mail
address attached to ticket number 36589520174-2986 with Serial Number
6448-249 Drew lucky numbers 4-2-6-7-5-12-32 which consequently Won in
the 1st category with another lucky winner, you both have therefore
been approved for a lump sum pay of US$1,000,000.00 (One Million
United
States Dollars).US$500,000.00 (Five hundred thousand United States
Dollars) for each winner.
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your
winning information confidential until your claims has been processed
and your money paid out to you. This is part of our security protocol
to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some
participants.
All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn
from over 200,000 companies and 30,000,000 individual email addresses
and
names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place
every
three year.
To file for your claims, please contact our FIDUCIAL AGENT in Italy,
for your Winning claims and Processing on
00393457212441
Transatlantic Security BV
Contact Officer- MR. NELSON PAN
Please, be aware that our Paying Bank will effect Payment Swiftly upon
satisfactory report, Verifications and validations provided by our
processing Agent that would be designated to your file.
Remember, all winning must be CLAIMED not later than 30th of May
2004. After this date all unclaimed funds would be included in the
next stake.
Please note that in other to avoid unnecessary delays and
complications
remember to quote your reference information in all correspondence.
Futhermore, should there be any eventual change of information please
inform our Agent as quickly as posible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thanks for
being part of our promotional program.
Note: Anyboby under the age of 18 is automatically
disqualified.Members
of the affiliate agencies are automatically not allowed to participate
in this program.
Yours truly,
Mrs. Gold Wassel.
Games / Lottery Coordinator.
Globalroyer Email Lotter-

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