Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Thursday, October 23, 2003

This man professes profound agitatation. According to him, the money he has was intended to buy arms; he is now interested in investing in the hotel business.

What a lovely heart warming story!

FROM. DAVID BELLO
ASSYLUM CAMP ABIDJAN,
COTE D' IVOIRE.


CONFIDENTIAL AND PRIVATE

Dear,

I am DAVID BELLO the only son of late former
Director of finance,Chief WILLIAMS BELLO Sierra-Leone
diamond and mining corporation.

I must confess my agitation is real, and my words is
my bond, in this proposal. My late father diverted
this money meant for purchase of ammunition, for my
country, during the peak of disastrous civil war in my
country, now he has deposited the money with BANK , where

I am residing under political asylum with my younger sister.
Now the war in my country is over with the help of
ECOMOG soldiers, the present government of Sierra
Leone has revoked the passport of all officers who
served under the former regime and now ask countries
to expel such person at the same time freeze their
account and confiscate their asset, it is on this note
that I am contacting you, all I needed from you is to
furnish me with your bank particulars:
1) Account name
2) Account number
3) Bank address, telephone and fax number
4) Your full name and your private telephone/fax
For you to assist me transfer this money in your
private bank account, the said amount is (Fifteen
Million Dollars) $15 Million.I am compensating you
with 15 % of the total money amount, now all my hope
is banked on you and I really wants to invest this
money in your country, were their is stability of
Government, political and economic welfare.

Honestly I want you to believe that this transaction
is real and never a joke. My late father Cheif WILLIAMS
gave me the original copies of the
certificate of deposit issued to him by BANK on the
date of deposit, for you to be clarify because, I
do not expose my self to anybody I see, I believe that
you are able to keep this transaction secret for me
because this money is the hope of my life, it is
important.

That is the reason why I offered you 15 % of the total
money amount, and in case of any other necessary
expenses you might incur during this transaction.
Try and negotiate for me some profitable blue chip
investment opportunities which is risky free which I
can invest with this money when it is transferred to
your account, personally I am interested in estate
management and hotel business, please advise me.
And promisse me and my younger sister that you will not betray us.

Thanks and God bless

Best regards

DAVID AND DORCAS Bello

NB: my late father used me the only son as next of kin
on the day of deposit and also told me I need a
foreign assistance of a foreigner with a legitimate
bank Account abroad who will stand as co-beneficiary
and partner abroad.

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