Stupid Punts!

According to this chap, I am well known in missionary positions; quite!

Maybe less use of the upper case would make the letter easier on the eye?

"God Blest" you too, Mr Kamah....

MR JAMES KAMAH
ABIJAAN,COTE D'IVORE
IN WEST AFRICA

APPEAL FOR URGENT ASSISTANCE


PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE OF GOING INTO BUSINESS RELASTIONSHIP WITH YOU,I GOT YOUR NAME AND CONTACT FROM THE RECOMMENDATION BY A MISSIONARY WOMAN I MET HERE IN ABIDJAN,ALTHOUGH I DID NOT MENTION MY PURPOSE OF CONTACTING YOU FOR REGARDS TO THE ASSISTANCE I NEEDED FROM YOU.FOR THIS SIMPLE AND SINCERE BUSINESS. I AM MASTER JAMES KAMAH AND MY SISTER THERESA KAMAH,THE CHILDREN OF LATE MR AND MRS DAVID KAMAH,MY FATHER WAS A VERY WEALTHY COCOA MARCHANT LIVE IN ABIDJAN,THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL OF COTE D'IVORE,HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATE ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING ON BUSINESS.WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST OCTOBER 1984 MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE I AM MOTHERLESS.BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 29TH NOVEMBER 2000 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN,HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A SUM OF USD 12.500.000.[TWELVE MILLION FIVE HUNDREND THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS]LEFT IN A FIXED /SUSPENSE ACCOUNT IN ONE OF THE THE PRIME BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN, THAT HE USED MY NAME AS THE NEXT OF KIN IN DEPOSIT OF THE FUND. HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS OF THIS WEALTH THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATE,THAT I SHOULD SEEK FOR A [GOD FEARING ]FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR PROPER INVESTMENT PURPOSE,SUCH AS REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT.

SIR I AM HONORABLE SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS: 1] TO PROVIDE A BANK ACCOUNT INTO WHICH THIS MONEY WILL BE TRANSFERRED TO. 2]TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND SINCE I AND MY SISTER ARE STILL YOUNG AND OPHANS,I AM 26 YEARS OLD WHILE MY SISTER IS 22 YEARS OLD. [3]TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR US TO COME OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY IN ORDER TO FURTHER OUR EDUCATION AND TO SECURE A RESIDENTIAL PERMIT IN YOUR COUNTRY. [4]TO ASSIST ME LOOK FOR A LUCRATIVE BUSINESS WHERE THIS FUND WILL BE INVESTED ON AFTER TRANSFERING THE FUND.

MOREOVER SIR, I AND MY SISTER THERESA ARE WILLING TO OFFER 20% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT/INPUT AFTER THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR ACCOUNT OVERSEA.FURTHERMORE YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARD ASSISTING ME AS I BELIEVED THAT THIS PROJECT WOULD BE CONCLUDED WITHIN FOURTEEN[14]DAYS YOU SIGNIFY INTEREST TO ASSIST ME.HOPING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOONEST.

AND GOD BLESS BEST

REGARDS

JAMES KAMAH