Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Another scam lottery win has dropped onto my virtual email doormat. This one, from the improbably named Mrs Jason (a man's name surely?) Sass, informs me that I have won $5M.

Pah!

FROM THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR INTERNATIONAL PRIZE
AWARD DEPT.

Attn. Lucky Winner,

WINNING NOTIFICATION FOR CATEGORY "A" WINNERS ONLY

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the last final annual draw of our Lottery International Programs.The online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an
exclusive list of 25,000,000 e-mail addresses of individual and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search (AARCS) from the internet.
No tickets were sold.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged as a winner in the category "A" with
the following numbers attached: Ref Number: PW EH 9590 OG 0612, Batch
Number: 563881545-NL/2007
and Ticket Number: PA 3502 /8707-01 You are therefore to receive a cash prize of $5,000,000.00. (Five Million United States Dollars) from the total payout
CONGRATULATIONS!!!. Your prize award has been insured with your e-mail
address and will be transferred to you upon meeting our requirements,
statutory obligations, verifications, validations and satisfactory report.

To file in for the processing of your prize winnings, you are advised to contact our Certified
and Accredited claims agent for category "A" winners with the information below:

*************************************
CLAIMS AGENT.
Name : Mr. Garret Van Pepple
Phone: +316 428 863 15
Email: gpepple1@yahoo.de
*************************************

You are advice to provide him with the following information:

Names:
Telephone/Fax number:
Nationality:
Age:

***NOTE: All winnings must be claimed not later than 14 days,
thereafter unclaimed funds will be included in the next stake. Remember to quote your reference Information in all correspondence.
You are to keep all lotto information confidential, especially your reference and ticket numbers.
(This is important as a case of double claims will Not be entertained).Members of the affiliate
Agencies are automatically not allowed to participate in this Program.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do inform our agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being part of our promotional Program.***

Yours Faithfully,
Mrs. Jason Sass,
Lottery Co-ordinator

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