Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Monday, November 13, 2006

The illiterate moron who sent me this pile of garbage clearly has some trouble with dates

On the one hand he claims that the draw was held on the 19th of July 2005, rather a long time ago, then on the other he tells me that I must make a claim by 220th of November 2006.

When is the 220th?

Dear Winner ,

Send the below application letter to the ASIA UNION BANK, Bangkok Thailand for your claim:

THE MANAGING DIRECTOR
ASIA UNION BANK PLC. BANGKOK THAILAND
INTERNATIONAL REMMITTANCE DEPARTMENT THAILAND.



Bangkok,Thailand 10120
Office Tel: +66.286-144-36 # 4
Office Fax: +66-231-181-42
Direct Line: +66-17431-998
Email:asia_unionbank@yahoo.com

Officer In Charge:Mr. Bashir Karim.

Sir,

APPLICATION OF CLAIM OF THE ASIAN PACIFIC INTERNATIONAL/ PROMOTIONS ORGANIZATION

PRIZE/AWARD./BATCH: ZVD/97835428/58: REFERENCE:
86/3549/ERN, Held on the 19th July 2005,

REF: No: K.YRT/9863457264/985.

I wish to apply for the claim Of the Asian Pacific
International Promotion Organization prize/award payments.
This is to inform you that my Phone number/Names/Email was attached to
ticket number 175-28694235-94 with serial number
68249-2 that drew the lucky numbers of
32-00-58-78-42-51, which consequently won the lottery
in the 2nd category and I was therefore contacted by
the Vice-President of the ASIAN PACIFIC INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS ORGANIZATION PRIZE/AWARD, Who afterwords instructed me to contact the Co-ordinator, Mr. Steven Bossman for further instruction on how to receive my Prize/award of $1,000, 000.00. (ONE MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLARS ONLY) in cash credited to file with REF. No: K.YRT/9863457264/985.

Note that I was warned that all prize money must be
claimed not later than of 220th November 2006. Any claim not made by this date will be returned to HIS MAJESTYS DEPARTMENT OF THE TREASURY. In this aspect, Please I humble request that you should process and transfer my prize as soon as posible.

I look forward to hearing from you to enable me respond accordingly.

Best regards,
Steven Bossman.
(Coordinator)

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