Stupid Punts!

I do wish that the scammers would try to be a little more inventive with their piss pathetic attempts to con me out of my money.

I lost count of the number of times that I have seen the phrase "due to a mix up in the numbers..".

PROMOTIONS DIRECTOR
BELGISCHE LOTTO INTERNATIONAL.
(ACCREDITED LICENSED AGENT)
Belliardstraat, 25-33
1040 BRUSSEL
www.belgischelotto.be

BELGIUM EMAIL LOTTO (BE) INTERNATIONAL SWEEPTAKES.
Batch Number:57/8703/3PD
Credited file Number:EGS56/50071245/25
ATTENTION. TO WINNERS IN OUR PROGRAM

Sir/Mrs,
We wish to congratulate you over your success in our
computer balloting sweepstake held on the 30th October
2006,In which email addresses were used. It is a
promotional program aimed at encouraging internet users;
therefore you do not need to buy ticket to enter for it.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 738-1346
5550-7--798 with serial number 8052-79 drew lucky numbers
8-10-25-30-32-49 which consequently won in the 1st
category.You have therefore been approved for a lump sum
pay of 1,000,000.00 Euros
(ONE MILLION EUROS)

CONGRATULATIONS!!! .

This is from a total cash prize of ( THIRTY MILLION
EUROS)shared among the thrity international winners
in this category.CONGRATULATIONS!!!Due to mix up
of some numbers and names,we request that you
keep the entire details of your award strictly from
public notice untill the process of transferring your
claims has been completed, and your funds remitted
to your account.This is part of our security protocol to
avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this
program by some participants.All participants were
selected through a computer ballot system drawn from
over 50,000 company and 70,000,000 individual email
addresses and names from all over the world.

This promotional program takes place every year,
the lottery was promoted and sponsored by belgium
lottery to compensate some few individuals with
website and email addresses.
We also wish to bring to your notice of our next
year premium stakes draw where you stand a chance
of winning up to 50.000.000 (FIFTY MILLION EUROS)
We hope that with a part of your prize
you will participate in it.

Your fund is now deposited with in a bank under a
fixed deposit bond policy insured to you by our
financial agent.To file for your claim please
contact our financial agent,
(E.U) Foriegn operations manager,
Mr.George Eric Walter
Email:emaillotohouse@netscape.net
Tel:+32-497-348-337.

Remember all winning must be claimed not later
than 7th November 2006.
After this date all unclaimed funds will be included
in the nextstake.Please note in order to avoid
unnecessary delays and complications please remember
to quote your credited file number and Batch numbers
in all correspondence.Please attach your phone and
fax number. Furthermore, should there be any change
of address do inform our agent as soon as possible.

Congratulations once more from our members of staff
and thank you for being part of our promotional program.

Sincerely yours,
Lotto Co-ordinator
Mrs.Anne Janssens

NOTE:REPLY TO OUR (E.U) FORIEGN OPERATION MANAGER.
Mr.George Eric Walter
Email:emaillotohouse@netscape.net
Tel:+32-497-348-337.