Stupid Punts!

What I find most irritating about the scammers, who bombard me with fake lottery wins and the like, is the fact that their English is abysmal.

For heaven's sake, if you are going to try to con me out of money at least have the wit to write in decent English!

RESULT OF OUR CHARITY PROGRAMM

SPONSOR LOTERIJ PROMOTION
INTERNATIONALÂ PROGRAMME
REF: CIL/231-FMI0431/09
BATCH:
IPD/15/096/PTNL
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RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "B" DRAWS


We
are pleased to inform you of the result of the SPONSOR LOTERIJ
PROMOTION
International programs held on the 2nd May, 2006. Your e-
mail address attached to ticket number 20511465897-6287 with serial
number 472-971103Â drew lucky numbers 897 22-46-88-66 which
consequently won in the 2ND category, you have therefore been approved
for a lump sum pay out of US$500,000.(Five hundred thousand Dollars)

CONGRATULATIONS!!!


Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask
that you keep your winning information confidential untill your claims
has been processed and your money remitted into your account. This is
part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted
abuse of this program by some participants All participants wereÂ
selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 100,000
company and 50,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all
over the world. This promotional program take`s place every three
years. We hope with part of your winning you will take part in our end
of year 50 million Dollars international promotion.


To file for your
claim,please contact our fiduciary agent
Mr Rod Thompson
EURO
ACCREDITED PAYMENT AGENCY
(Claims undewriter, Claims assessor,Claims
adjustor,claim negotiator) ,
TEL +

Email:Â Â
rodthompson333@netscape.net


Remember, all winning must be claimed
not later than 25th May 2006 . After this date all unclaimed funds will
be included in the next stake Please note in order to avoid unnecessary
delays and complications please remember to quote your reference number
and batch numbers in all correspondence. Furthermore,should there be
any change of address do inform your agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more! from our members of staff and thank you for
being part of our promotional
program.


Note: Anybody under the age
of 18 is automatically disqualified.


To file for your claim,please
contact you fiduciary agent
Mr Rod Thompson
EURO ACCREDITED PAYMENT
AGENCY(Claims undewriter, Claims assessor,Claims adjustor,claim
negotiator) ,
TEL/

Email:Â
net

Sincerely yours,
Sandra Smith
Lottery Coordinator