Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!


Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

All scammers are scumbags, that much is certain. However, some are worse scumbags than others.

This particularly distasteful email arrived in my mailbox today. The writer has an appalling command of the English language, and goes on about World War 11.

We have only had two World Wars so far, I wonder which timeperiod he thinks he is living in?

The crux of the letter is that the scumbag writing it claims to have access to holocaust bank accounts, which of course he doesn't, and wants me to help him steal money from them.

I very much hope that the writer, and all the stupid greedy odious dishonest scumbags who fall for this nasty little scam end up getting exactly what they deserve!

my is mr bruce keller, a member of lndependent committee of Eminent person {ICEP} , switzerland, ICEP is changed with the

responsibility of finding bank account in switzerland belonging to

non-swiss indigenes, which have remained dormant since world war11.

lt may interest you to know that in july of 1997,the swiss bank's association published a list of dormant account originally opened

by non-swiss citizen. these account had been dormart since the end of world war11{ may 1945}. most belonged to Holocaust victims.

the continuing effort of the lndependent committee of Eminent person{ICEP} have since resulted in the discovery of additional dormant account -54,000 in December, 1999 the published list contain all types of dormant accounts, including

lnterest-bearing saving accounts securities accounts, safe deposit boxes,custody accounts,and non-lnterest -bearing transaction accounts.numbered account are also lncluded . interest is paid on accounts that were lnterest bearing when established.the claim resolution tribunal [CRT] handles processing of all claims on accounts due non-swiss citizen .A dormant account or ORDNER ADELE

with a credit balance of 35,000,000 us dollar plus accoumulated lnterest

was discovered by me .the beneficiary was murdered during the holocaust era, leaving no will and no possible records for trace of heirs.

the claims resolution tribunal has been mandated to report all

unclaimed funds for permanent closure of accounts and transfer of existing credit balance into the treasury of switzerland government of assets of deceased benificiaries who died ltenstate {living no wills} .being a top executive at ICEP , i have all secret details and necessary contacts for claim of the funds without any hitch. the funds

will be banked in the cayman lsland, being a tax free, safe haven for funds and we can share the funds and use in investment of our choice due to the sensitive nature of my job, l need a foreigner to help claim the funds. all that is required is for you to provide me with your details for
processing of the necessary legal and administrative claim

documents for transfer of the funds in your name.kindly provide me with your full name,address,and telephone,/fax.

have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful. i have contacted an anthoney that will prepare the necessary document
that will back you up as the next of kin to ORDNER ADELE before the funds can be transfered to asecure, numbered account in your name in the cayman lsland, of which you will capable of accessing the funds.

gradually and transferring to your country and other banks of choice in the world. my share we be 60 percent and your share is 40 percent of the total amount . there is no RISK INVOLVED.
you can find additional lnformation about inclaimed funds through the lnternet at the following websites'

http// holocaust

the Holocaust claim processing office has put fund in escrow awaiting submission of valid claim for necessary disbursement. l find my self privileged to have this lnformation and this may be a great opportunity for a life time of success without risk . due to security reasons,

Reply to me via-email only. you can reply me with my private email address--------

thank you for your prompt response
best regard.
mr bruce keller.

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