Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Wednesday, May 03, 2006

I am told that I have won a poxy 500K Euro!

Pah!

When it comes to fake lottery "wins" I don't get out of bed for less than 1M Euro.

They will have to try harder next time!

FROM: MR. JOHN WILLIAMS,

E.U LOTTERY ONLINE.
LOTTERY AND GAMING
CORPORATION,

MONTH OF MAY LOTTERY,

WINNING NUMBER: FLO-06315369

OUR
DEAR WINNER,

YOU WON THE SUM OF (FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND EURO) FROM E.U
LOTTERY AND GAMING CORPORATION. THE WINNING TICKET WAS SELECTED FROM A
DATA BASE OF INTERNET E-MAIL USERS, FROM WHICH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS CAME
OUT AS THE WINNING COUPON.

WE THEREBY CONTACT YOU TO CLAIM YOUR
WINNING AMOUNT QUICKLY AS THIS IS A MONTHLY LOTTERY. FAILURE TO CLAIM
YOUR WIN WILL RESULT INTO THE REVERSION OF THE WINNING SUM TO OUR
FOLLOWING MONTH LOTTERY. (EXPIRING DATE, 16TH OF MAY). PLEASE CONTACT
OUR APPROVED AGENT FOR YOUR REGION WITH YOUR WINNING NUMBER.

E.U
LOTTERY ONLINE AGENCY.
MISS. LILLIAN MORGAN.
DIRECTOR OF WINNING
CLAIMS DEPARTMENT.
TEL: 3
E-MAIL:
net
E-MAIL:

REGARDS,

MR. JOHN WILLIAMS.Â
DIRECTOR OF E.U LOTTERY ONLINE.

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