Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

This scammer claims that I have won 900K Euros on this non existent lottery.

Well of course I haven't!

I never entered it, and the lottery doesn't really exist anyway.

Those that reply to this scam will find themselves charged an upfront processing fee, which they will never see again.

Don't be a mug!

THE PROMOTIONS DIRIECTOR
Belgische lotterty international Dept.
REF: IPL/084433765/WP1
Lucky number: NA/543296-PCQ34
Deposit Number:90/237/098/09begl
Reply Email:
Visit:
DEAR SIR/MADAM,
RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "A" DRAWS
Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice, theresults of the
First Category draws of Belgische lotterty held on 10th may,2005.
We are happy to inform you that you have emerged a winner under the
First Category, which is part of our promotional draws. The draws were held
prior to your notification .
Participants were selected through a computer ballot systemdrawn from
2,500,000 names/email addresses of individuals and companies from
Africa, America, Asia, Australia,Europe, Middle East, and Oceania as part
of our International Promotions Program.Your company email Addresses, attached
to ticket number:6725201 IPL which is with reference
numberPL/084433765/WPI, and lucky numberNA/543296-PCQ34,drew a lucky winning
number which consequently won the sweep take in the second category in the
four parts. you have been approved for a payment of ?900,000.00(Nine Hundred
Thousand Euro)in cash credited to file reference number IPL/084433765/WPI.
this is from a total cash prize of ?95,000,000.00(NINETY FIVE MILLON EURO)
shared among the international winners in all categories .CONGRATULATIONS!
Your fund is now deposited with our finaincial security Company Gobal trust
Agency and insured With the paying out Bank in your name. to avoid
mix up of numbers and names of any kind, we request that you keep the entire
details of your award strictly from public notice until the
process of transferring your claims has been completed, and your funds remitted
to your account.
This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or
unscrupulous acts by participants/nonparticipants of this program. We also
wish to bring to your notice our end of year premium stakes draw where you
stand a chance of winning up to £50 million; we hope that with a part of
your prize you will participate in it.
Please contact your claims agent immediately for due processing and
remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice.
COMPANY NAME: GLOBAL TRUSTBD AGENCY.
AGENT NAME:MR DAVIDSON ADAMS.
Tel:.
Reply e-mail:
you are advised to contact our agents by email or phone within a week of
receiving this notice. Failure to do so may warrant disqualification.
NOTE: For easy reference and identification, find above your reference and
Lucky numbers. Remember to quote these numbers in every one of your
correspondence with your claims agent.
your security file number is W-2664-521-H27/B5(KEEP
PERSONAL) Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you
for being part of our promotional program.
Sincerely,
Mrs.Hope Dirk
Lottery Coordinator.
N.B: Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the
winners will result to disqualification. Please do reply to this mail
Contactyour
claims agent immediately.On Mr.Davidson Adams.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:19 am

    Hello!

    I really think I will give this website a special place in My favourites. Because the same, even the grammar mistakes, e-mail was sent to me. But it was dated on 11 May 2005. The man is very good I mean, he gave a website of the lottery, which really works. The only thing which made curious were e-mail accounts, which are ordinary netscape accounts. I think I will play the game some time and then see what happens. Because I supposed as a EU citizen to pay it from the prize money or even not to pay it because of the EU Constitution.
    I shall write you what will happen next... mucek

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  2. Anonymous11:16 am

    Hello!

    It is me again. This person is stupid, why should I send him some money with Western Union, I mean he is a representative of a company which should have a bank account. Read this and do not die of laughing. mucek

    We acknowledge the receipt of your application form. After
    normal verification and scrutiny exercise, you are found
    qualify to receiving payment of the above stated lottery
    prize.We shall proceed to conclude the payment process of
    your lottery prize, thus your winning money
    (NINE HUNDRED THOUSAND EUROS) shall be confirmed to
    you in your stipulated mode of payment within 48 working
    hrs.You therefore required to proceed with the following.

    (1) A VALID IDENTIFICATION PROOF (It could be your passport
    or a drivers license)
    (2) Your account details where your fund will be transfer into.
    (3) Non resident legalization/Agency processing fee of (530euros)
    must be paid to enable the paying bank transfer your
    winnings,PLEASE NOTE.Charges can not be duduct from your winnings because of high
    insurance policy placed on your winnings price.Your transfer has to be
    legalize by the legal dept,in the ministry of justice to clear your fund
    from drugs and and anti terrorist transfer and futher taxation in your
    receiving country bank.You are to make the pay ment via westernunion
    money transfer. Visit www.westernunion.com for the most nearest agent
    office to you.
    USE THE INFO BELOW TO SEND THE MONEY WITH NAME OF OUR CASHER.
    WESTERNUNION.
    AMOUNT:FIVE HUNDRED AND THIRTY EUROS.(530 EUROS)

    RECEIVERS NAME: JOSE DA FONSE CA CAETANO FRANCISCO



    ADDRESS:EVERAERSTRAAT 12
    2060 ANTWERPEN


    CITY. ANTWERPEN


    BELGIUM.

    TEST QUSTION.WHAT IS YOUR NAME.

    ANSWER..

    NOTE:IT IS NOT THE POLICY OF THE LOTTO COMPANY TO ACCEPT FUND FROM ANY
    PRIZE WINNER BUT IT WAS RESOLVED AFTER THE 11TH OF SEPTEMBER 2001
    INCIDENT IN THE UNITED STATE OF AMERICA TO ENHANCE SPEEDY DELIVERY OF WON
    PRIZE TO THE BENEFICIARY AND FOR THE FUND NOT TO BE RELATED TO AS DRUG
    MONEY,MONEY LAUNDRY TERRORIST SPONSORING FUND,THE FUND MUST BE
    LEGALIZED!!
    Congratulations!
    endevour to send the payment slip via fax number 0032-485-659-266 and
    email.

    All rights and obligation of any client to this claim can
    be denied if your winnings is not legalize withing 48 hours.
    We await your prompt response and acknowledgement.

    Congratulations in advance.

    Best regards,
    Mr Davidson Adams.

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