Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Monday, May 23, 2005

Message to all spammers and scammers:

Learn to spell, you ignorant bastards!

DEAR SIR,

I AM MR FEDRICK ITUMA 30 YEARS OLD THE SON OF PRESIDENT
IFEANYI ITUMA OF PEMBA ISLAND ,I HAVE IN MY POSSESSION THE SUM
OF TWENTY MILLON, THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATE
DOLLAR ($20.3M) WHICH I FOUND IN MY LATE FATER`S PRIVATE
VAULT.

MY FATHER WAS IN POWER FOR THRITY EIGHT YEARS BEFORE HE
DIED AND THE ECONNMIC COMMUNITY OF EAST AFRICA
STATE (ECOWAS) REFUSED THE LEADERSHIP OF MY ELDER BROTHER MR
KOMO ITUMA SAYING THAT HE SEIZED POWER
CONTROVERSIALLY WHICH WAS A "COUP" BUT NOT TRUE. AND THE
POLITCAL OPONENT TO MY FATHER HAS SWEAR TO CONFICITACATE
THE ACOUNT AND PROPARTIES OF ANY BODY IN THE FAMILY.

THE TOP LIST OF MY PRIORITY IS WHERE TO INVEST THIS MONEY
OUTSIDE MY COUNTRY.REASON BEST KNOWN TO ME" . I URGENTLY
NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE IN PROVIDING A RELIABLE GENUINE TRADE
OR COMPANY WHERE I CAN INVEST THE FUND AND IMMEDIATELY MEET
YOU IN YOUR COUNTRY FOR SETTLEMENT AFTER THE ELECTION AND
BURIAL OF MY FATER. PLEASE I WILL KINDLY WELCOME YOUR ADVICE
TOO.

THE FUND HAS BEEN MOVE AS A CONSIGNMENT BELONGING TO OUR
FOREIGN ASSOCIATES THROUGH DIPLOMATIC CHANNEL WITH MY
POSITION NOW,I WILL NOT OPREATE FOREIGN BANK ACCOUNT,HENCE
I NEED YOU TO STAND AS THE BENEFICIARY, MY FOREIGN PARTER
AND CLAIM THE FUND ON MY BEHALF FROM THE DIPLOMAT.I HAVE
AGREED TO GIVE YOU 25% OF THE TOTAL SUM AS COMMISSION FOR
YOUR ASSISTANCE/EFFORT AND 5% WILL BE USED TO SETTLE ENERY
EXPENSE INCURED, WE WILL USE 70% TO INVEST UNDER YOUR
RECOMMENDATION GUIDE, AND ALSO GO INTO JOINT VENTURE BUSINESS
WITH YOU. I WOULD APPRECIATE YOUR ASSISTANCE.

YOU CAN CONTACT ME WITH MY ALTERNATE EMAIL
ADDRESS ( )

MY REGARDS

FEDRICK ITUMA

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