Stupid Punts!

A real live princess has written to me today, it is like something out of a fairy story isn't it?

She has $27M, her father was a king, the usual dead body, she wants to invest it blah blah..

It is of course 100% risk free!

She claims that she is a Christian, and that God directed her to me; I rather suspect it was in fact the spider that her web search engine uses.

I am afraid dear princess, for you the ball is over; I will not be taking you up on your ever so kind offer.

Good day
A CRY FOR HELP,I am writing this letter in confidence believing that if it is the wish Of God for you to help me and my family, God almighty will bless and Reward you abundantly. My family and I are true Christians and worship's God truthfully. I got Your contact through Internet during my research on some one who could Help us. I am a female student Of University of Nigeria, Lagos. I am 22 yrs old. My fathers died earlier two months ago and left my Mother I and my brother behind. He Was a king, which our town citizens titled him before his death I was a Princess to him and I and my brother are the only people who Can take Care of his wealth now because my mother is not literate enough To know all my father’s wealth behind. He left up to USD 27.350 000.000.00 million dollars with a security Company, and I don’t know how and what I will do to invest this money Somewhere in abroad, so that my father’s kindred will not take over what Belongs to my father and our family, which they were planning to do Without my present because I am a female as stated by our culture in the Town. That is why I felt happy when I saw your contact which I strongly believe that by the grace of God, you will help me secure And invest this money. I thereby need your help in bringing the box Containing the money out from the security company, based on your reply I Will furnish you with more details on how we can proceed. I am ready to pay 10% of the total amount to you if you help us in Securing this money and another 10% interest of Annual Income to you, for investing this money for us, which you will strongly have absolute Control Over. If you can handle this project sincerely and also willing to assist me In lifting this fund, kindly reach me and I will let you know the next Step to take towards actualizing this transaction as quickly as Possible. Please, note that this transaction is 100% risk free. I look forward hearing from you soonest. Yours sincerely,

Princess