Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.
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Friday, August 31, 2007

Advice to scammers, don't send scam emails written in French to native English speakers.

Knobheads!

Bonjour Mon Cher,

Mon nom est Aicha Khalil, Je suis une femme de nationalité algérienne vivante en irak.Je suis à la recherche d'une personne capable de m'aimer et de vivre avec moi. Vraiment une amitié basée sur le respect mutuelle et une confiance totale. Car une vie de couple sans le respect et la confiance ne mène nulle part. Je suis une femme indépendante et tendre et tout ce que je voulais obtenir de ma carrière est atteinte. Maintenant je désire le calme, la chaleur et la constance. J’ai appris à garder l’essentiel et pardonner la bagatelle. Je veux rencontrer un homme fort avec les yeux bons et un grand coeur.

Je suis dans ce pays depuis très longtemps et j’étais au service de madame Aquila Al-Hashimi. J’avais pour rôle de veiller sur le bon fonctionnement de sa résidence à l’ouest de Bagdad et de m’occuper de tout ce qui est comme factures et charges a régler. J’étais en quelque sorte le majordome et j’avais connaissance de toutes les affaires de ma maîtresse. Docteur Aquila Al-Hashimi était conseillère du Vice-ministre Tariq Azis sous le régime de Saddam Hussein et plus tard responsable de la coopération du ministère des affaires étrangères auprès de l'ONU au sujet du programme huile contre nourriture .Elle naquit en 1963 et mourut le 25 septembre 2003 .Elle avait émergée comme principale actrice politique auprès des figures du conseil politique irakien au sujet de la politique étrangère et devrait être nommé ambassadrice de l'Irak auprès de l'O.N.U compte tenu de sa rigueur et de son aptitude lorsqu'il s'agissait du travail. Elle fut grièvement blessée par des balles lorsqu'elle était en dehors de sa maison par des assaillants inconnus parce qu'elle était en préparation de l'Assemblée Générale des Nations Unies qui s'était ouverte le mardi a New York et mourut cinq jours plus tard des suites de ses blessures .

Lorsqu’elle était a l’hôpital, je m’occupais d’elle car elle était devenue comme une mère pour moi avant qu’elle ne meurt , elle m’a fait savoir qu’elle avait déposé une malle qui contenait de l’argent plus précisément la somme de 14 millions de dollars américain dans une compagnie diplomatique et que les documents justificatifs de ce bien se trouvaient dans son placard a la maison. Cependant, elle m’a demandé de récupérer ce certificat afin de pouvoir retirer ce bien au vue de toutes ces années de service et de loyauté que j’ai consentis auprès d’elle. Des que je suis arrivé a la maison j’ai pu constaté que le certificat de dépôt ne portait aucun nom de bénéficiaire car elle avait mis comme mention : ’’partenaire étranger’’ donc j’ai vu ce privilège comme une grâce d’ALLAH et ainsi une occasion pour moi de sortir de l’Irak. J’ai donc décidé de garder tous ces papiers pour moi. Dès lors j’ai décide d’écrire a la compagnie pour avoir une confirmation sur l’existence de ce bien et ils m’ont confirmé la présence d’une malle au sein de leur compagnie mais compte tenu de la situation ici ils ont transféré tous les biens de leurs clients pour des raisons de sécurité dans leur base dans un pays en Afrique de l’ouest nommé République de Côte d’Ivoire. Compte tenu du fait que la vie est devenue dure pour moi depuis sa mort et aussi avec les problèmes que j’ai avec sa famille, il m’est difficile de récupérer ce bien toute seule.

C’est donc ainsi que j’ai décidé de solliciter votre aide afin que vous puissiez m’aider a récupérer ce colis car tous les papiers concernant cette affaire sont avec moi et je peux vous les faire parvenir afin que vous vous présentez comme étant l’associé de ma maîtresse auprès de la compagnie et pour votre aide j’accepte de vous donner 40% sur la somme totale de $14.000.000 américain .Je voulais aussi vous signifiez qu’il n’y a aucun risque dans cette affaire et qu’elle est garantie a 100%.Veuillez m’écrire urgemment a mon adresse .
NB : Vous devez comprendre que cette transaction doit être gardée entre vous et moi comme un secret.
Mon téléphone et mes mouvements sont surveillés. Par conséquent cette transaction a besoin de discrétion de mon côté.
Veuillez s'il vous plait me repondre à cette boîte électronique : ( monna02@yahoo.fr )
Merci et qu’ ALLAH vous bénisse de toutes ses grâces

Mme Khalil Mona

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

Despite the fact that this site has been running for quite some time, and that the press and media are full of warnings about these scams, people still unfortunately fall for them.

I received the following series of documents today from a visitor who, regrettably, has lost some money paying the "processing" fee on a non existent lottery "win".

My correspondent has asked me to post the letters as a warning to others.

You will note that as the scam develops, the scammer becomes bolder and tries (having already received the "processing fee") to extract further money from the victim.

Another point worth noting is that the grammar and spelling are atrocious. This, if nothing else, should give a clear warning that the letters are a fake.

My commiserations to my correspondent for losing money on this.

I hope that the thieving scum bags who stole it get what is due to them.

COMBIPLAY LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
COMBIPLAY LOTTERY-WHEEL E-GAME 2005
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PROGRAM
ADMIRAALSTRAAT 104 1053 GW
AMSTERDAM THE NETHERLANDS

FROM:THE DIRECTOR OF PROMOTIONS
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION DEPT.
REF: CMBNL/4240039609/RFE
BATCH: CMP/12863/XZ


Dear Winner,

RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "A" DRAWS

Congratulations!!We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just
concluded annual final draws of the COMBIPLAY LOTTERY WHEEL-E-GAME.The
online cyber lotto draws was conducted from an exclusive list of
20.000.00
companies/corporate bodies and 30.000.000 individual email addresses
from
Europe,North & South America, Asia, Australia, New Zealand,Middle-East
and
Africa.Picked
by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet.No
tickets
were sold.
After this automated computer ballot,your e-mail address emerged as one
of
the winners in the category "A" with the following:

REFERENCE NUMBER: CMB/3086/2508/05
Batch Numbers CPR4/B549-24
SECURITY FILE NUM:CMP/76231/007
serial number 45-18 drew the
lucky numbers 34-88-56-17 12.

You as well as the other winners are therefore to receive a cash prize
of
1.500,000.00 (One Million Five Hundred Thousand Euros),each as payout
for
Category A winners.This is from the total prize money shared among the
winners in this category.

Your prize award has been insured with your e-mail address and will be
transferred to you upon meeting our requirements,statutory
obligations,verifications,validations and satisfactory reports.
To begin the claims processing of your prize winnings you are advised
to
contact our licensed and accredited claims agent for category
"A"winners
with the information below:

MR.ROLAND BOSMAN.
COMBIPLAY LOTTERY SECURITY AGENCY,
DUE PROCESS UNIT (DPU).
Tel:+31-626-248-172.
FAX:+31-847-306-332.
Email: combiplayagent@netscape.net


You are expected to provide the following details below to your claims
agent:
1) BATCH,REF.NUMBERS AND SECURITY FILE NUMBER.
2) FULL NAMES
3) AGE
4) MAILING ADDRESS
5) PHONE AND FAX NUMBERS
6] NATIONALITY/COUNTRY
7) EMAIL ADDRESS

NOTE: All winnings must be claimed not later than 20 days.After this
date
all unclaimed funds would be included in the next stake. Remember to
quote
your reference informations in all correspondence.

You are to keep all lottery informations away from the general public
especially your reference and ticket numbers.(This is important as a
case of
double claims/impersonation will not be entertained).

Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you for being
part
of our promotions program.

Yours Sincerely,

Mrs.Veronica Van Basten.
(Lottery Coordinator)

N.B Any breach of confidentiality Or Secrecy on the part of the winners
will
result to disqualification and if you are below 18 years of age, you
are
automatically disqualified.

Please do not reply to this e-mail address.

Contact your Claims agent immediately.

COMBIPLAY LOTTERY INTL'
DUE PROCESSING UNIT{DPU}
AMSTERDAM,THE NETHERLANDS.
TEL:0031-626-248-172.
FAX:0031-847-306-332.

Date:23rd Nov.2005.



This is to acknowledge the receipt of your mail.We will like to outline herein
the terms and conditions for claiming your winning.

Your claim processing required the following:

1,You are to provide us as soon as possible a valid identification document
proving you have attained the eligible age of 18 years and above.

2,Upon certification that you are eligible,your form will be processed. The form
should be properly filled because it will be screened of discrepancy.

3,A file will be opened for you by the Legal Department upon certification that
the informations provided in your duly filled form are true and correct.

4,You are to fill out the attached (CLAIM PROCESSING FORM)to enable us commence
the processing of your winning (FUND)and return via fax or by e-mail attachment
to our office.

There is a colum in the Cliam Processing Form:Appearance and the
Non-Appearance.If you are willing to come to the Netherlands to endorse the
release documents of your prize winning,then mark the Appearance and if not
willing to come and wants us to nominate a Lawyer who will on your behalf
Notarize/Legalize your prize winning file in the International Court of Justice
{ICJ}here in the Netherlands,then mark the Non-Appearance.

Do note that your prize winning(FUND)must be claimed before expiration date.

Congratulation in advance.

Sincerely yours,

Mr.Roland Bosman.
Foreign Dept.Manager.

COMBIPLAY LOTTERY INT.
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION PROGRAM.
ADMIRAALSTRAAT 104 1053 GW
AMSTERDAMTHE NETHERLANDS.
Tel:+31-626-248-172.
Fax:+31-847-306-332.

Date:20th Dec.2005.



This is to acknowledge the receipt of your dully filled Claim Processing Form and Identification Card in this office.We have on your behalf nominated a Lawyer{i.e Non-Appearance} to represent your interest both at the Netherlands Gaming Board Control{NGBC} and the European Gaming Board Commission{EGBC}for the endorsement of the release documents of your prize winning.Your prize winning must be Notarized/Legalized in the International Court of Justice here in the Netherlands to enable us obtain your AWARD WINNING CERTIFICATE which facilitate the immediate remittance of your prize.

This dedcision became imparetive due to time limit,please you are therefore advise to act as instructed herein.Therefore,you are require to send accross the sum of 250.00euros which must be paid at the Court for the Noatrization/Legalization of your winning file.And the Lawyer has require the sum of 400.00euros for his Legal Services on your behalf,thus you are require to send the total sum of 650.00euros accross.

THIS MONEY SHOULD BE SEND TO OUR ACCOUNT CLERK MR.PATRICK RINGNALDA,THROUGH WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER SERVICES OR THE MONEY GRAM TRANSFER SERVICES.THIS PAYMENT CHOICE IS DUE TO TIME FACTOR.

MAKE THE PAYMENT ON THE NAME AND INFORMATIONS AS GIVEN BELOW:

NAME:MR.PATRICK RINGNALDA
ADDRESS: ADMIRAALSTRAAT,104
POST CODE:1053 GW
AMSTERDAM THE NETHERLANDS.

KINDLY SEND THE PAYMENT SLIP TO ENABLE US ATTACH IT TO YOUR FILE.AND IN THE CASE THERE IS NO WESTERN UNION MONEY TRANSFER OR THE MONEY GRAM IN YOUR COUNTRY,YOU ARE THEREFORE REQUIRE TO SEEK FOR ANY RELATIVES/FRIENDS OUTSIDE YOUR COUNTRY TO HELP YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT AS THE EXPIRATION DATE IS 30TH DECEMBER 2005.

Upon the receipt of the above,we will be able to process and finanlize your winning within the next 72 working hours and you will be contacted by our paying Bank for the immediate remittance of your prize money.Please forward your Banking informations where you want your prize money to be transferred.As soon as we receive the above,we shall issue a Letter of Irrevocable Guarantee Payment Bond{IGPB}to our Paying Bank which secure and enhance the immediate release of your funds.

WE AWAIT YOUR QUICK RESPONSE TO THIS IMPORTANT ISSUE.

Regards,

Mr.Roland Bosman
Foreign Dept.Manager.

COMBIPLAY LOTTERY INTL'
DUE PROCESSING UNIT{DPU}
AMSTERDAM,THE NETHERLANDS.
TEL:0031-626-248-172.
FAX:0031-847-306-332.

Date:22nd Dec.2005.




This is to acknowledge the receipt of your mail and also the acknowledge the receipt of the payment slip forwarded by your counsin to this office.The Legalization/Notarization of your winning file at the Area Court is now in progress and the moment we are through,I will personally keep you posted.

As you requested to know,we are going to make the payment of your prize in Euros currency and you will receive it in the equivalent in your local currency,this is in the case you want us to make the payment into your Bank Account in your Country{Algeria} alternatively,you can receive it in Euro currency if you choose for us to transfer the money into your husband's foreign Bank Account.

Therefore you are require to forward the Banking Informations as indicated below:

NAME OF BANK:

ACCOUNT BENEFICIARY:

BANK ADDRESS:

ACCOUNT NO.:

SWIFT CODE:

We strictly advise that any defult in Banking informations supplied to this office shall be the responsibility of the supplier.Therefore,ensure you are correct and send a reliable Banking Informations as we cannot be responsible if your amount won sent to any wrong Banking Informations supplied by you.

Your file has been forwarded to the approprate Departments and hopefully we should be able to obtain the AWARD WINNING CERTIFICATE before the close of the day tomorrow,I shall thereafter forward to you a scanned copy of the Certificate while the other copy to our Paying Bank for onward procedures.

Meanwhile the entire staff wish to congratulate you once again and wishing you merry xmas and new year in advance!!!

Regards,

Mr.Roland Bosman, Mrs.Veronica Van Basten
Foreign Dept.Manager. Co-ordinator International.

Dr.Philip H.Keneth
CEO.

COMBIPLAY LOTTERY INTL'
DUE PROCESSING UNIT{DPU}
AMSTERDAM,THE NETHERLANDS.
TEL:0031-626-248-172.
FAX:0031-847-306-332.

Date:23rd Dec.2005.




This is to inform you that your prize documents/file have been
successfully Notarized/Legalized at the Area Court.Attached is a copy of the
Award Winning Certificate,you are advise to keep it as the Paying Bank
will require you to send them a copy when due{before the subsequent
remittance of your prize}.

Importantly,your file has been forwarded to the Netherlands'Gaming
Board Control / European Gaming Commission Board to obtain the approval
which facilitate the transfer of your prize.It is herewith outline that as
Non-European Resident,the Netherlands Gaming Board Control{NGBC}and the
European Gaming Commission Board {EGCB} have demanded that you pay a
Non-Resident Regulatory Tax.They have demanded for a total sum of
3,850.00euros {Three Thousand Eight Hundred and Fifty Euros only}.By virtue of
my profession and due obligations combined with the efforts of the
appointed Lawyer,we have conducted all necessary steps to avert the
situation but it's Lawful and mandatory that you pay the Non Resident
Regulatory Tax.

In view of the aforementioned,I Personally advise you proceed to make
the transfer of the above stated amount to enable this Department
accomplish its Fiducial obligations without hindrance.You can make the
transfer as usual i.e on the name of MR.PATRICK RINGNALDA by Western Union
Money Transfer due to time limit.The moment you send the money please
forward the payment slip,you need to act very fast since the deadline is
30th December 2005.We must accomplish all that are needed and your
prize remitted to you before the deadline.

I personally advise without due delay for you to proceed to meet up
with the requirement by the NGBC and the EGBC as this is the only thing
holding the release approval form,this Approval Form will enable the
Ministry of Finance instruct the Netherlands'Central Bank to accept the
International transfer of your winning prize.

Congratulations in advance.

Warm Regards,

Mr.Roland Bosman
[Foreign Department Manager]

COMBIPLAY LOTTERY INTL'
DUE PROCESSING UNIT{DPU}
AMSTERDAM,THE NETHERLANDS.
TEL:0031-626-248-172.
FAX:0031-847-306-332.

Date:27th Dec.2005.




We write to confirm if you are in receipt of the forwarded AWARD WINNING CERTIFICATE and the attached instructions? We urge you to please hurry up to enable us meet up with the due normal processes before the deadline.

As you receive this mail kindly keep us posted.

Regards,

Mrs.Jennifer V.Van Bomen
Director of Finance.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

This scammer not only insults my intelligence, by thinking that I am stupid enough to fall for this pathetic scam, but he also manages to insult the English language.

The use of the word "defiled", in connection with his non existent illness ,is indeed imaginative; unfortunately it is wrong.

The bottom line is this is a scam, don't respond to it.

Dear sir/madam

As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe
everyone will die someday. My name is MUSTAPHA WAZIRI a merchant in Dubai,
in the U.A.E.I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer . It has defiled
all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months
to live, according to medical experts.I have not particularly lived my life
so well, as I never really cared for anyone(not even myself)but my business.


Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people
and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for.
But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than
just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when
God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life
a different way from how I have lived it. Now that God has called me, I
have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and
extended family members as well as a few close friends.

I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to
give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last
good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity
organizations in the U.A.E, Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has
deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members
of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which
I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused
and kept the money to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as
they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them.

The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of eighteen
million united states dollars $18,000,000,00 that I have with a finance/Security
Company abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched
it to charity organizations. I have also set out 10% of this money to be
giving to the less privileged affected in the recent Tsunami Disaster in
Asia( Sri lanka, indonesia and Thailand) 15% has being set aside for you
and for your time.

You are to respond through my personal and safe email address.
God be with you.

Email:

Regards,
Mr. Mustapha Waziri.

Saturday, July 31, 2004

How nice, a scammer who doesn't want me to feel sorry for him.

Well don't worry, I don't.

This guy claims to be dying of cancer; but he is philosophical, claiming that he believes we all die sometime.

How very true!

The cancer seems to be a little unusual, as it has "defiled" medical treatment.

The scammer claims to have been a bad lad and mean spirited during his lifetime, well that at least is true.

Now that God has "called him" (why do these guys always bring God into their scam?); he now wants to make amends by giving away a "huge sum" of money, $15M, to charity.

He wants me to help him, in exchange I will get 10%.

Sorry chum; your story has been used before, and is a lie.


Dear Friend,
As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for
me, because, I believe everyone will die someday.
My name is MR Barukh Mellamed a Crude Oil merchant in
Iran,i
have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer .
It has defiled all forms of medical treatment, and
right now I have only about a few months to live,
according to medical experts.
I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I
never really cared for anyone(not even myself)but my
business. Though I am very rich, I was never
generous, I was always hostile to people and only
focused on my business as that was the only thing I
cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know
that there is more to life than just wanting to have
or make all the money in the world.
I believe when God gives me a second chance to come
to this world I would live my life a different way
from how I have lived it. Now that God has called
me, I have willed and given most of my property
and assets to my immediate and extended family
members as well as a few close friends.
I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul
so, I have decided to give alms to charity
organizations, as I want this to be one of the last
good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed
money to some charity organizations in Austra, cameroun,
liberia,Algeria and Malaysia. Now that my health has
deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself
anymore. I once asked members of my family to close
one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have
there to charity organization in Bulgaria and
Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to
themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as
they seem not to be contended with what I have left
for them.
The last of my money which no one knows of is the
huge cash deposit of fifteen million dollars
$15,000,000,00 that I have with a finance/Security
Company abroad. I will want you to help me collect this
deposit and dispatched it to charity organizations.

I have set aside 10% for you and for your time.
God be with you.
MR Barukh Mellamed
Email Address