Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!


Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

The subject line of this appallingly illiterate piece of prose is "URGENT ATTENTION IS NEDERD FROM YOU‏"

Says it all really doesn't it?

This is in regard to outstanding paying,I am Mr.Mark Richards; the newly appointed Director United Nations; Legal Affairs,Security and Investigation,The President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria (Chief YAR`ADUA) and his Decision Making Body,The Excutive Arms of the government, has directed me to come down to Nigeria to Investigate your fund and to make sure that we approve all outstanding debts owned to Foreign beneficiaries by the goverment of Nigeria in this 2 quarter of this fiscal year 2008. This decision was taken based on the abnormalise and inability of the BANKS in Nigeria to Release your fund into your bank account; Whereby it was discovered that some Directors in Central bank of NIGERIA being the Federal Government of Nigeria were diverting foreign beneficiaries payment to another account of their choice overseas. In view of this,during our investigation i found out that; an account was submitted to divert your fund to a Germany account.