Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!


Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Question for the knobheaded scammer, who wrote to me offering me the non existent position of "au pair" at a fictitious London address:

"Do I look like an au pair?"

Friday, August 20, 2010

Advice to the dickheaded spammer who keeps sending me emails entitled "Your Wife's Photos Attached", containing a zip file:

1 I am not moronic enough to open zip files from strangers.

2 I am not married.

Kindly fark off!