Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!


Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Advice to this moronic scammer...learn to spell!


Due to the Network problem we have on our data base, we have discided resend the attachment letter “attachment for more instruction”

Thank you,

Tina Pettersen

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

The moronic spammer who sent me this may care to reflect on the fact that "HELPDESK" has an "L" in it!

Your Webmail Quota Has Exceeded The Set Quota/Limit
Which Is 20GB.
You Are Currently Running On 23GB Due To Hidden Files And
Folder On Your Mailbox.
Please Click the Link Below To Validate Your Mailbox And
Increase Your Quota.

Failure To Click This Link And Validate Your Quota May Result
In Loss Of Important Information In Your Mailbox/Or Cause
Limited Access To It.

Sunday, August 02, 2009

I am singularly "honoured", Paul Wolfowitz President of The World Bank has written to me!

Seemingly I am due $3M from the "Chattered" Bank (I suspect the scammer means "Chartered").

Suffice to say this is so obviously a scam. Sad to say that there are people gullible and greedy enough in the world who fall for this bullshit.

From Desk of the President
World Bank Group,



I am Mr.PAUL.WOLFOWITZ , the President World Bank Group.

Therefore, you are legally and highly notified with every absolute authorization on your funds and transaction long awaited release set up to fight against scams and frauds activities ravenging World Wide.

In a nut shell, the concerned are as follow, unpaid Contract payment, Funds Inheritance or Lottery Winning due to unauthorized/incapability of financial Institutions/security companies In releasing such huge sum of money due to Fraud, terrorist and money Laundry activities going on world wide.

This financial institute known as World Bank Group has Mandated the Chattered Bank via the desk of PROF.ASHOK SODJE funds remittance departmental head to release the long awaited funds of $3,000.000,00 (3Million United States Dollars) with interest accrue to beneficiaries through direct TELEGRAPHIC WIRE TRANSFER

Upon the provision of your Banking account details for your express funds transfer into your nominated account without any delay with every obedience to our instrcution and in line to your funds release with immediate action.

Hence your funds have cleared from Terrorist and Money laundry activities and your money will be released into your provided Banking account through Chattered Bank
As regards to this arrangement You are advised to contact the the desk of PROF.ASHOK SODJE funds remittance departmental head Direct telephone number 009 234 802 626 2996 infrom him to release and transfer your funds into your provided Banking account urgently.

You are therefore advised to forward your direct telephone numbers

Your complete name and your complete Banking details most importantly be aware that 3 Million UNITED STATES Dollars Only (US3, 000, 000.00) is due to you.

Finally ,DR FRED LUMUMBA is awaiting to receive your contact attention on your
funds Release Without any delay.

Make your contact quickly and expressly to him now irrespective of the time as he is waiting for your attention for your funds and it's transfer interest into your provided account.

Thanks for Your Cooperation.

(President) World Bank Group