Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!


Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Monday, May 26, 2008



I am Adamu Ciroma Former Finance Minister Nigeria i have an urgent and confidential business to discuss with you, before i disclose or open up any communication with you i would like to know if it is secured to discuss with you via email or phone. Please provide me with your private telephone number for more information.

Thank you.
Alhaji Adamu Ciroma.

Friday, May 16, 2008

This illiterate scammer warns me about "problems associated with fraudulent claims".




TO WINNER IN OUR PROGRAM:UK National CommitteeACCULOTTOINTERNATIONAL( e-games 16TH MAY-2008 ACCULOTTO Wheel E-game which was conducted at our international corporate office complex here in LONDON,THE UNITED KINGDOM.Here is an irish winner from our wheel e-games.
Reply Email:
You have been approved for a payment of 500,000 British Pound Sterlings(FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS STERLING) and an ACURA TSX CAR in cash credited to file reference number:Ref No: 87K4/336/T0714/003 which is deposited with a Finance & Security Company in your favour as beneficiary and covered with HIGH INSURANCE POLICY.Note that this program was largely promoted and sponsored by a group of philanthropist,industrialists from the internet hardware industry and some other big multinational firms who wish to be anonymous.You may wish to establish contact via e-mail with the particulars presented below citing the reference numbers to this letter.
Ref No: 87K4/336/T0714/003
Contact Email Of Your Claims Fuduciary Agent:Customer Service Unit============================
Processing Manager: Mrs Moreo Edna
Tel: +44 704 578 7238 +44 704 578 9255
To file for your claim,you are required to fill in the claims remmittance form below:
Be further advised to maintain the strictest level of confidentiality until the end of proceedings to circumvent problems associated with fraudulent claims.CONGRATULATIONS !!!

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

This scammer would have me believe that he is a the finance director of a bank in Dublin. I wonder why his phone number is British, and his email German?

Notwithstanding his alleged position of responsibility, he happily invites me to commit fraud.

I am also warned to keep his mail confidential...oops!

Dear Friend,

I introduce myself as Kevin Barrett, finance director at ACCBank, Charlemont Place, Dublin, Ireland. A contracted staff of Perez and Hamilton contacted you earlier concerning Mr. Mohamed Abdul Ramah and an investment placed under our bank's management 10 years ago. I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail.

I contact you independently of our investigation and emphasize the reason of this communication. I would like to intimate you with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you. In 1997, the subject matter; Mohamed came to our bank to engage in business discussions with our private banking division. He informed us that he had a financial portfolio of Nine million United States dollars. After some time we did not hear from Mr Ramah again, I was then given the task to investigate his where about only to find out that he has died and he left no next of kin in his file, that is where you come in, I want you to act as the next of kin to the deceased.

I explain more to you as soon as I get back your response with readiness to assist, for your assistance, you will have 35% of the funds and 65% goes to me. I await your response.

Please call me on Tel:+447045723529 or reply to my private email address: Note:

Do not at any time contact me through my official email or phone for confidentiality.


Thursday, May 01, 2008

A small, neat and totally dishonest scam email.

You won the sum of £1,500,0000 GBP in our British Lottery Seasonal E-mail Programme Award.For claims,contact Mr. Edison Walker Email: Provide the Following Information 1:Full Name 2:Country 3:Home Address 4:Sex 5:Age6:Occupation7:Tel 8:Nationality