Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!


Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Friday, March 30, 2012

Question For Cretinous Spammer

What is "Vagra"?

Use the spell check next time you plonker!

Thursday, March 29, 2012

My First Death Threat

Dear oh dear, these scammers are getting rather desperate these days.

I have over the years received many types of scams/spam from people claiming to have vast fortunes hidden in bank accounts, those who claim they are dying to those who claim that I have won the lottery. However, no one thus far has threatened to kill me; until now that is.

Whilst most can easily see through this as complete nonsense, there are some who might be genuinely frightened to receive such a note.

Whoever sent this out is a piece of shit and no mistake:
"I am a professional assassin and SMERSH have contracted me to assassinate you and have specifically paid extra for a particularly nasty death which makes it look like you died in a particularly bizarre sex game gone wrong; I had already bought the shire horse stallion (he's called Henry), the lard and the dragon dildo (from Bad Dragon of course, I only use the very best tools) when I found out that you are innocent of the accuse, so I make out this time to contact you. Unfortunately international crime syndicates won't admit to mistakes and cancel the hit so I will be forced to carry out the assassination on you. Sorry about that old chap but rules are rules.

There is an option for me to help you in other for you to know who had paid SMERSH for your DEATH and don't forget my men had been monitoring you for the past few days and daily record of your activities is been sent to me but I have refuse to order your DEATH.

Get back to me if you value your LIFE with all due speed or else I regret I will have to carry out my original contract to assassinate you and although he is quite charming for a horse I don't think Henry is the most sensitive of lovers.

You can contact me back here (

International Assassin"

Saturday, March 24, 2012

Google Alart!

My compliments to this particular spammer who sent me a particularly crappy and poorly constructed attempt to defraud me of money, from an email address entitled "Google Alart".

At least make the effort to spell check your pathetic attempts to defraud me!

Oh, and by the way, you will find that the word "won" is spelt "won" rather than "w" "o" "n".

Amount w o n : £850,000 GBP (with C.G.P.N : AS/MY/0010/011| T I C K E T# : 899-633/UK-11-001). As indicated in your coupon, your C.G.P.N and T I C K E T# falls under our Asia Zone Disbursement booklet where your claim shall be processed."

Sunday, March 11, 2012

The "FBI" Writes

Normally scammers attempt to inveigle the gullible into their skulduggery by either trying to appeal to people's greed, or their sympathy. However, this scammer is attempting to frighten people into paying him money by claiming that he represents the FBI.

A truly pathetic scam, even by scammers' standards!

"We the fbi have a warrant to arrest you if we dont hear from you immediately,this is the final warning you are going to receive from the fbi office do you get me? 

I hope youre understand how many times this message has been sent to you. 

We have warned you so many times and you have decided to ignore our e-mails we have been instructed to get you arrested immediately, and today if you fail to respond back to us with the payment then, we will close your bank account and jail you and all your properties will be confiscated by the fbi. 

III,M Robert.‏"