Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!


Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Saturday, October 29, 2011


Full marks for stupidity to the scammer who sent me this pile of shite.
Starting off by asking me if I am alive or dead is remarkably idiotic, even by the standards of the scam merchants!
Ugent Confirmation.
Are You Dead or Alive?.
My name is Funsho Babatunde, I work in the Accounts and Audit
Dept. Cbn ,in the course of our General Auditing and Account revision
of the last quarter of the year 2011,we discovered that the Bank
Accounts belonging to some Benefactors have been changed on the basis
that the owners have died some time last year or have given out an
authorization note of change of data. (DEED OF ASSIGNMENT)
After the investigations, however, it was revealed that there are
Foreigners who are collaborating with Retired Staffs to make these
changes illegally without the knowledge of the Bonafide Benefactors
and one traced to your own change is this Mr.Howard Hays who said you
are dead, hence they have forwarded some documents of funeral service
held for you so as to divert your fund. They have also forwarded the
below bank account as the new account that will receive the approved
gazetted amount of $18,500.000.00.
Bank Name: Bank of America
Bank address: 510 Branson Landing Blvd. Branson, Missouri 65616
Bank fax: 417-337-5839
Account number:354006400237
Account name:Reba's
Routing number: 081000032
But we wanted to confirm if actually this is true and hence decided to
write to your email address which after 2 days from now and there is
no response, we will then know that you are dead indeed and go on with
the transfer. If proved otherwise by you that you did not die, please
forward to us all the related Benefactors particulars including your
Telephone number, contact address. These details from you will help to
assist us reach a conclusion that you are not dead.
Anything contrary to this claim will help us charge this man to court
and prosecute him while your fund will be paid to you immediately
without any further delay.
You have to get back to us on time for us to commence legal
proceedings against Mr. Howard L.Hays and his accomplices
if you are still alive and did not sent him.
We do await your positive response.
Yours truly,
Mr. Funsho Babatunde
Accounts and Audit Dept.
International Banking Unit.
Central Bank Of Nigeria
Tel:             +2347089118143