Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!


Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Thursday, May 31, 2012

Advice To Scammers

When trying to convince me that you have a stash of money, stock certificates and jewellery salted away in a bank, I think that you will find that the phrase is "depositary box" not "suppository box".

Monday, May 21, 2012

Advice To Cretinous Scammers

You will find that "notice" begins with "n", not "m"; thus the following subject line in the scam mail I received today (allegedly from "Petronas Free Lotto Inc.") is incorrect:
"Prize Award Motice"