Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

A little advice to the scammers who keep sending me their shit, learn to write English and learn to spell!

Con tricks only stand a chance of succeeding if they seem plausible.

CONTACT US!!!YOUR EMAIL ID HAS WON 500.000:00USD.

MICROSOFT/LUCKYDAY
EMAIL PROMOTION INTERNATIONAL
FROM:INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD.
PROMOTING INTERNET USAGE OVER THEÂ GLOBE
   (MICROSOFT ENCOURAGE
GLOBALIZATION)

Dear Sir / Madam,

We are happy to inform you that you
have emerged a winner under the second Category,This is part of our
promotional draws. The draws are being officially announced today 11th
of March 2006. Participants were selected through a computer ballot
system drawn from 2,500,000 email addresses of individuals and
companies from Africa, America, Asia,Australia,Europe, Middle East, and
Oceania as part of our International Promotions Program.

Your e-mail
address, attached to ticket number 50941465206-529, with serial number
5772-54 drew the lucky numbers 3-4-17-28-35-44Â and consequently won in
the Second Category.
You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out
of 500.000.00 (Five Hundred ThousandDollors), which is the winning
payout for Category B winners. This is from the total prize money from
2,000,000 shared among the 2 winners in this category .

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Your fund is now deposited with the paying Bank.In
your best interest to aviod mix up of numbers and names of any kind, we
request that you keep the entire details of your award strictly
confidential until the process of transferring your won prize has been
completed, and your funds remitted to your account.

To file for your
claim,please contact the fiduciary agent.

Mr Phelp Grant Mrs Cheryl
Klein Huis
NETPOINT CLAIM MANAGEMENT SERVICES.
(Claims undewriter,
Claims assessor,Claims adjustor,claim negotiator)
TEL/
FAX/
Email:

You
are advised to contact the agents by email
N.B: Remember to quote
these numbers in your correspondence with your claims agent.
REFERENCE
NUMBER: LSLUK/2031/8161/04,BATCH NUMBER: 14/011/IPD
Congratulations
once again from all our staff.

Sincerely Yours,

Iries Van Guus
Lottery Coordinator.

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