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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.
Showing posts with label microsoft. Show all posts
Showing posts with label microsoft. Show all posts

Monday, November 12, 2007

The scammers have moved on from Coke to Pepsi.

WELCOME to FACE OF PEPSI GENERATION NEXT PROMO.
10/11/2007
Dear Winner,
The pepsi-Cola Company is on a journey inspired by our simple desire for sustainable growth, and fueled by our deep conviction that collectively wecan create anything we desire.Our motive this year is not to be using only well know stars for our advert e.g.Football stars,movie stars andperforming artist.

As part of our appreciation to our esteemed customers all over theworld,the Microsoft,Yahoo and Aol company decided to randomly selectdistinguished customers for the 2007 FACE OF PEPSI GENERATION NEXT PROMOwhich we are happy to announce to you the draw (#921) of the onlineselection held on friday 2nd of nov, 2007.Your e-mail address attached toTICKET NUMBER: 1322-4712-640 with SERIAL/BATCH NUMBER: 2177-16 drew theLUCKY DRAW NUMBERS: 21-18-8-28-05 (bonus No. 20), which subsequently wonyou the promo i the 2nd category i.e match 5 plus bonus.

All participants for the online version were selected randomly from WorldWide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over100,000 unions, associations, corporate bodies and individual e-mailaddresses that are listed online. This promotion takes place yearly.

Youhave therefore been approved to claim the total sum of £750,000.00{Sevenhundred and fifty thousand Great Britain Pounds} in cash credited to fileand a Contract to be the FACE OF PEPSI GENERATION NEXT PROMO with a chanceto Travel to any part of the world or country of your choice for visit orpermanent stay.Your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representativeoffice in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your£750,000.00{Seven hundred and fifty thousand Pounds) will be released toyou by any of our payment offices in Europe. Your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representativeoffice in Europe as indicated in your play coupon.

In view of this, your£750,000.00{Seven hundred and fifty thousand Pounds) will be released toyou by any of our payment offices in Europe. The FACE OF PEPSI GENERATION NEXT PROMO is approved by the British GamingBoard,world food business associatioin and also Licensed by TheInternational Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR). This promo is the3rd of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public. Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate therelease of your funds as soon as you contact him. For security reasons,you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till yourclaim is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner youdeem fit to claim your prize.

This is part of our precautionary measure toavoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please bewarned. For your best interest, you are to file in immediate claims upon thisnotice To the fiduciary agent allocated to you winning file. He is goingto brief you on the entails to receive your funds. You are advised to workwith his guideline hence he will ensure your winning hits the designated account to be provided by you within 7-10 working day upon the receipt ofhis notification.

To file for your claim, Please contact our Fiduciary Director from theaddress bellow:
MR. COLLIN JOHNSON
Fiduciary Director,
Office of Communication,
Payment and Legislative AffairUnit.
Globe House 4 Temple PlaceLondon
WC2R 2PG
Official Email:: legislativeaffair_unit01@yahoo.co.uk
Endeavour to contact him with the following information:
1. Full Names:.....................................
2. Contact Address:.............................
3. Telephone Number:........................
4. Age:................................................
5. Sex:................................................
6. Nationality:.....................................
7. Present Country:.............................
8. Occupation:....................................
9.Monthly Income:..............................
10. Annual Income:.............................
Winning information
i. Ticket Number:................................
ii. Lucky Draw Number:......................
iii. Serial/Batch Number:....................

Congratulations from the Controller and members of staff of the PEPSI COLABOTTLING COMPANY PLC and WORLD FOOD BUSINESS ASSOCIATION.

Participants areadvised to keep their entry details/information from the public to avoidfraudulent claim pending.Participant under the age of 18 is automatically disqualified.

Regards,
MRS. Veronica Banks
Online coordinator for FACE OF PEPSI GENERATION NEXT PROMO,
On behalf of the Office of the Controller General.
PEPSI BOTTLING COMPANY PLC. ANNOUNCEMENT

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Good grief!

How many times am I going to "win" the Microsoft lottery?

The scammer who put together this pile of shite would be advised, in future, to use a spell checker before sending it on to his victims.

Microsoft Corporation
1 Microsoft Way
Redmond,
London
United Kingdom.
Batch #: 409978E
Ref#: BTD/968/07
WINNING NOTIFICATION 2007
This email is to inform you that you emerged a winner with a consulation prize of the Microsoft Corporation EMAIL DRAW 2007.The selections was made through a computer draw system attaching personalised email addresses to ticket numbers.Your email address as indicated was drawn and attached to a ticket number: 008795727498 with serial numbers: BTD/9080648302/07 which subsequently won you £1,000,000.00 {One Million Great BritishPounds}.

Your prize cheque has been vaulted safely with our corresponding Bank prior to your readiness to complete your claims and would be presented to you after verification of the data requested below

Please complete the form below with correct information and contact your assigned claims agent Mr Godwyn Peters via telephone or email so thathecan have a precise and comprehensive record of our winners.

To proceed with your claims, you would be required to fill theVerification Form below completely and send it to Mr Godwyn Peters immediately.
(1)BENEFICIARY FIRST AND LAST NAME..............
(2)NATIONALITY .............
(3)RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS .............................
(4)DATE OF BIRTH......
(5)SEX .............
(6)OCCUPATION.........
(7)TEL.NUMBER ..........
(8)Ref#:...............
(9)BATCH # ..........
DECLARATION: I...............HEREBYDECLARE THAT THE ABOVE DATA ARE TRUE. THAT MY CLAIMS AGENT SHALL ACT AS A FACILITATOR IN THE TRANSFER OF THE TOTAL FUND TO ME. DATE............
You are advised to contact Mr Godwyn Peters within 24 hours via thecontact telephon and email address Mr.Godwyn Peters

E-mail:microsoftaward_agentgodwyn@yahoo.com.mx
Congratulations once again from the entire staff of the Microsoft Award Team. MR.Godwyn Peters
MICROSOFT AWARD CORDINATOR UNITED KINGDOM.

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Be warned, the fake Microsoft lottery scam is doing the rounds again.

Microsoft Award Team
20 Craven Park, Harlesden
London NW10
United Kingdom
Ref: BTD/968/05
Batch: 409978E

Dear Winner,
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The prestigious Microsoft and aol?has set out and successfully organised a Sweepstakes marking 2007 anniversary we rolled out over ?00.000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds) for ourear Anniversary Draws. Participants for the draws were randomly selected and drawn from a wide range of web hosts which we enjoy their patronage.
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The selection was made through a computer draw system attaching personalised email addresses to ticket numbers. If you ignore this, you will regret it later. Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.
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Your email address as indicated was drawn and attached to ticket number 008795727498 with serial numbers BTD/9080648302/06 and drew the lucky, numbers 14-21-25-39-40-47(20) which subsequently won you ?00,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds)?as one of the 10 jackpot winners in this draw. You have therefore won the entire winning sum of ?00,000.00 (Five Hundred Thousand Great Britain Pounds).
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The draws registered as Draw number one was conducted in Brockley, London United Kingdom on the 15th AUGUST?007. These Draws are commemorative and as such special.
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Please be informed by this winning notification, to file your claims, you are to make contact with your designated agent who shall by duty guide you through the process to facilitate the release of your prize. To file for your claim Please Contact your fiduciary agent,
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Mr.ark Jones
Microsoft Promotion Award Team
Email: claim_markjones@hotmail.com

You are advised to contact your fiduciary agent with the following details to avoid unnecessary delays and complications: Your Name (in Full), Country, Ticket Numbers, Batch Number, Serial Number, Lucky Numbers as indicated in this winning Notification and Phone numbers. Thank you for being part of this promotional award program.
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Our special thanks and gratitude to Bill Gates and his associates. We wish you the best of luck as you spend your good fortune. Thank you for being part of our commemorative year Anniversary Draws.
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Sincerely,
Dr. Steve Jordan
Microsoft Promotion Team

===========================================================================
Confidentiality Notice: This e-mail message, including any attachments, is for the sole use of the intended recipient(s) and contains confidential and privileged information.?Any unauthorized review, use, disclosure, or distribution is prohibited. If you are not the intended recipient, please contact the sender by reply e-mail and destroy all copies of the original message.

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

I seem to have "won" the Microsoft lottery again, I have lost count of the number of times that I have "won" this fake lottery.

Yahoo/Msn lottery Balley,
Incoperation,
Ihama House,
Har RoadSutton,
Greater London
SM1 4te,
United Kingdom.

This is to inform that you have won a prize money of Five hundredthousand,Great Britain Pound Sterlings(£500,000.00)for the month of August 2007 Lottery promotion which is organized by YAHOO/MSN LOTTERY INC & WINDOWS LIVE.

These are your identification numbers:
Batch number..........YM 09102XN
Reff number...........YM35447XN
Winning number........YM09788
You are therefore advised to contact the EVENTS AGENT MANAGER fordirectives of claims via email address below.
Mr. Dennis Anthony
Email:enquirymicrosoft_claimsdept04@yahoo.co.uk
TELPHONE:+44-70457-32405

Monday, August 13, 2007

Short and sweet, but it is still a scam.

Dear Lucky Winner
WINNING NOTIFICATION-------RefNo:BTD/976/06---Batch:401978G Microsoft Sweepstakes marking the (9th Aug 2007) Day yearanniversary,File winnings
To our claims agent: MR DONALD GRAY,
CALL:+44-704-574-0889
Email:microsoft_awardunit@yahoo.co.uk
***Reply to this email only***

Friday, August 03, 2007

How nice, I see that I have won £1M from Microsoft again.

That will come in handy for the weekend!

Microsoft Award Team
20 Craven Park,
Harlesden
London NW10,
United Kingdom.
Ref: BTD/968/07
Batch: 409978E

Dear Winner,

The prestigious Microsoft and aol has set out and sucessfully organised a Sweepstakes marking 2007 anniversary we rolled out over (OneMillion Great British Pounds) for our year Anniversary Draws.

Participants for the draws were randomly selected and drawn from a wide range of webhosts which we enjoy their patronage. The selection was made through a computer draw system attachingpersonalised email addresses to ticket numbers. If you ignore this, you will regret it later.

Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internetcompanies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the mostwidely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

Your email address as indicated was drawn and attached to Ref#:BTD/968/07 with serial numbers BTD/968/07 and Batch #: 409978E which subsequently won you £1,000,000.00{Great British Pounds} as one of the 10jackpot winners in this draw.

You have therefore won the entire winning sumof £1,000,000.00 (ONE MILLION Great British Pounds).
Mr.Allen Smith
Microsoft Promotion Award Team
E-Mail:microsoftawardpromo101@yahoo.co.uk

Thursday, June 07, 2007

I have won another Yahoo Microsoft lottery.

Unfortunately, "there has been a mix up in the numbers".

You would have thought that a company as professional as Microsoft would not have mixed the numbers up, wouldn't you?

Aside from the usual blindingly obvious clues in this email to it being a scam, the scammer has managed to place Lincolnshire in London.

Prat!

Yahoo/Msn Lottery Incorporation
Baley House, Har Road Sutton,
Greater London SM1 4te
United Kingdom

THE YAHOO/MICROSOFT(MSN) PRIZE NOTIFICATION OF 2007


We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual final draws held by THE YAHOO/MSN 2007 PROMOTION.

Your email was among the 20 Lucky winners who won £250,000.00{Two hundred and fifty thousand Great Britain Pounds Sterlings} each in the THE YAHOO/MICROSFT 2007 PROMOTION.

However the results were released and your email was attached to ticket number (7PWYZ2007) and ballot number (BT:12052007/20) The online draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of 29,031,643 E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet.


However, no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy.

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) .

This Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also licensed by the The International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR).This lottery is the 3rd of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public.

To begin the claim processing of your prize you are to contact the fiduciary agent as stated below:

MR CHARLYHAM BERMAN
22 Garden Close Stamford,
Lincs,PE9 2YP,
London,
United Kingdom

Email:microsoftpriceunit@yahoo.co.uk

Do call our customer care/cocacola online promotions desk for inquiries on how to claim your price.

Below are their contact telephone numbers:

+447011139638
+447011146970

Due to possible mix up of some numbers and email contacts, we ask that you keep this award strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by some participants of this program.

Accept our hearty congratulations once again!

Yours Faithfully,
Management.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

This scammer would have me believe that he has a knighthood and that he represents the Irish Gaming board.

The illiterate style of the letter, and the preposterous contents, indicates otherwise!

IRISH NATIONAL LOTTERYCustomer Service Ref: IR/9420X2/68Batch: 074/05/ZY369 Compliment of the day to you and your family.On Behalf of the irish gaming board,I want to congratulate you and other four winners as our may 2007 online draw...Email addresses used for this draw was provided and electronicallydrawn under the watchful eyes of the CEO of our sponsors Microsoft International.

your email was attached to a referencenumber IR/23/987/60.... PLEASE DO ENSURE THAT YOU CONTACT THE ONLINE COORDINATOR

Sir Chase Norris
Via email:chasenorris101@yahoo.co.uk
+44-704-572-3082
Once again congratulation from entire Irish Gaming Staff.

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Lucky me, I seem to have won the Microsoft lottery three times.

Oh, wait a minute, it's a fake.

Damn!

Microsoft Corporation #1 Microsoft Way Redmond, WA 98052.Ref: BTD/976/06Batch: 401978G Dear Lucky Winner, WINNING NOTIFICATION!!! The Microsoft company successfully organised a promotion, over 1,000, 000.00 (One Million Great Britain Pounds) was earmarked for the Draws. Winners were randomly selected from a wide range of web hosts which we enjoy their patronage. computer draw system was used for selection attaching email addresses to ticket numbers. E-mail Address : attached to ticket 008795727498 with serial numbers BTD/9080648302/06 and drew the lucky numbers 14-21-25-39-40-47(20) which subsequently won you 1,000, 000.00 (One Million Great Britain Pounds) DATE:9/APRIL/2007 DRAW NUM: 1 It was held in London (UK) the claims agent assigned to you to, for the release of your prize Mr. Garry Jolly.,Head Winning Claims Dept. Email:microsoft.claimsagent@yahoo.co.ukTel.:+44 704 5710 478 Sincerely, Ereca K. JamesHead Customer care Service Microsoft Corporation #1 Microsoft Way Redmond, WA 98052.Ref: BTD/976/06Batch: 401978G Dear Lucky Winner, WINNING NOTIFICATION!!! The Microsoft company successfully organised a promotion, over 1,000, 000.00 (One Million Great Britain Pounds) was earmarked for the Draws. Winners were randomly selected from a wide range of web hosts which we enjoy their patronage. computer draw system was used for selection attaching email addresses to ticket numbers. E-mail Address : attached to ticket 008795727498 with serial numbers BTD/9080648302/06 and drew the lucky numbers 14-21-25-39-40-47(20) which subsequently won you 1,000, 000.00 (One Million Great Britain Pounds) DATE:9/APRIL/2007 DRAW NUM: 1 It was held in London (UK) the claims agent assigned to you to, for the release of your prize Mr. Garry Jolly.,Head Winning Claims Dept. Email:microsoft.claimsagent@yahoo.co.ukTel.:+44 704 5710 478 Sincerely, Ereca K. JamesHead Customer care Service Microsoft Corporation #1 Microsoft Way Redmond, WA 98052.Ref: BTD/976/06Batch: 401978G Dear Lucky Winner, WINNING NOTIFICATION!!! The Microsoft company successfully organised a promotion, over 1,000, 000.00 (One Million Great Britain Pounds) was earmarked for the Draws. Winners were randomly selected from a wide range of web hosts which we enjoy their patronage. computer draw system was used for selection attaching email addresses to ticket numbers. E-mail Address : attached to ticket 008795727498 with serial numbers BTD/9080648302/06 and drew the lucky numbers 14-21-25-39-40-47(20) which subsequently won you 1,000, 000.00 (One Million Great Britain Pounds) DATE:9/APRIL/2007 DRAW NUM: 1 It was held in London (UK) the claims agent assigned to you to, for the release of your prize Mr. Garry Jolly.,Head Winning Claims Dept. Email:microsoft.claimsagent@yahoo.co.ukTel.:+44 704 5710 478 Sincerely, Ereca K. JamesHead Customer care Service

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

This scammer would have me believe that he/she works for Microsoft, and that Microsoft run a regular sweepstake.

Aside from the fact that Microsoft does no such thing, the writer is clearly illiterate and not a native English speaker (despite the email claiming to be from a UK address).

I also very much like to know what a Great Britain Pound is? The currency should be referred to as pounds sterling, pounds or GBP.

Microsoft Award Team
20 Craven Park, Harlesden London NW10,
United Kingdom.
Ref: BTD/968/06
Batch: 409978E


Dear Lucky winner,

WINNING NOTIFICATION

The prestigious Microsoft and AOL has set out and successfully organised a
Sweepstakes marking the our GOLDEN JUBILEE anniversary.we rolled out over
100,000.000.00 (One Hundred Million Great Britain Pounds). Participants for the
draws were randomly selected and drawn from a wide range of web hosts which we
enjoy their patronage.

The selection was made through a computer draw system attaching personalised
email addresses to ticket numbers.Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet
companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most
widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

Your email address as indicated was drawn and attached to ticket number
008795727498 with serial numbers BTD/9080648302/06 and drew the lucky numbers
14-21-25-39-40-47(20) which subsequently won you 1,000,000.00 (One Million Great
Britain Pounds) as one of the jackpot winners in this draw. You have therefore
won the entire winning sum of 1,000,000.00 (One Million Great Britain Pounds).
The draws registered as Draw number one was conducted in Brockley, London United
Kingdom on april 24th, 2007.

Please be informed by this winning notification,to file your claims,you are to
make contact with your designated agent who shall by duty guide you through the
process to facilitate the release of your prize.To file for your claim Please
Contact your fiduciary agent

Mr.ken Gate
Microsoft Promotion Award Team
Head Winning Claims Dept.
Email:fiduciarymicrosoftclaimsagent_2@yahoo.co.uk
Tell:+44-704-571-5657

Our special thanks and gratitude to Bill Gates and his associates.We wish you
the best of luck.
Sincerely,
Dr.Olivia Holland
Head Customercare Service
Microsoft Promotion Team

Friday, March 30, 2007

The improbaly named Dr Wigan Carvert, who basks in the even more improbable title of EURO AFRO-ASIAN ZONAL CO-ORDINATOR, sent me an email today claiming that I have won the Microsoft Lottery.

He even tried to make the email look genuine by writing it in red, blue and black; there's class for you!

Regrettably for Dr Carvert I am not a dribbling simpleton, this is such an obvious scam as such the email has been destroyed.

E.A.A.S Lottery Headquarters:
Customer Service
Euro - Afro Asian Sweepstake Lottery
an Affiliate of Foundmoney International
Arena Complex Km 18 Route de Rufisque
I.P.P Award Dept.
U.K LONDON

MICROSOFT WINNING NOTIFICATION.

We happily announce to you the draw of the Euro - Afro Asian Sweepstake Lottery International programs Held On Thursday 29th MARCH 2007 in LONDON ENGLAND.Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: EAASL-130876 which subsequently won you the lottery in the 3rd category.You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £150,000 (One Hundred and Fifty Thousand pounds sterling)

This is from a total cash prize of £1500,000,000 ,shared amongs the first ten(10) lucky winners in this category.Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our europe booklet representative in LONDON , ENGLAND as indicated in your play coupon.

In view of this, your £150.000.00 (One Hundred and Fifty Thousand pounds sterling) Cheque would be released to you by our fudiciary agent in LONDON,ENGLAND.Our Fudiciary agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your check as soon as you contact him. All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites and guestbooks through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 individuals and companies.This promotion takes place annually and it is sponsored by Sultan of Brunei, Bill Gates of Microsoft and his associates to encourage the use of internet and computers world wide.

For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning informations confidential till your claims is processed and your cheque delivered to your nominated address through an approved delivering officer appointed specially for this program.

To begin your claim please contact our licensed and accredited agent assigned to you.


MR. ALEN KNOWELS.
EURO AFRO-ASIAN LOTTERY
Information and Payment Bureau:
1290 London Representative Office.
Tel:+447045712919
E-mail: micro-xp-award-agent@micro-xp.com


Congratulations, once more from all members and staffs of this program.Thank you for being part of this promotional lottery program. Our special thanks and gratitude to Sultan of Brunei, Bill Gates of microsoft and all his associates.

DO NOT REPLY TO THIS EMAIL, CONTACT YOUR FIDUCIARY AGENT DIRECTLY .

Sincerely,
FROM:DR WIGAN CARVERT.
EURO AFRO-ASIAN ZONAL CO-ORDINATOR.

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

This scammer is trying to kid me that I have won a Microsoft lottery.

How stupid does he think I am?

Microsoft Award Team
20 Craven Park, Harlesden
London NW10,United Kingdom

Ref: BTD/968/07
Batch: 409978E

Dear Lucky winner,

***WINNING NOTIFICATION***

The prestigious Microsoft and AOL has set out and successfully organised a
Sweepstakes marking the Annual anniversary we rolled out over 100,000.000.00
(One Hundred Million Great Britain Pounds) for our end of year Anniversary
Draws. Participants for the draws were randomly selected and drawn from a wide
range of web hosts which we enjoy their patronage.

The selection was made through a computer draw system attaching personalised
email addresses to ticket numbers.Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet
companies and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most
widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test.

Your email address as indicated was drawn and attached to ticket number
080775787555 with serial numbers BTD/0257903122/07 and drew the lucky numbers
04-06-09-90-09-22(07) which subsequently won you 1,000,000.00 (One Million Great
Britain Pounds) as one of the jackpot winners in this draw. You have therefore
won the entire winning sum of 1,000,000.00 (One Million Great Britain Pounds).
The draws registered as Draw number one was conducted in Brockley, London United
Kingdom on the 10th of March 2007. These Draws are commemorative and as such
special. Please be informed by this winning notification to Contact your
fiduciary agent.

Dr. Clinton Jackson
Microsoft Promotion Award Team
Head Winning Claims Dept.
Email: microsoft_fiduciaryagent2007@yahoo.co.uk
Tel: +44 701 113 9712

Monday, December 18, 2006

How nice, a fake lottery "win".

Just in time for Christmas!

Dear Winner

,

(Batch # UML010/C2)
(Ref. # 428/77/UML)

We are pleased to announce you one of the ten lucky winners in the
lucky day
Lotto draw held
yesterday 14-12-2006 .All ten winning Addresses were randomly
selected
from a batch of
fifty thousand international Email addresses. Your email address emerged
alongside nine
others
as category two Winners
in this year's Annual lucky day Lotto Draw.
Consequently, you have therefore been approved for a total pay out of
5oo,ooo.oo(five hundred thousand euros) only.

Contact the under listed claims officer via email
as soon as possible for the immediate release of your winnings.

Mr.Hillary
Complete Solutions Ltd

Email-

willsonhillary@netscape.net

NB:

Your fund is currently deposited with the paying Bank.
Your ref and batch numbers as stated above, are the key to your winning.Please keep it safe and
handy as you make contact to claim your prize.

Winners are advised also to keep this award confidential until prize are
claimed to avert the incidence of impersonation by unscrupulous elements.

Please note also that all claims are
nullified after 20 working days from today,15-12-2006.

Once again on behalf of all our staff.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Sincerely,
Paul Green
Promotions Manager
The Lucky day Lotto Company

The Lucky day Lotto Awards is proudly sponsored by the Microsoft
Corporation, the Intel Group, Toshiba, Dell Computers,Mackintosh and a
Conglomeration of other international IT companies.

The Lucky day lotto Internet Draw is held once in a year.It is so
organized to encourage the use of The Internet and computers worldwide.

Monday, October 23, 2006

Question:

1 Why would the Microsoft Corporation run a lottery?

2 Why would the Microsoft Corporation, based in the USA, run that lottery from the Netherlands?

Answer: They wouldn't.

The following is a scam, I am sure that Microsoft will be trying to catch the perpetrators to put a stop to their good name being besmirched in this way.

MICROSOFT PROMOTION YOUR EMAIL ID HAS WON!!!
Boeing Avenue 33
6612 PE Schiphol-Rijk.
The Netherlands.

RESULTS FOR CATEGORY A" DRAWS

Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice,the results of the First Category draws of MICROSOFT PROMOTION INT. We are happy to inform you that you have emerged a winner under the FirstCategory, which is part of
our promotional draws. The draws are being officially announced today 21st of October,2006. Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 2,500,000 email addresses of individuals and companies from Africa,America Asia,Australia,Europe,Middle East,and
Oceania as part of our International Promotions Program.Your e-mail address,attached to ticket number QZ-316-NL, with serial number 8222-66 drew
the lucky numbers 9-17-5-73-8-11 and consequently won in the First Category.You have therefore been awarded alump sum pay out of 1,000,000(One MillionEuros), which is the winning payout for Category A winners.This is from the total prize money 1,500,000 shared among the two winners in this category.

CONGRATULATIONS!

Your fund is now deposited with the paying Bank.In your best interest to avoid
Disqualification we request that you keep the entire details of your award
strictly from public notice until the process of transferring your claims has
been completed, and your funds remitted to your
account.this is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by non winners of this program.You are advised to contact claim department by email.Failure to do so may warrant disqualification.

NOTE: For easy reference and identification,find below your Reference and Batch
numbers. Remember to quote these numbers in your correspondence
with your claims Department.
REFERENCE NUMBER: LSLUK/2031/8161/04
BATCH NUMBER: 14/011/IPD
Please contact microsoftclaim department immediately for due processing and remittance of your prize money to a designated account of your choice:
***********************************************************
Dr Peter Hans
Tel.:+31-644749864
Email: microsoftclaim20@netscape.net
microclaim@mail.wowmail.com
***************************************************************
N.B: Any breach of confidentiality on the part of the winners will result to disqualification. Contact your claim department immediately.
Sincerely Yours,
Mrs Betty Rice
PROMOTION CORDINATOR

Friday, September 15, 2006

This scammer wants me to believe that this email comes from Microsoft, and that I have just won $1M on the Microsoft Lottery.

Fact is there is no Microsoft Lottery.

The sadder fact is that some naive dupes fall for these con tricks.

YOUR EMAIL ID HAS WON $1.000,000.00 USD CONGRATULATIONS!!!.

MICROSOFT EMAIL LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
FROM:INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION / PRIZE AWARD.
PROMOTING INTERNET USAGE OVER THE GLOBE
(MICROSOFT ENCOURAGE GLOBALIZATION)

FROM: THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR,
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT
Microsoft B.V. Boeing Avenue 44 9459 PE Schiphol-Rijk.

RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "A" DRAWS

Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice,
the results of the First Category draws of MICROSOFT
LOTTERY INT. We are happy to inform you that you have
emerged a winner under the First Category in our yearly promotional draws. The draws are being officially announced today 13th of September 2006.

Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 2,500,000 email addresses of
individuals and companies from Africa, America, Asia, Australia, Europe, Middle East, and Oceania as part of our International Promotions Program.

Your e-mail address, attached to ticket number 50941465206-529, with serial number 337-454 drew the lucky numbers 3-4-17-28-35-44 and consequently won in the First Category. You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of $1,000,000.00 (One Million United State dollars), which is the winning payout for Category A winners. This is from the total prize money from 2,000,000 shared among the 2 winners in this category.

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Your fund is now deposited with the paying Bank.
In your best interest to aviod mix up of numbers and
names of any kind, We request that you keep the
entire details of your award strictly confidential from public notice until the process of transferring your won money prize has been completed, and your funds remitted into your bank account.

This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by Participants / Nonparticipants of this program.
Please contact your claims agent immediately for due
processing and remittance of your prize money to a
designated account of your choice:
To file for your claim,please contact the fiduciary agent.
**********************************************
Dr.Hendrik Van Bos , Mrs Cheryl Klein Huis
NETPOINT CLAIM MANAGEMENT SERVICES.
(Claims undewriter, Claims assessor,Claims adjustor,claim negotiator)
TEL/ 0031-619-253-449.
Email:netpointagents@netscape.net
***********************************************

You are advised to contact the agents by email.
Failure to do so may warrant disqualification.
NOTE: For easy reference and identification,Do remember to quote your reference and Batch numbers as below in all your correspondence with your claims agent.

REFERENCE NUMBER: LSLUK/2031/8161/06.
BATCH NUMBER: 16/066/IPD.

Congratulations once again from all our staff and
thank you for being part of our promotions program.

Sincerely Yours,

Iries Van Guus
Lottery Coordinator.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Fake lottery alert.

Don't touch this pile of garbage with a bargepole.

CONTACT MR. ROBERT DANIEL VAN.
FROM:BANK GIRO LOTERIJ INTERNATIONAL
PROMOTION PRIZE AWARD DEPT.
REF: DYK/82283922/769
BATCH: 11/621/2PDH
/NL

Dear Winner,

Following official publication of results of the E-
mail electronic online Sweepstakes organized by the Bank giro loterij
corporation, the Slidecircuir award and the Heineken prizes in
conjunction with the foundation for the promotion of software products,
(F.P.S.), held on the 26th of May , 2006, in Amsterdam The Netherlands,
wherein your electrononic email address emerged as one of the online
winning emails in the 1st category and therefore attracted a cash award
of 1,000,000 Euros (One million Euros only),

We write to officially
notify you of this award and to advise you to contact the processing
office immediately upon receipt of this message for more information
concerning the verification, processing and eventual payment of the
above prize to you.

It is important to note that your award
information was released today the 31th of May 2006 with the following
particulars attached to it.

(I) Award numbers: TL 22/15409
(ii) Email
ticket number: TL754/22/76
(iii) BATCH NUMBER: 75/011/INL
(iv) The file
REFERENCE NUMBER:: TL/0534/30/05

Please contact the claim agents
within 5 working days to facilitate the release of your prize, You are
required to mention the above particulars of your award in every
correspondence addressed to the processing agents.

MR. ROBERT DANIEL
VAN.
PUBLIC RELATIONS OFFICER
TELEPHONE:00
FAX:31
FAX:31
Reply Email:

The
Bank giro loterij Awards is sponsored by a consortium of software
promotion companies.

The Intel Group, Toshiba, Dell Computers,
Microsoft and other international companies.

The Bank giro loterij
internet draw is held periodically and is so organized to encourage the
use of the internet and promote computer literacy worldwide.

We are
proud to say that over 20 Million Euro are won annually in more than
150 countries worldwide.

Rememer, all winning must be claimed not
later than 15th June,2006.

Please note, in order to avoid unnecessary
delays and complications,remember to quote your reference number and
batch number in all correspondence.

Once again on behalf of all our
staff,
CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Sincerely,

MRS.Doris Cambell
Promotions
Coordinator

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Another fake lottery scam folks.

Don't be a mug and fall for these.

From The Desk Of Vice President
Euro Millions Lottery.
MADRID - SPAIN.
www.loteria.com

Attn: Beneficiary.

We are please to announce you as one of the 10 lucky winners in the Euro Millones Lottery International Email Address draw on the 15th of April 2006. due to the mixture of e-mail addresses the result was released on the 25th April 2006. All 10 winning addresses were randomly selected from a batch of 50,000,000 international email addresses. Your email address emerged alongside 9 others as a category 2 winner in this year's Annual Euro Millones Lottery Draw.
Consequently, you have therefore been approved for a total pay out of €750,000:00 ( Seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand Euros Only).The following particulars are attached to your lotto payment order:

(I) Batch No: WTWU/3030/INSD
(ii) Ticket No: 245-242-065
(iii) Lucky No: 06-19-25-39-44
(iv) Ref No: MGMT/1770/5800/EUES

The Euro Millones Lottery Program is proudly sponsored by the Microsoft Corporation, the Intel Group, Toshiba, Dell computers, and a conglomeration of other international IT companies.
The Euro Millones Lottery Program internet draw is held Trice in a year and is so organized to encourage the use of the internet and computers worldwide. We are proud to say that over 500 Million Euros are won annually in more than 150 countries worldwide.
To claim your winning prize you are to contact the appointed agent as soon as possible for the immediate release of your winnings.

MR. PATRICK J. WILLIAMS
KIROM NETWORK AND SECURITY COMPANY
TEL:+
E-mail:


N.B:Steps to claiming your prize;

1.Please quote your Reference number in all correspondence with the claims officer.

2. You must contact the appointed agent with your Full Names, Contact Telephone Numbers (Home, Office and Mobile Number and also Fax Number) via email to process the immediate payment of your prize.

3. Be informed that the appointed agent will be required to swear an Affidavits of Lotto Claim and also obtain Approved Legal Clearance Certificate from the Ministry of Justice here in Spain which is in accordance with the European Union Financial Commission Act 2004 on payment of International Lottery Winners.


Please be aware that the PAYING BANK will Effect Payment Swiftly upon satisfactory Report, Verifications and validation provided by this Fiduciary Agent.
For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to your account.

Once again congratulations!!!

Best regards,
Mrs.Rosemod Raul.

Monday, March 27, 2006

This scammer claims that I have won money from the Microsoft lottery.

How stupid does he think I am?

YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS WON $ 1,000,000.00 Reply to: microclaims001@netscape.net


FROM THE DESK OF THE COORDINATOR [MICROSOFT GLOBAL EMAIL LOTTERY]
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT
MICROSOFT B.V. 44 Boeing Avenue, 9459 PE Schiphol-Rijk.
=====================================
Ref. Number: 132/756/40027
Batch Number: 538901527-BC722


Dear lucky winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Our Global Email Lottery program held on the 20th March, 2006.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 37511465899-6410 with serial number 4872-510 drew lucky numbers 7-14-88-23-3545 which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been approved for the sum of $ 1,000,000.00 USD (One Million United States Dollars).

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual email addresses from across the Globe as part of our International Promotions Program. This program takes place every three years. We hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next USD 50 million international lottery.

To file for your claim, please contact our claim office:
=====================================
DR. ROY HANS (MICROSOFT LOTTERY CLAIM OFFICE)
32 Palmstraat, Amsterdam-Netherlands.
Tel:
FAX
E-Mail:
=====================================

Note: For easy reference and identification, find below your reference and Batch numbers. Remember to quote these numbers in every one of your correspondence with your claims agent, also indicate your country and city.
Ref. Number: 132/756/40027
Batch Number: 538901527-BC722

Congratulations once more from our members of staff, and thank you for being part of our promotional program.

Sincerely yours,

Mrs. Susan V. Smith
Lottery Coordinator.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

My thanks to one of my visitors who sent me this scam.

They claim to be based in the UK, yet use the American spelling "center".

Come on chaps you have to do better than that, if you are going to trick people out of money!

Yahoo!mail Lottery Promotion
Support Center
Bevan House
51 Bevan Avenue
Conwy LL28 5AF
United Kingdom
FROM: THE DESK OF THE PROMOTION MANAGER
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRICE AWARD DEPARTMENT.
REF NO: BTL/4410X1/02
BATCH NO: 11/05/0104
RE: AWARD WINNING NOTIFICATION/ FINAL NOTICE
Yahoo Email Lottery Promotion wishes to inform you the results of the E-mail address ballot lottery international program by Yahoo world wide held on Saturday 11th March, 2006. Your email address was attached to ticket number 71210900545-319, with serial number 0382/05 drew with lucky numbers 11-43-42-17-50-43, and consequently you Won the lottery in the (A) category. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from Microsoft users from company and individual email addresses of all kinds of domain.

You have therefore been approved a lump sum of ONE MILLION, FIVE HUNDRED GREAT BRITAIN POUNDS.
Be adviced to keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program, For the release of your prize money, kindly contact your prize release agent:
===========================================================
Agent: Mr Kenneth Taylor
Email: kenntaylor@london.com

Tel:+447031846398

Fax:+447075757030

===========================================================
You are to provide the information below to your funds release agent to process your winnings.
Name:
Address:
Occopation:
Nationality:
Age:
Tel:
Fax:
Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds to you as soon as you contact him. Also remember to quote your lucky number for confirmation on your winning in every correspondences with your funds release agent.
All winning must be claimed not later than 31st of march, 2006. After this date all unclaimed funds will be returned to Yahoo Email Lottery Treasury as unclaimed. Furthermore, should there be any Change of your address; do inform your claims agent as soon as possible.
Congratulations!! again from all our staffs and thank you for being part of our promotional lottery program.
Yours faithfully,
Dr Paul Gray
Zonal Co-ordinator
(Promotions Manager)

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

A little advice to the scammers who keep sending me their shit, learn to write English and learn to spell!

Con tricks only stand a chance of succeeding if they seem plausible.

CONTACT US!!!YOUR EMAIL ID HAS WON 500.000:00USD.

MICROSOFT/LUCKYDAY
EMAIL PROMOTION INTERNATIONAL
FROM:INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD.
PROMOTING INTERNET USAGE OVER THEÂ GLOBE
   (MICROSOFT ENCOURAGE
GLOBALIZATION)

Dear Sir / Madam,

We are happy to inform you that you
have emerged a winner under the second Category,This is part of our
promotional draws. The draws are being officially announced today 11th
of March 2006. Participants were selected through a computer ballot
system drawn from 2,500,000 email addresses of individuals and
companies from Africa, America, Asia,Australia,Europe, Middle East, and
Oceania as part of our International Promotions Program.

Your e-mail
address, attached to ticket number 50941465206-529, with serial number
5772-54 drew the lucky numbers 3-4-17-28-35-44Â and consequently won in
the Second Category.
You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out
of 500.000.00 (Five Hundred ThousandDollors), which is the winning
payout for Category B winners. This is from the total prize money from
2,000,000 shared among the 2 winners in this category .

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Your fund is now deposited with the paying Bank.In
your best interest to aviod mix up of numbers and names of any kind, we
request that you keep the entire details of your award strictly
confidential until the process of transferring your won prize has been
completed, and your funds remitted to your account.

To file for your
claim,please contact the fiduciary agent.

Mr Phelp Grant Mrs Cheryl
Klein Huis
NETPOINT CLAIM MANAGEMENT SERVICES.
(Claims undewriter,
Claims assessor,Claims adjustor,claim negotiator)
TEL/
FAX/
Email:

You
are advised to contact the agents by email
N.B: Remember to quote
these numbers in your correspondence with your claims agent.
REFERENCE
NUMBER: LSLUK/2031/8161/04,BATCH NUMBER: 14/011/IPD
Congratulations
once again from all our staff.

Sincerely Yours,

Iries Van Guus
Lottery Coordinator.