Stupid Punts!

These scam emails would be marginally less annoying if the scammers learnt to write them using decent English.

Suffice to say, this one is a con throw it away if you receive one.

Million Dollar Lottery International
Euro Afro Asia Promotional Draws
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Claims Department
Ref: MDLI/000254813/123
Batch: 65/IT/007654MDLI
WINNING NOTIFICATION:
We happily announce to you the draw of the Million Dollar Lottery
International program drwas held on FRIDAY 4TH OF MARCH, 2006.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 616003251 with Serial
number 05-05/22514 drew the lucky numbers: 08-25-75-31-04-67, which subsequently
won you the lottery in the 3rdcategory . You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of Five HundredThousand United States Dollars ( US$ 500,000.00 )
in cash credited to file Ref: MDLI/000254813/123 .This is from a total cash prize of US $ 12,500,000.00 , shared amongst the first Twenty-Five (25) lucky winners in this category.
All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site through computer draw system and extracted from over 500,000 individual/ company e-mail addresses. This promotion takes place annually.
In view of this, your US$500,000.00 ( Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) would be released to you by our payment office in Europe.
To begin your lottery claim, do contact the claims manager :
JOHN COLLINS
CLAIMS MANAGER
MILLION DOLLAR LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
agentjohncollins@netscape.net
Note that all winning must be claimed not later than 15TH MAY,2006.
After this date all unclaimed funds will be included in the next year
sweepstake.
In order to avoid unnecessary delays and complications do remember to quote
your reference and batch numbers in all correspondencies with your claims agent.
Furthermore, should there be any change of address do not hesitate inform
your claims manager as soon as possible.
Congratulations once more from our members of staff and thank you for being
part of our promotional program.
Yours Sincerely,
DR. MARIA ANGELA ZAURI
million_dollar@zwallet.com
Lottery Coordinator
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any liability on the originator, Million Dollar Lottery International.
If you are the addressee, the contents of this
letter are intended for your use only and it shall not
be forwarded to any third party, without first
obtaining written authorizations from the originator.
It may contain information, which is confidential and
legally privileged and the same shall not be used or
dealt with by any third party in any manner without
the specific consent of Million Dollar Lottery International. CAN