Stupid Punts!

These scamming scumbags are so keen to try to trick me out of my money, that they sent this to me twice today.

Needless to say they will get now't!

FROM: THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR,
MICROSOFT EMAIL LOTTERY INTERNATIONAL
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT
Microsoft B.V. Boeing
Avenue 44 9459 PE Schiphol-Rijk.

REFERENCE NUMBER: LSLUK/2031/8161/04
BATCH NUMBER: 14/011/IPD

RESULTS FOR CATEGORY "A" DRAWS
Congratulations to you as we bring to your notice,the results of the
First Category draws of MICROSOFT LOTTERY INT.
We are happy to inform
you that you have emerged a winner under the First Category, which is
part of our promotional draws held on 5th december 2005. Participants
were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 2,500,000
email addresses of individuals and companies from Africa, America,
Asia, Australia,Europe, Middle East, and Oceania as part of
ourInternational Promotions Program.

Your e-mail address, attached to
ticket number 50941465206-529, with serial number 5772-54 drew the
lucky numbers 3-4-17-28-35-44Â and consequently won in the First
Category.
You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of
1,000,000.00 (One million United State dollars), which is the winning
payout for Category AÂ winners. This is from the total prize money from
2,000,000 shared among the 2 winners in this category CONGRATULATIONS!
Your fund is now deposited with the paying Bank.

In your best interest
to aviod mix up of numbers and names of any kind, we request that you
keep the entire details of your award strictly from public notice until
the process of transferring your claims has been completed, and your
funds remitted to your account.
This is part of our security protocol
to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by
participants/nonparticipants of this program.

Please contact our
claims department immediately for due processing and remittance of
your prize money to a designated account of your choice:

To file for
your claim,please contact.
***********************************************
DR. ROY HANS (MICROSOFT
CLAIMS DEPARTMENT).
AMSTERDAM-NETHERLANDS.
Email:
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Tel.:+
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NOTE: For easy
reference and identification, find below your reference and Batch
numbers. Remember to quote these numbers in every of your
correspondence.

REFERENCE NUMBER: LSLUK/2031/8161/04
BATCH NUMBER:
14/011/IPD

Congratulations once again from all our staff and thank you
for being part of our promotions program.

Sincerely Yours,
MRS.
ELIZABETH MOUS.
THE LOTTERY COORDINATOR,