Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Friday, December 02, 2005

Oh joy, another fake lottery "win".

The scammer informs me that I have "won" a poxy 793K Euros or 795K Euros, depending on which paragraph of the email you read.

Pah!

I don't get out of bed for less than 1M Euros.

If the scammer is reading this, when you are trying to commit fraud the golden rule is get your story right; the different "winnings" quoted are a sure giveaway.

Should you receive one of these, throw it away; it is worthless.

NATIONAL LOTTERY S.L
Calle Granvia-17c
P. O Box1779
Madrid Spain
(Customer Services)
Ref: ES/9420X2/675
Batch: 074/05/ZY3653
REPLY EMAIL TO:

FINAL WINNING NOTIFICATION/ PROCESSING ADVICE:

We happily announce to you the draw (#932) of the EL MASTER NATIONAL LOTTERY(Euromillion), online Sweepstakes International program held on November 12th, 2005 Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545 188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 04-11-12-13-32 (03-09), which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e. Match 2 and stars1 plus bonus. You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of €795,579.50 (Seven hundred and ninety three thousand, five hundred seventhy nine and fifthy Euros) in cash credited to file KTU/9023118308/03.
This is from a total cash prize of €Euros 6,000.000.00 shared amongst the Nine
(9) lucky winners in this category i.e. Match 2 and stars 1 plus bonus. All participants
for the online version were selected randomly from World Wide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online. This promotion takes place weekly. Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your
play coupon.
In view of this, you have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of €793,579.50(Seven hundred and ninety three thousand, five hundred seventhy nine and fifthy Euros) which would be released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe. You money is now insured in your name under insurance bond policy. Our European agents will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of your funds as soon as you contact them. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claims is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.
This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned. To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:
MR JOHN RAPHAEL OR MARTHA BROOKER
TEL
FAX.+
Email: l
You must finalize on your claim before 7th of December 2005.
Good luck and Congratulations once more from me and members of staff of the
NATIONAL LOTTERY.
Yours faithfully,
CARLOS E. MENMDIATA
Online coordinator for NATIONAL LOTTO S.L
Sweepstakes International Program.

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