Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Saturday, December 17, 2005

Aside from being guilty of criminal offence in trying to commit fraud, this scammer should also be found guilty of mangling the English language.

The spelling and grammar in this scam email are a disgrace.

Who is "Ma"?

Does he mean my mother?

Additionally, the scammer appears to be confused about how much money he actually has; is it $24M or $25M?

If you are going to try to commit fraud, at least get your story straight!

From: Ahmed financial consultance ltd.

Attn.President/Director.

Sir/Ma

Compliement of the day,how are you and your family? My reason
of sending this mail to you is as of my urgent need for a reputable
company,honest and trust worthy person that will assist me for an
urgent and confidential business transaction.I am (Mr.Ahmed Saudi)a
financial consultant based in Nigeria, West Africa,my need from you is
as result that one of my client who is a highly respected government
official in Nigeria who demanded for a forigner that can assist him and
his collegues for a claim and transfer of huge sum of money(Twenty Four
Million United States Dollars)which my client & collegues have
discoverd in their ministry as unclaimed contract amount.


The
unclaimed contract came as a result of mistakenly double award of
contract/approval of contracts by the government. what we want from you
is your honesty to stand as the original contractor on the said awarded
contract which as a result had been executed under build and transfer[B
and T] agreement with the minstry.I would also want you to note
carefully,In refrence to Nigerian Civil Service Law, Ethics &
Previllage,DEGREE 4,SECTION 20 of our laws, No individual or persons
will ever come forward to claim it except you or company as forigner.


All vital doccuments backing your claims will be provided hence my
client is a top official of the ministry, for the transaction will be
carried according to the rule of law as you should not entertain any
fear of breaking the law. For your standing as the contractor to
recieve the money in to your account 28%of the fund will be yours and
12% will be mapped out for any expensis which may arise in the cause of
the claim and transfer.

On your response to this mail the transaction
will not take your time as it will be carried under ten working days .
You should in your response of consent includs the followings [NOTE THE
MONEY INVOLVED IS $24 MILLION DOLLARS]TWENTY FIVE MILLION US DOLLAR.

1------------------address

2------------------fax/telephone number


Thanks and my regards,

Mr.Ahmed Saudi,

Ahmed financial consultance
ltd.

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