Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!


Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Clearly this scammer is a fan of Charles Dickens, and his seasonal story "A Christmas Carol", that is why I assume she/he is invoking Tiny Tim's salutation "God Bless".

Dickens fan or not, this is of course a scam and should be dispensed with in the same manner that Scrooge dispensed with the charity collectors.

My name is Mrs. Aisha Yusuf ,widow to late
Dr Ishmeal Yusuf fomer owner of Petroleum and
Gas company ,here in Bahrian.I am 68years old,
suffering from long time cancer of the breast.
From all indications my condition is really
deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I
won't live more than 2 months according to my
doctors.This is because the cancer stage has
gotten to a very bad stage.i dont want your
pity but i need your trust.
My late husband died early last year from heart
attack, and during the period of our marriage we
couldn't produce any child. My late husband was
very wealthy and after his death,I inherited all
his business and wealth.The doctor has advised
me that I will not live for more than 2 months,
so I have now decided to spread all my wealth,
to contribute mainly to the development of
charity in Africa, America, Asia and Europe.
am sorry if you are embarrased by my mail.
i found your e-mail address in the web
directory,and i have decided to contact you,
but if for any reason you find this mail
offensive,you can ignore it and please
accept my appology.
before my late husband died he was a major oil
tycoon,in kuwait and deposited the sum of 80
million dollars (Eigthy million dollars)
in a company some years ago,thats all
i have left now,i need you to collect this funds
and distribute it yourself to charity .
so that when i die my soul can rest in peace.the
funds will be entirely in hands and management.
i hope God gives you the wisdom to touch very
many lives,that is my main concern.
10% of this money will be for your time and
effort and 5% will be for any miscellanous expenses that may occur during the process of transfering the fund while 85% goes to charity.PLEASE REPLY ME THROUGH MY PERSONAL

God bless you.
Mrs.Aisha Yusuf.

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