Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

"Dearest"?

"Empting myself"?

Yes you've guessed it, this pile of old bollocks is another scam letter from a scumbag scammer.

Suffice to say, if you receive one, throw it in the bin.

Dearest

I am delighted to write to you. My name is Mary Sandra Allen,
I am sorry if this mail will come to you as an embarrassment or a
surprise, IÂ just felt like empting myself to you, after reading your
profile ,I decided to confide in you, as am faced with total
frustration and hardship. My Ernest prayer is that you find this mail
in good health and blessings. I am presently residing in Abidjan,Cote
d'Ivoire.I left my country with my father after the death of my mother
during the war in our country and we came here because my father owned
a business here,(cocoa business), during the going political crisis
here which has turn out into a civil war since 2003,my father was
attacked and killed here at the hit of the crisis as the rebels were
killing prominent foreigners with the reason that they were
financially
supporting the government against them and the rebels are
accusing the
government of doing the killing.
Presently, I am staying
in a REFUGEE
camp assisted by the Red cross organisation, due to the
way which the
camp is securitized by united nations forces and after
the death of my
father, our house was set ablaze, I was unable to meet
my needs pay my
bills and accommodation and in my dilemma which was
another reason for
going to the camp, where I could not at least feed
and sleep as I did
not know anyone here.
I take permission to go to
the town where they
have internet access to enable me correspond with
you.
Secondly, my
late father concealed some amount of money in a
trunk box and deposited
it in a safe keeping house to the turn of $8.5
million dollars which I
will want you to help me move out of this
country because of the war
here. But the safe keeping house does not
know the true content of the
trunk to be cash as my father declared
upon deposit as containing art
craft for export. My father confided so
much in me after the death of
my mother, we were so close that he
never did anything without my
knowledge and opinion.
All that I want
is your sincere and genuine help
in helping me safe guide this trunk
which means that you will have to
come here so that we can meet face
to face first before proceeding with
this claim, as we have to do the
claiming of the trunk which the money
is concealed claimed out of the
safe keeping house first and the money
moved out of this country as I
am the named next of kin to this
deposit. I cannot allow the money
remain here, why, because of the war
here which possess a great risk
to as my life and future solely lies on
it. If you have heard from the
news for the past few months now there
has been intense fighting and
bombing by the French troops which I will
like to live here as soon as
we have this money moved out of this
country.
I will also like upon
your arrival here to open an account in
any of the international banks
of your choice here where this money
will be lodged into for transfer
to your country, I know that this is
our first mail, but I have
decided to confide in you from the choice of
your word on your
profile. I want you to know that for years now, I
have lived in
absolute frustration, tires and pains without any person
around me, no
parent, uncles or friend, but God had kept me until now,
which I
believe that I will smile once again.
Thirdly, I do not want to
attach
myself to you out of desperation so that I do not get used
rather I
intend you helping me to claim this money as I intend living
for your
country to start an entire new life and complete my education,
as you
will have to help in the investment of this money. But I really
need
your help at this trial and difficult time of mine.
I am totally
frustrated that my whole mind for now lies on my survival which is
securing this money. Please I am confiding completely in you and I
really need your assistance at this point of my life as you alone
knows
of this venture.
I have enclosed my copies of my personal
pictures and
my late father's pictures for your view while I will
expect to have
yours in return.
I wait to hear from you.
Thank you.E-
mail me
Mary

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