Stupid Punts!

I do wish that these scammers would learn to write English, it is immensely tiresome receiving a scam that is badly written.

YOU 'VE MADE IT!!!

FROM THE DESK OF THE DIRECTOR
PROMOTION/PRIZE
AWARD DEPT.
SELECT LOTTO/DE LOTTO NL
Ref.No NLD/2300786008/06.
Batch No
10/044/SLN
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Dear Winner,

We are pleased to inform you the result
of the computer random selection for the SELECT LOTTO/DE LOTTO NL
International program held on 3rd of January, 2006.Your personal or
company email address, attached to ticket number 205-11465886-629, with
serial number 3772-99 drew the lucky numbers 7-14-17-23-31-44, and
consequently won the lottery in the 2nd category.
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The email
lottery draws was conducted from an exclusive list of 900,000.000 e-
mail addresses of individual, companies, and corporate bodies picked by
an advanced automated random computer search ballot system from the
Internet. All participants email addresses were extracted/selected
through a computer balloting system drawn from 900,000.000 email
addresses from all over the world as part of our International
Promotions Program, which is conducted annually. No tickets were sold.
It was a promotional program from our software department in promoting
the benefit of the Internet usage. ( NOT TICKET WERE SOLD)
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You
have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of (One Million
Untied Stated Dollars) $1.000.000.00 in cash credited to file REF NO:
NLD/2300786008/06 and Batch No 10/044/SLN, This is from total prize
money of Two million Dollars shared among two international lucky
winners in this category.

CONGRATULATIONS!!! Your funds have now been
deposited and insured with our affiliate security firm for transfer
into your nominated bank account either by means of wire transfers
through any of our correspondent banks or any other means suitable to
you.

We also advice that you keep your winning information very
confidential as our security policy demands to avoid double
claims/impersonation and unwarranted taking advantage of this program
by participants.

To begin your claims, you are urgently requested to
contact our claims agent (Textron Securities) Amsterdam-Netherlands
immediately with your telephone number and fax numbers, and make sure
you quote your, REF NO: NLD/2300786008/06,Batch No: 10/044/SLN your
name and contact details in all your correspondence with the finance
institute.

Your allocated claims agent details are as follows.
Company Name: Textron Securities Bv
Officer in Charge: Mr.Jeffery Bosch
Tel/Fax:
E-mail:Â

Remember,
all winnings must be claim not later than 5th of May 2006. After this
date all unclaimed funds will be return to the promotion company.

Yours sincerely,
Mrs.Noraly Mattews
(Claims Coordinator)
SELECT
LOTTO/DE LOTTO NL