Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Friday, April 14, 2006

Groan!!!

How many times have I won this fake lottery?

I have lost count!

FROM: PROMOTIONS DEPARTMENT OF STAATS LOTERIJ INTERNATIONAL,
WINNING NOTICE FOR CATEGORY"A" WINNER-
Ref. No.- LSLUK/2031/8161/04
BATCH NUMBER: 14/011/IPD.
www.staatsloterij.nl

Attention:
Staats loterij International has just concluded its final draws of it's
periodical promotional program.An exclusive list of email addresses of thousands
of individual and corporate bodies were picked by automated random computer
search from the internet with serial number 5772-54 drew the lucky numbers
3-4-17-28-35-44and consequently won in the First Category.

No tickets were sold. Your email address emerged as one of seven winners in the
silver stakes category"A" as email addresses were soughted, from a total number
of 1,000,000 addresses drawn from all over the globe. After an automated
computer ballot of our International Promotions Program, only SEVEN winners
emerged in this category and therefore each are to receive payouts of
$1,000,000.00 USD DOLLAR from the total of $7,000,000.00 USD DOLLAR SEVEN
MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLAR).
However, every email address selected was accompanied by a reference and ticket
number,after the cyber lotto selection, the below ticket and reference numbers
emerged as one of the lucky winners in the above category.CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Reference number for your prize is:Ref. No.- LSLUK/2031/8161/04
BATCH NUMBER: 14/011/IPD.
ticket number 50941465206-529

For your prize claim processing, we have employed the service of an
lnternational Trust firm. They are to handle the transfer of your cash prize of
$1,000,000.00 Dollar in line with our procedures and upon your directions.Your
prize has been insured to its full value with your email address and will be
transferred to you under their professional service.
To immediately initiate the processing of your prize claim, please contact the
under-mentioned at our claims department;

Mr.F.Vincent
Amsterdam-Netherlands.

Email: staatclaims@netscape.net
Lottclaims@netscape.net

Tel.: +31-626 498 038.

In your best interest(s), you must initiate contact within three weeks of
receipt of this Correspondence. Attorney/Fiduciary Agents, are to handle all
matters with regards to legalization of your winning documents.You are also
advised to send a copy of this email, to the Director of operations at the
claims department, Mr.Frank Vincent,when contacting him.
You may be required to provide any of the above information during the process
of collecting your prize. We congratulate you once again and it is our hope that
you participate in any of our international programs in the nearest future.

Thank you and CONGRATULATIONS!!!.

Sincerely,
Mrs.Kate Veldhuizen.
Promotions Manager,
Staats loterij international,
Netherlands.

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