Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Monday, March 27, 2006

This scammer claims that I have won money from the Microsoft lottery.

How stupid does he think I am?

YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS WON $ 1,000,000.00 Reply to: microclaims001@netscape.net


FROM THE DESK OF THE COORDINATOR [MICROSOFT GLOBAL EMAIL LOTTERY]
INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT
MICROSOFT B.V. 44 Boeing Avenue, 9459 PE Schiphol-Rijk.
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Ref. Number: 132/756/40027
Batch Number: 538901527-BC722


Dear lucky winner,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Our Global Email Lottery program held on the 20th March, 2006.
Your e-mail address attached to ticket number 37511465899-6410 with serial number 4872-510 drew lucky numbers 7-14-88-23-3545 which consequently won in the 1st category, you have therefore been approved for the sum of $ 1,000,000.00 USD (One Million United States Dollars).

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money Remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program by some participants.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 20,000 company and 30,000,000 individual email addresses from across the Globe as part of our International Promotions Program. This program takes place every three years. We hope with part of your winning you will take part in our next USD 50 million international lottery.

To file for your claim, please contact our claim office:
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DR. ROY HANS (MICROSOFT LOTTERY CLAIM OFFICE)
32 Palmstraat, Amsterdam-Netherlands.
Tel:
FAX
E-Mail:
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Note: For easy reference and identification, find below your reference and Batch numbers. Remember to quote these numbers in every one of your correspondence with your claims agent, also indicate your country and city.
Ref. Number: 132/756/40027
Batch Number: 538901527-BC722

Congratulations once more from our members of staff, and thank you for being part of our promotional program.

Sincerely yours,

Mrs. Susan V. Smith
Lottery Coordinator.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous4:50 pm

    Hello,

    I got a similar letter from the MILLION DOLLAR LOTTERY. Can you give me your e-mail address? I would like to ask some things. (lookee@index.hu)
    Thanks.
    Timi

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  2. you can contact me via the feedback form on the menu, or via my email address which can be found via my main site.

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