Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Tuesday, December 09, 2003

I received a very prompt response from my "dear friend" van Oosten today.

It seems, funnily enough, that he is unable to send me £1000. Yet he kindly notes that my proposition is as good as his.

I feel mine was better, as I would have been in profit by £1000; rather than having my bank account raided by this crook.

Sir,

Your proposition is as good as mine but I don't have access to the said safe unless somebody like you can come forward for its claim as next of kin to the deceased fellow.

Thanks again for your precious time.

I remain,

Van Oosten

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