Ah the sweet smell of bullshit!

I am George Alex. , an attorney at law. A deceased client of mine, that shares the same last name as yours, who here in after shall be referred to as my client, died as the result of a heart-related condition on March 12th 2005. His heart condition was due to the death of all the members of his family in the tsunami disaster on the 26th December 2004 in
Sumatra Indonesia. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake
I can be reached on (linkgeorgealex99@yahoo.com.hk) for details.
My late Client has a deposit of Eighteen Million Dollars ( US$18 Million) left behind.
Best regards,
Jim Leon.
Attorney at Law
TEL: +44-702 407 0676
linkgeorgealex99@yahoo.com.hk

I have lost count of the number of times that I have won the UK Lottery, truly I must be blessed!

Congratulations!!!

We are pleased to inform you of 4TH-JULY-2008 UK NATIONAL LOTTERY draw. Your email address was picked.

YOUR WINNING DETAILS;

BATCH NUMBER: 065/088/XY24
TICKET NUMBER: 023-1111-790-458
REFERENCE NUMBER: UK/839030X2/14

consequently won £480,152.00 in the 2nd category.Contact the underlisted for claims procedure.

Contact; Ms. Roxanne Millse

Mail: msroxannemills@gmail.com

Congratulations.

Sir. Nikita A Thompson.
Online Coordinator.

Lies all lies!

HELLO,

I HAVE A CLASSIFIED INFORMATION FOR YOU ABOUT AN UNCLIAMED FUND.

I WANT YOU TO OFFICIALLY GET BACK TO ME WITH YOUR PERSONAL DETAILSFOR MORE INFORMATIONS.

REGARDS
ADEWALE JOHNSON

Even by the low and miserable standard of the scammers, this scam stretches credibility beyond previous limits.

"Your transactions have been monitored by world internet police (Interpol) and copies of the file have been faxed to united nation headquarters, World Bank headquarters and the UK prime minister."

How stupid does this scammer think I am?

Atm card payment for fund beneficiaries!
------------------------------------------------
The World BankInternational remittance department
Corporate head quarters
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International credit settlementOffice of the director of operations
World Bank united state of America.
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Attention beneficiary:

Your transactions have been monitored by world internet police (Interpol) and copies of the file have been faxed to united nation headquarters, World Bank headquarters and the UK prime minister. A repay and compensation agreement of 5.5Million USD to you have been made between the above offices and to everyone that have loose or lost money by the below means.

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract/inheritance/winning/loan file and found out that why you have not received your payment are because you have not fulfilled the obligations given to you in respect of your winning/loan/contract/inheritance payment.

Secondly we have been informed that you are still dealing with none officials nor illegal members in the bank all your attempt to secure the release of the fund to you. We wish to advice you that such an illegal act like this have to be stop if you wish to receive your payment since we have decided to bring a solution to your problem. The world bank have arranged a compensation payment for all beneficiaries who is having problems with any of the banks that are in control with the world bank and who have been victim of online lost.

This fund will be paid through our swift Debit Card payment center Asia pacific, which is the latest instruction by the new president Robert b. Zoellick a former U.S. trade representative and deputy secretary of the U.S. state department, who was elected in July 2007, as the World Bank’s 11th president. For the payment of irrevocable beneficiaries loose fund through atm visa card, this money is to repay any fund loose or lost by any illegal means of transfer from any bank that was in control with the World Bank.

This card center will send you an atm card which you will use to withdraw your money in any atm machine in any part of the world, but the maximum is twenty thousand five hundred dollars per day, so if you wish to receive your fund this way please let us know by contacting the World Bank compensation payment center and also send the following Information:

Section A
1. Full name:
2. Full address to deliver the atm:
3. Phone or fax #:
4. Your age:
5. Gender:
6. Occupation:
7. Monthly Income:

Contact the UK payment department officer in charge, to pickup your own atm card CONTACT PERSON: BARR. KINGSLEY DOMINIC
CHAIRMAN INTEGRATED PAYMENT DEPARTMENT EMAIL: atm_releasedept3112@vista.aero
TEL PHONE: +44 703 192 2027

The atm card payment center has been mandated to issue out $5,500,000.00 to beneficiary operating with the enroll banks of the World Bank as part payment for the fiscal year 2008. You are advice to contact Dr. Allen Ubah now that the new elected president has taken over the government for the release of your fund.

Also for your information you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s). This is to avoid any hitches in finalizing your payment. Note: that because of impostors, we hereby issue you our code of conduct, which is (Atm/pay/2008/012)-

So you have to indicate this code when contacting the card center by using it as your subject.

Ah, a "secured business suggestion"...for that read "scam".

Dear Friend,

I am Mr. Alexander .A. Flockhart Executive Director and Chief Financial Officer of the Hang Seng Bank Ltd.I have a Secured business suggestion for you.

Should you be interested,please send me information below via my private email address: (alexanderflockhart_810hk@yahoo.com.hk)
1. Full names and Age
2. Private phone number
3. Current residential address.

And finally after that I shall provide you with more details on this transaction.

Your earliest response to this letter will be highly appreciated.

Kind Regards,

Mr. Alexander .A. Flockhart.

How refreshing, a good old fashioned Nigerian scam!

This one offers me the chance to commit fraud by passing myself off as next of kin. However, the scammer does assure me that "this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law."

So that's alright then!

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am Isa Adamu a solicitor at law. I am the Personal Attorney to Mr.Daniel A.Overman, a National of your Country, who has lived in Nigeria for the past fifty years, and whom here in after shall be referred to as my client. In April 2004, my client, was involved in a fatal car accident.

All occupants of the vehicle lost their lives, my client was one of them.I have contacted you to assist in repatriating most specially, the money left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge deposits were lodged. Particularly, the Standard Trust Bank where the deceased had an account valued at about $14.7 million dollars has issued me a notice to provide the Next of kin, or have the account confiscated.

I seek your consent to present you as the Next of kin of the deceased since you are a foreign person so that the proceeds of this account valued at $14.7 million dollars can be paid to you, as my clients Next of Kin, and then we can share the amount on a mutual agreed percentage. All legal documents to back up your claim as the deceased Next of Kin, will be provided.

All I require is your honest and cooperation to enable us see this deal through. Indicate your interest by providing me the following information to enable us commence this transaction.
YOUR FULL NAME:....................
YOUR ADDRESS:......................
YOUR OCCUPATION:...................
YOUR TELEPHONE & FAX NUMBER:.......
YOUR AGE:..........................

Reply to this email address (isaadamu@click21.com.br) I guarantee you that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law.

Please get back to me to enable us discuss further about this transaction.

Best Regards,

Isa Adamu.

Ah £1M from UK Lotto, how nice!

It has been many weeks since I have "won" UK Lotto, I was beginning to worry that the spammer had forgotten about me.

UK-LOTTO Headquarters:
Customer Service
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369

WINNING NOTIFICATION:

We happily announce to you the draw of the UK-LOTTO Sweepstake Lottery International programs held on the 4th JUNE. 2008 in LEEDS UNITED-KINGDOM. Your e-mail address attached to ticket number: 56475600545188 with Serial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers:19-6-26-17-35-7 which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category.You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of £1,000,000.00 (One Million Pound Sterling) in cash credited to file ktu/9023118308/03.This is from a total cash prize of £15 Million Pounds, shared amongst the first Ten (10) lucky winners in this category. You are advised to provide the agent below with the under listed information.
1.Name in full.
2.Address in full.
3.Nationality & Present Country.
4.Age.
5.Sex.
6.Phone.
7.Fax

To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:

MR TED BRANSON
Email: tedbran.uknl.2007@hotmail.com

Sincerely,
Peter Shawn Ross
UK-LOTTO Co-ordinator

"Frederick Walter" is keen to con me, this is the fifth identical massage that I have had from him in two days.

RE: Mail From Mr. Frederick Walter,
HSBC Bank,
London
United Kingdom

REPLY TO: freddwalter2@yahoo.com.sg

Good Day,

My Name is Frederick Walter, the Audit Manager of a reputable bank here in London. Pardon me if the email does not conform to your moralstandards, I do not know you and you do not know me but for reasons which will become obvious to you as you read on, I obtained Your email address from an Internet address listing hoping and Believing God that you will be trustworthy, reliable and willing to assist Me.

Please Sir exercise some patience while you read through my message.I would like to strike a business deal with you if you would approve and consider it.There was a Non Resident Account opened in my Branch and for the past 8 years, this account has been dormant without operation and at the same time nobody has come to claim the money in the account.This made me to trace the source and origin of the funds and the beneficiary status starting since the year 2005 and today I have gathered every report confirming that the account owner was a Top Oil merchant in his country and now has passed away eight years ago leaving no legal inheritance instructions on the account.As at the last balance,the amount in the account is US$15,250,127.12

On further enquiries no family members exist and no one knows of the existence of this account and money because he died along with his entire family in an air crash, alaska airline flight 261 in 2000.Since his death,nobody has come for any claims as nobody knew of the account.

The name of our late customer is Mr.Morris Thompson, his wife's name Thelma Thompson, daughter's name Sheryl Thompson,the owner of Doyon Ltd, in Alaska.

PLEASE REPLY TO: freddwalter2@yahoo.com.sg http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/thom02.shtml http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_hb5261/is_200009/ai_n2038569

We have been expecting his next of kin to come over and file for claims for his money as the heir, because we cannot release the funds from his account unless someone applies for claim as the next of kin to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines and that is the reason why I have contacted you to act as the next of kin.If nothing is done now, this account will be converted into the bank treasury bythe end of the last quarter of this year if no one comes forward for the claiming of the funds.

Therefore, I come to you to know if you will agree to this offer so that I will present you officially as the legal Next of Kin/beneficiary to claim the funds while official documents will be processed/secured and prepared by an attorney here in England to support our claims.

This is a straight and legitimate deal without any risk attached/associated with it as long as it will prosecuted legaly and official according and within the precepts of the monetary policies of the British Government.

Our sharing ratio will be 70:30 incase you are interested. Please confirm your direct telephone numbers, full name and address for further discussion of this offer in details.

PLEASE REPLY TO: freddwalter2@yahoo.com.sg

Regards,

Frederick Walter.

Pah!

Hello,

I am Adamu Ciroma Former Finance Minister Nigeria i have an urgent and confidential business to discuss with you, before i disclose or open up any communication with you i would like to know if it is secured to discuss with you via email or phone. Please provide me with your private telephone number for more information.

Thank you.
Alhaji Adamu Ciroma.

This illiterate scammer warns me about "problems associated with fraudulent claims".

Quite!

"Fuduciary"?

"Remmittance"?

PROMOTIONS HEADQUATERSACCULOTTO PROMO UK7 POUNTNEY HILL CANNON STREET LONDON E.C.4Office of Prize Disbursement (OPD)London, United Kingdom.
www.acculotto.com
TO WINNER IN OUR PROGRAM:UK National CommitteeACCULOTTOINTERNATIONAL(www.acculotto.com) e-games 16TH MAY-2008 ACCULOTTO Wheel E-game which was conducted at our international corporate office complex here in LONDON,THE UNITED KINGDOM.Here is an irish winner from our wheel e-games.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/4730113.stm
Reply Email: eurojackkpot@yahoo.de
You have been approved for a payment of 500,000 British Pound Sterlings(FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND POUNDS STERLING) and an ACURA TSX CAR in cash credited to file reference number:Ref No: 87K4/336/T0714/003 which is deposited with a Finance & Security Company in your favour as beneficiary and covered with HIGH INSURANCE POLICY.Note that this program was largely promoted and sponsored by a group of philanthropist,industrialists from the internet hardware industry and some other big multinational firms who wish to be anonymous.You may wish to establish contact via e-mail with the particulars presented below citing the reference numbers to this letter.
Ref No: 87K4/336/T0714/003
Contact Email Of Your Claims Fuduciary Agent:Customer Service Unit============================
Email: eurojackkpot@yahoo.de
Processing Manager: Mrs Moreo Edna
Tel: +44 704 578 7238 +44 704 578 9255
To file for your claim,you are required to fill in the claims remmittance form below:
FULL NAMESAGE:SEX:AMOUNT WON:CONTACT ADDRESS:CONTACT PHONE NUMBER:
Be further advised to maintain the strictest level of confidentiality until the end of proceedings to circumvent problems associated with fraudulent claims.CONGRATULATIONS !!!

This scammer would have me believe that he is a the finance director of a bank in Dublin. I wonder why his phone number is British, and his email German?

Notwithstanding his alleged position of responsibility, he happily invites me to commit fraud.

I am also warned to keep his mail confidential...oops!

Dear Friend,

I introduce myself as Kevin Barrett, finance director at ACCBank, Charlemont Place, Dublin, Ireland. A contracted staff of Perez and Hamilton contacted you earlier concerning Mr. Mohamed Abdul Ramah and an investment placed under our bank's management 10 years ago. I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail.

I contact you independently of our investigation and emphasize the reason of this communication. I would like to intimate you with certain facts that I believe would be of interest to you. In 1997, the subject matter; Mohamed came to our bank to engage in business discussions with our private banking division. He informed us that he had a financial portfolio of Nine million United States dollars. After some time we did not hear from Mr Ramah again, I was then given the task to investigate his where about only to find out that he has died and he left no next of kin in his file, that is where you come in, I want you to act as the next of kin to the deceased.

I explain more to you as soon as I get back your response with readiness to assist, for your assistance, you will have 35% of the funds and 65% goes to me. I await your response.

Please call me on Tel:+447045723529 or reply to my private email address: kevin_barrett468@yahoo.de Note:

Do not at any time contact me through my official email or phone for confidentiality.

Kevin

A small, neat and totally dishonest scam email.

You won the sum of £1,500,0000 GBP in our British Lottery Seasonal E-mail Programme Award.For claims,contact Mr. Edison Walker Email: edisonwalkeroffice022@yahoo.de. Provide the Following Information 1:Full Name 2:Country 3:Home Address 4:Sex 5:Age6:Occupation7:Tel 8:Nationality