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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.
Showing posts with label Coca Cola. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Coca Cola. Show all posts

Monday, May 23, 2011

Coca Cola - Cola Coca

Here is an example of how the Nigerian scammer fails to check the text of the scam email that he sends out.

This one purportedly comes from Coca Cola:

"Congratulation

Your email address has won YOU Sum of £750,000.00 GBP the ongoing Coca Cola Bottling Company New Year Promotion United Kingdom.

For claims provide;
1. Name:
2. Address:
3. Phone/No:
4. Age:
5. Occupation
6. Sex:
7. Country:
8. State:

To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent:

Contact: Dr. Henry Jerry
Email:coca-colasweeeptakers@hotmail.com
Phone No:+44-701-423-7356
"

Aside from the poor grammar, the scammer made one fundamental error in the header of the email:

COLA COCA award PROMOTION

Saturday, October 27, 2007

This scammer would have me believe that I have won the UK Coca Cola Lottery, there is of course no such thing.

Also, one word of advice for this scammer, the word "national" has an "l" at the end.

YOU HAVE WON
UK COCA-COLA LOTTERY AWARD WINNINGS
Liverpool, L70 1NL
UNITED KINGDOM
(Customer Services)
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
CONTACT LORRAINE DODDS: mss_lorrainedodds@yahoo.co.in

UK COCA-COLA LOTTERY AWARD WINNINGS


We happily announce to you the draw (#966) of the UK NATIONA COCA-COLA LOTTERY,online Sweepstakes International program held on 25th of OCT,2007. our e-mail address attached to ticket number:56475600545 188 withSerial number 5368/02 drew the lucky numbers: 01-02-08-09-41-48-29 ( bonusno.29), which subsequently won you the lottery in the 2nd category i.e match 5 plus bonus.


You have therefore been approved to claim a total sum of (£1,000,000.00 pounds sterling) in cash credited to fileKTU/9023118308/03. This is from a total cash prize of £2,810,963 shared amongst the (5) lucky winners in this category ie Match 5 plusbonus All participants for the online version were selected randomly from WorldWide Web sites through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000 unions, associations, and corporate bodies that are listed online.


This promotion takes place weekly.Please note that your lucky winning numberfalls within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated inyour play coupon. In view of this, your (£1,000,000.00 pounds sterling) will be released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe.


Our European agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the release of our funds as soon as you contact him. For security reasons, you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till your claim is processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem fit to claim your prize.


This is part of our precautionary measure to avoid double claiming and Unwarranted abuse of this program. Please be warned. Please file your claim form, and send to our fiduciary agent:


FULL NAMES:..........................
AGE:.................................
SEX:.................................
TICKET NUMBER:.......................
AMOUNT WON...........................
COMPANY NAME:........................
OCCUPATION:..........................
Ref:.................................
Batch:...............................


CONTACT LORRAINE DODDS: mss_lorrainedodds@yahoo.co.in


Mrs. Lorraine Dodds
Email:mss_lorrainedodds@yahoo.co.in
Tel:+44 702 407 0294
+44 702 407 0512


For Further enquiries and confirmation, Please contact the claim agent Congratulations from me and members of staff of the UK NATIONAL COCA-COLA LOTTERY.


Yours faithfully,
VIVIAN RACHEAL(Mrs)

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

This scammer can't even be bothered to put together a convincing story, nor a convincing name.

You have won the final draws of COCA-COLA LOTTERY.

To claim a total sum of £450,000.

Contact

Mr.Jolly James
Email:cocacolawinnings_claimsunit@yahoo.co.uk

Monday, June 11, 2007

Good grief, how many times am I going to win the fake Coca Cola lottery?

THE COCA COLA COMPANYPROMOTION/PRIZE AWARDDEPT COCA COLA AVENUESTANFORD BRIDGELONDON SW1V 3DWUNITED KINGDOM COCA COLA COMPANY OFFICIAL NOTIFICATION
We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual draws held by The Coca-Cola Company Worldwide Promotions, your email was among the 20 lucky winners who won the sum of one Million British Pounds (1,000,000.00 GBP) in THE COCA-COLA COMPANY PROMOTIONS

However, your email was attached to ticket number(CC/7PWYZ2006) and ballot number (CC/BT:12052006/20) The online draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of 29,031 E-mail addresses of individuals and coorporate bodies world wide This promo.is approved by the British Gaming Board and also Licensed by the International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR).

In other to claim your prize winnings which is presently deposited with CLYDESDALE BANK PLC here in the United kingdom, You will be required to fill out the Claims Verification form below and send it to the Fiduciary A gent of THE COCA COLA COMPANY for verification and processing

1.Name............................
2.Address.........................
3.Age...............................
4.Sex...............................
5.Occupation....................
6.Country Of Resident.......
7.Nationality......................
8.Tel/Fax...........................

Mr. Kingsley Walker(Processing Manager)
Tel +447011140293
Email: agent_kwalker54@yahoo.co.uk
Please you are adviced to complete the form and send it immediately to our Fudiciary Agent via email for verification and remittance of your winnings.
Congratulations
Sir Wilford Adams

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

I have won the Coca Cola and BAT lottery draw...again!

Did I not win this only last week?

How lucky can a fellow be in such a short period of time?

THE COCA COLA COMPANY OFFICIAL PRIZE NOTIFICATION


We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual final draws held by Coca-Cola in conjunction with the British American Tobacco Worldwide Promotion.

Your email was among the 20 Lucky winners who won £250,000.00{Two hundred and fifty thousand Great Britain Pounds} each in the THE COCA\COLA COMPANY 2007 PROMO.

However the results were released and your email was attached to ticket number (7PWYZ2007) and ballot number (BT:12052007/20) The online draws was conducted by a random selection of email addresses from an exclusive list of 29,031,643 E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate bodies picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet.

However, no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to different ticket numbers for representation and privacy.

The selection process was carried out through random selection in our computerized email selection machine (TOPAZ) .

This Lottery is approved by the British Gaming Board and also licensed by the The International Association of Gaming Regulators (IAGR).This lottery is the 3rd of its kind and we intend to sensitize the public.
To begin the claim processing of your prize you are to contact the fiduciary agent as stated below:

Mr CHARLYHAM BERMAN
22 Garden Close, Stamford,
Lincs,PE9 2YP,
London,
United Kingdom
Email:cocacolaconsult@yahoo.co.uk

Do call our customer care/cocacola online promotions desk for inquiries on how to claim your price.

Below are their contact telephone numbers:

+447011139638
+447011146970

Due to possible mix up of some numbers and email contacts, we ask that you keep this award strictly from public notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming or unscrupulous acts by some participants of this program.

*Staff of Coca-Cola and the British American Tobacco Company are not to partake in this PROMOTION.

Accept our hearty congratulations once again!

Yours Faithfully,
Management.

Friday, June 01, 2007

Now the scammers would have me believe that Coca Cola, coupled with British American Tobacco of all people, are running lotteries!

How stupid do these people think I am?

THE COCA COLA COMPANY
PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD
DEPT:COCA COLA AVENUE
STAMFORD BRIDGE LONDON
SW1V 3DW UNITED KINGDOM.

THE COCA COLA COMPANY OFFICIAL PRIZE NOTIFICATION

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just
concluded,finaldraws held on(26th of May,2007)
by Coca-Cola in conjunction with the British American Tobacco Worldwide
Promotion.
Your email was among the 20 Lucky winners who won £1,000,000.00{One
Million Great Britain Pounds}each in the THE COCA\COLA COMPANY 2007 PROMO.
it was released today 1st of June ,2007 and your email was attached to ticket number
(7PWYZ2007)and ballot number(BT:12052007/20)
The online draws was conducted by a random selection of email
addressesfrom an exclusive listof 19,081,643 E-mail addresses of
individuals and corporate bodiespicked by an advanced automated
random computer search from the internet by the board of director.

*Contact your Online Co-ordinator for claims.
Mr Williams Carpenter
22 Garden Close,
Stamford, Lincs,PE9 2YP
London United Kingdom.
E-mail:claim_agents_11@yahoo.co.uk

To proceed with your claims, you would be required to fill the
Verification Form below completely and return back to us immediately.

THIS SHOULD BE COMPLETED BY THE BENEFICIARY OF THE STATED FUND, FOR
VERIFICATION BEFORE TRANSFER.

FULL NAME:
NATIONALITY:
RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS:
DATE OF BIRTH:
SEX:
TEL:NUMBER:
FAX NUMBER:
EMAIL ADDRESS:
TICKET NUMBER:
BALLOT NUMBER:
OCCUPATION:
MARITAL STATUS:
You must be 16 or over to play or claim a prize

MODE OF PAYMENT:
1: Have our affiliate Courier Service Deliver your Cheque to
you..............
2: Online Transfer of your funds( Open an account in
UK)....................

Yours Faithfully,
Management.