Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Monday, November 19, 2007

This scammer is right when he says that I may not remember him. Two reasons being:

1 I have never met him

2 He doesn't exist.

Whilst I am on the subject, where the fark is JIndia?

My Dear Friend,

You might find it so difficult to remember me. Though, it is indeed, avery long time. On my singular, I am much delighted and privileged to contact you again, after couple of years now. It takes fate, courage and God's fearing to remember old friends and at the same time, to showgratification to them, despite circumstances that made things to not workout as we projected then.

I take this liberty to inform you that, the transaction we were pursingtogether, finally worked out by God's infinite mercy and I decided tocontact you just to let you know.

You are advised to stop any further communication with your local representative(s) any officials (s)department whom may call or email you concerning the check draft what sumof $930.000.00 except FEDEX EXPRESS COURIER COMPANY in Benin Republic. Your are advise not to accept any fax or telephone calls that does notcome from Fedex, because they are the only company I left with the orderon how to deliver the check draft to you, and you may call them immediately you received this message for more information through theinstruction I left, I have conscience as a human being, due to yourtremendous effort and contribution to make things work out in retrospect.

Meanwhile, I must inform you that I am presently in JIndia for numerous business negotiations and establishments. I just arrived yesterday night and checked inn, in a hotel and decided togo down to the hotel business centre to mail you. Now, with my sincereheart, I have raised and signed an International Cashier's Bank draft,to the Sum of $930.000.00 NINE HUNDRED AND THIRTY THOUSAND USD) only in your name as a COMPENSATION to your dedication, humanity and contribution, as it were during those trying period.

Contact them now, Director Name is Dr Nelson febian.

(Chief director FEDEXBenin Republic )

on this E-mail: (info_fedexexpress37@yahoo.fr)

phonenumber +229-9380-6648.

You are to forward to him, the following

1. YOUR FULL NAMES:

2.YOUR HOUSE/OFFICE MAILING ADDRESS

3. YOUR HOUSE/MOBILE TELEPHONE NUMBER

He will advise you further about the shippment of the ICBD to yourResidence Address or Office Address you may provide.

Feel free to reach him via this very mail address: info_fedexexpress37@yahoo.fr Most importantly, the ICBD has only validity period of 60 banking days. therefore the earlier you respond the bettere to that effect, shall be admired.

You have to mind the days enroute shippment.

Sincerely Yours,

Mr Allen George,

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