Stupid Punts!

Stupid Punts!

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Examples of the "Nigerian scam" that flood my email box everyday.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

This particular scamming scumbag really doesn't seem to have much of a brain, when it comes to presenting a vaguely credible con.

He writes in block capitals, always a bad sign.

The figure offered is $800,000.00Million.

What is that then, $800K, $800M or $800BN?

He really needs to improve his numeracy before trying to commit fraud.

He then signs himself off as Emma Jones and Don Sagay, clearly the life of a con man and the false identities used is causing this guy some identity problems of his own

A pathetic attempt at fraud, well deserving of our derision and scorn.

ATTN

PLEASE BE INFORMED THAT WE HAVE ARRANGED YOUR PAYMENT OF ($800.000.00MILLON) UNITED STATES DOLLARS THROUGH SWIFT CARD PAYMENT CENTER ASIA PACIFIC, THIS CARD CENTER WILL SEND YOU AN ATM CARD WHICH YOU WILL USE TO WITHDRAW YOUR MONEY IN ANY ATM MACHINE IN ANY PART OF THE WORLD, BUT THE MAXIMUM IS ONE THOUSAND, FIVE HUNDRED UNITED STATES DOLLARS PER DAY.

PLEASE CONTACT COOPERATIVE SOCIETY BANK OF AFRICA ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT AND ALSO SEND THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION
AS LISTED BELOW.

1.FULL NAME
2.ADDRESS WERE YOU WANT THEM TO SEND THE ATM CARD
3.PHONE AND FAX NUMBER
4.YOUR AGE AND CURRENT OCCUPATION
5.ATTACH COPY OF YOUR IDENTIFICATION

KINDLY CONTACT THE BELOW GIVEN PERSON WITH THOSE INFORMATIONS REQUESTED ABOVE AS HE WILL NEED THEM TO BE ABLE TO PROCESS YOUR FILE AND RELEASE YOUR ATM CARD.
DR.PASTOR OKOH DIRECTOR,
ATM PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
COOPERATIVE SOCIETY BANK OF AFRICA
EMAIL:(bankofafricacooperativesociety@yahoo.com.cn)

THE ATM CARD PAYMENT CENTER HAS BEEN MANDATED TO ISSUE OUT YOUR PAYMENT AND YOU HAVE TO STOP ANY FURTHER COMMINUCATION WITH ANY OTHER PERSON(S) OR OFFICE(s) TO AVOID ANY HITCHES IN RECEIVING YOUR PAYMENT. NOTE THAT BECAUSE OF IMPOSTORS, WE HEREBY ISSUED YOU OUR CODE OF CONDUCT, WHICH IS (ATM-0411) SO YOU HAVE TO INDICATE THIS CODE WHEN CONTACTING THE CARD CENTER BY USING IT AS YOUR SUBJECT.

REGARDS,
EMMAJONES
Mr Don Sagay

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