Stupid Punts!

El Porko

I have won the El Gordo Spanish Sweepstake..so the email says; yeah right!

I have won $516K, but there has been a...wait for it..."mix up with the numbers".

Oh how I detest that phrase, and how I detest the scum who send out these scam emails.


EL GORDO SPANISH SWEEPSTAKE

LOTTERY S.A.

C/ CARRACA Nº11 PISO 1-A

08905 BARCELONA -SPAIN

TELEFAX:.

FROM: THE DESK OF MANAGING DIRECTOR

INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPT.

REF NO: EGS/0007459015/03

BATCH NO:17/7024/IPD


ATTENTION: .

RE:AWARD NOTIFICATION,FINAL NOTICE

WE are pleased to inform you of the release of the results of the EL GORDO
SWEEPSTAKE LOTTERY /INTERNATIONAL PROGRAM held on the 26th APRIL ,2004.SPANISH

Your name attached to ticket number 777-52104543-094 with serial number 3113-55
drew the lucky numbers 1-22-16-78-39-10 which consequently won the lottery in
the 3rd category.

You have therefore been approved for a lump sum payout of ¤515,810. 00 (FIVE
HUNDRED AND FIFTEEN THOUSAND EIGHT HUNDRED AND TEN EUROS ONLY ) in cash credited
to file REFERENCE

NO:EGS/0007459015/03.This is from a total cash prize of ¤8,768,770.00(EIGHT
MILLION SEVEN HUNDRED AND SIXTY EIGHT THOUSAND,SEVEN HUNDRED AND SEVENTY EUROS
ONLY) shared among the seventeen international winners in this category

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Your fund is now deposited with a security company insured to your name. Due to
mixed up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep this award from public
notice until your claim has been processed and your money remitted to your
nominated account as this is a part of our security protocol to avoid double
claiming or unwarranted taking advantage of this program by participants.

All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from
25,000 names from Asia, Australia, New Zealand, Europe and North America as part
of our international promotions program which we conduct once every year. We
hope that with a part of your prize , you will take part in our end of year high
stake US$1.3 billion International lottery.

To begin your lottery claim please contact your claims agent, Foreign operations
DON DIEGO MARTINEZ manager ESTRELLA SEGUROS S.A on Email:
for processing and remittance of your prize money to a
designated account of your choice. Remember that all prize money must be claimed
not later than 1st JUNE, 2004 After this date all funds will be returned to the
Ministry de Economic y Hacienda as unclaimed.

NOTE: In order to avoid unnecessary delays there be any change of your address,
please do inform your claims agent, please remember to quote your reference and
batch numbers in every correspondence with us or your agent .Furthermore should
there be any change of your address, do inform your claims agent as soon as
possible.

Congratulations again from all members of our staff and thank you for being a
part of our promotions Program.

Sincerely.

SNR PEDRO GARZON

Managing Director