Stupid Punts!

This gentleman appears to be under the impression that I have only just finished celebrating New Year (I wish!).

As usual he has a dead mother and father, he lives in a refugee camp; but "grips" a certificate for a box in London containing $12M.

His spirit has moved him to contact me.

I think these guys need to consider hedging the dollar value of the "assets" they hold; given the collapse of the Dollar, their "wealth" is erodoing fast!

He very kindly informs me that I do not need to go to Africa.

All I need do is email or call him, he looks forward to hearing my voice...don't hold your breath matey.

DEAR Ken Frost,

HOW WAS YOUR HOLIDAY SEASON, I WISH YOU THE BEST
OF 2004.

I AM WRITING TO YOU, BECAUSE I HAVE A NEED, WHICH
FINDING SOLUTION TO IT HAS KEPT ME AWAKE EVEN WHEN I
AM SUPPOSED TO BE ASLEEP.I AM MR. PATRICK KABAKA A LIBERIAN NATIONALITY AND
ARESIDENCE OF THE “BUJUMBURA REFUGEE CAMP” CENTRALREGION – GHANA.

MY FATHER, “JOSEPH KABAKA” WHO WAS EQUALLY PITCHED AGAINST THEREBELLION IN
LIBERIA, WAS KILLED ON 15/05/03BEFORE THE INTERVENTIONOF THE “ECOMOG”. MY LATE
FATHER WAS ASSASINATED WITH MY MOTHER WHEN
THEY WERE COMING BACK FROM A CAUCUS CRUCIAL MEETING THAT BROUGHT HOPEAND PEACE
IN THE LARGER LIBERIA.
I AM PRESENTLY AT THE BUJUMBURA REFUGEE CAMP, GOING
THROUGH DEMEANING INCONVENIENCES ON REFUGEE STATUS IN GHANA.I AM IN GRIP OF A
CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT OF A RESERVENET $12 MILLION USD CASH IN A METAL BOX
SECURED IN THE “LONDON” – WITH FBX FINANCIAL BANKING
SERVICES.WEBSITE:www.fbx-online.com

THE NATURE OF THE DEPOSIT IS SUCH THAT I NEED TO MAKE
NECESSARY PROVISIONS TO ESTABLISH YOUR IN
PARTICIPATION AS INVESTMENT ADVISOR / PARTNER TO
RETRIEVE THIS BEQUEATH. THIS CONFIDENTIAL
COLLABORATION IS WHAT MY SPIRIT HAS ILLUMINATED ME TO
SEEK YOU FOR NEEDED ASSIATANCE TO DELIVER
UNAMBIGUOUSLY, GIVEN THE NECESSARY MANDATE.

FOR YOUR PARTICIPATION, I OFFER A REMUNARATION OF 30%
OF $12 M, AND YOU WILL NOT BE REQUIRED TO VISIT
AFRICA, BUT ONLY THAT YOU WILL ASSIST IN MY MIGRATION
TO EUROPE IMMEDIATELY THIS BUSINESS IS CONSUMATED.

PLEASE CALL ME ON ...., I GIVE YOU GOOD
WISHES AND GOOD TIDINGS. HAPPY NEW YEAR, SIR.
I WAIT YOUR RETURN MAIL OR VOICE.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
PATRICK KABAKA.